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The official "We can't go to Sconefest" thread

In this thread we discuss the awesomeness of what WE will be doing this weekend, as well as making fun of the vegwebbers who are in attendance at Sconefest.  Not because we're jealous or anything...

Of course, the "making fun of" aspect is all in good fun, and should in no way be taken seriously.  Consider that the disclaimer.  And no real, direct insults please, we're all friends here.  Ok?

Anyway, I cannot wait to work this Saturday!  It's going to be so awesome sitting on my ass for 8 hours while knowing I could be enjoying a nice breeze in San Francisco and eating delicious food.  It doesn't matter, I bet all of those vegwebbers are going to smell like feet anyway.  And I'm willing to bet that their hair will be all kinds of disheveled, their clothes will be dirty, and their shoes will be falling apart.

I do plan on having fun this weekend!  I shall be trussed up in long sleeves and skirt with a tight corset disallowing me to slouch at all in sweltering humidity for both days! 

Though honestly, I look good in my garb and shall be having a ton of fun provided it doesnt rain.  Even if my food selections are nigh to nonexistent there shall be plenty of booze!

Oh and I am buying another skull, cus one's home can never have too many.  Right?!

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I do plan on having fun this weekend!  I shall be trussed up in long sleeves and skirt with a tight corset disallowing me to slouch at all in sweltering humidity for both days! 

Though honestly, I look good in my garb and shall be having a ton of fun provided it doesnt rain.  Even if my food selections are nigh to nonexistent there shall be plenty of booze!

Oh and I am buying another skull, cus one's home can never have too many.  Right?!

Now this sounds awesome!  And no, one can never have too many skulls in their house.  I wonder what the Predator's house would look like...

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Anyway, I cannot wait to work this Saturday!  It's going to be so awesome sitting on my ass for 8 hours while knowing I could be enjoying a nice breeze in San Francisco and eating delicious food.

This will be me as well, with the added bonus of going to a bridal shower afterwards.  Joy.

Oh and I am buying another skull, cus one's home can never have too many.  Right?!

There's no such thing as too many skulls, ever!   :D

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Oh, and apparently I'm having band practice on Saturday night.  So while I'll be yelling about things that anger me, those ridiculous vegwebbers will be dancing worse than Elaine from Seinfeld.

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I'm going to be drinking good beer this weekend.  Some of my homebrew, and some new imperial pumpkin ale that just was released from my favorite brewery, Southern Tier.  Yum!!

As for Sconefest, I say, PSHA! at those hucksters.  Enjoy all of your food stuffs, and meeting new people stuffs, while I'll be drinking alone.  Jealous yet?  ???

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I will be saying goodbye to my friends who are going back to their school in south GA. I'll be getting ready for a band camp  I don't want to go to anymore.

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I'll be speaking loudly so my grandma can hear what I'm saying, even though it will all be confusing for her anyway.  And I'll be visiting a care facility so it will smell of industrial cleaner.  While the sconefesters will be hanging out together, eating food, and laughing in breezy coastal weather.  Lightweights.

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I will be cleaning up after customers, and folding a million towels. Who needs San Francisco?

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I'd much rather be working this weekend, and I'm super excited about how poor I am!!!  Who needs vegweb meet ups anyway??

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I'm going to visit my parents Saturday.  I'm going to take some cupcakes and then cook dinner for them...maybe breakfast on Sunday too.  :)  After that, I will be forcing myself to prepare for the first day of school.  Yikes! 

P.S.  Not complaining.  I am so happy to have a job :)

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I will either be dancing my ass off, getting sweaty in the 'summer heat' camping next to my car, OR attending my nephew's birthday party!!! Even though I'm concaved broke, regardless, I'm making a gluten/dairy free pirate ship cake for my nephew's party! I was gonna make a barbie-esque Tinkerbell cake ('cuz he has a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE crush on her!), but Dad put a kabosh on that....So Mom and I came up w/ an alternative....Cap'n Hook's pirate ship!!

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I'm going to be drinking good beer this weekend.  Some of my homebrew, and some new imperial pumpkin ale that just was released from my favorite brewery, Southern Tier.  Yum!!

I don't really drink, but that sounds like it is awesome!

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I will most likely be sitting around the house cleaning for most of the weekend. Saturday i'm hanging out with a friend i barely see, we're going on an "expedition" (in other words driving around and going to random places doing random things i hopes to entertain ourselves, i have a feeling it'll wind up at walmart or the beach). Hopefully i'll find something cool to do sunday. Cooler than sconefest.

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I will most likely be sitting around the house cleaning for most of the weekend. Saturday i'm hanging out with a friend i barely see, we're going on an "expedition" (in other words driving around and going to random places doing random things i hopes to entertain ourselves, i have a feeling it'll wind up at walmart or the beach). Hopefully i'll find something cool to do sunday. Cooler than sconefest.

Driving to random places is one of the best things to do.  I've actually been thinking about doing that recently.  What you need to do is make an effort to not go to the beach or Wal-Mart and see what else you can find.

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The beach and walmart is pretty much my whole town. haha. Well at night at least, and theres applebees. Thats all thats open after 10. (and i guess the beach technically isnt since you're not supposed to be there at night but oh well.)

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I'm going to lounge by the pool while Andy does yardwork, occasionally squirting him with water as he passes by with the lawnmower....I will eat buckets of delicious food and drink mediocre beer with friends....basically, a typical summer weekend.

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I'm going to lounge by the pool while Andy does yardwork, occasionally squirting him with water as he passes by with the lawnmower....I will eat buckets of delicious food and drink mediocre beer with friends....basically, a typical summer weekend.

I hope you don't have one of those electric lawnmowers.
In either case, this sounds amazing.  When you say buckets of food, what kind of food?  I'm curious for when I decide to finally put food in buckets.

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Our lawnmower is definitely not electric.  I believe its from 1988.  I could probably cut the grass with the weedwhacker with less effort.  But I'm not allowed to touch the lawnmower.  I don't make the lines straight enough.  Too bad for me.

On the weekends, we don't usually have "real" meals....my rule is, if you are going to spend the day at my house, swimming in my pool and drinking my beer, you must bring food.  So I'll make cookies and hummus, maybe a salad, and my peeps have to contribute something, whether its just chips and salsa or something actually substantial.  My friend Megan got a bunch of vegan recipes last weekend and made beer bread and quinoa salad....it was awesome!

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ooh oooh can I play? I can't go to sconefest because, well, it's over 12,000km away.

Buuuut, this Saturday I do get to listen to high school kids arguing about stuff they know very little aobut, then crush the hopes of half of them and send them home with sad little faces, while fending off complaints from over-bearing mothers, teachers, and ill-informed coaches. Woo hoo! So much cooler than making new friends and trying new food... really...

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But I'm not allowed to touch the lawnmower.  I don't make the lines straight enough.  Too bad for me.

Oh memories of junior year. I was in the turf management class, and we took care of the baseball/softball fields. After 3 days of everyone trying to get me to mow grass straight, i was banned from using it. (its a big driving one for like professional fields)
Now that was semi off topic but oh well.

I would like some buckets o' food

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