sconefest update
Posted by hespedal on Aug 09, 2009 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
well, dustin and i made it home safely.
you aren't going to believe this, but sconefest WAS A SCAM. kmk and ac were trying to look all cute making those videos, but really they tried to kill us! literally, they were packing! they are insano crazy nut-jobs going through insane amounts of time and energy to find vegans to FEED OFF OF. really, they aren't even vegan. i knew something was up when ac started giving me dirty looks.
just hoping everyone else got back ok, it was kind of everybody for themselves... i feel bad that we had to bail and leave everyone else stranded, but we were seriously about to be killed.
I've always had my suspicions about ac. kmk, though, that's a surprise. I'm glad you made it back alive, although leaving your team is bad form. Did beeps make it out?
i think beeps is going to be ok, we (dustin, me and beeps) were all able to make it away from them, but we has to split ways. i'm most worried about algea, but she is really strong so i think she'll be ok, even thought she is weaponless.
and P is brainwashed. or possibly a franken-robot that ac created as a prop. i can't be sure.
ac is pretty bright. She could make a P zombie. Alg, be strong!
Was saskia there?
yes, but they didn't start unleashing their nastiness until saskia had left. i hope they won't get her today.
They leave one to tell the story, so that others can be afraid. Very afraid.
Nobody got to second base with me.
But they'll tell their friends back home that they did.
Nobody got to second base with me.
if i went to visit you, i would DEFINITELY tell everyone i "got to second base". haha. especially if i annoyed you, in that case there could be a dual meaning to "got to".
hm, maybe p is a zombie robot hybrid? he's brainwashed, lab created, AND eats brains of vegans?!!! oh my!
vegans: oh, hi ac, kmk, and p!
ac & kmk: oh hi, we're bubbly vegans, yep!
(unleashing p at this point)
p: graaaaaaaaaaaaains!
vegans: aaaaaah! we must escape this zombie robot hybrid! oh my!
(as they are trying to escape, ac & kmk flash shiny yummy vegan things)
vegans: oooooh! shiny yummy vegan things!
p: nom nom nom!
I knew it, I KNEW IT!
vegans: oh, hi ac, kmk, and p!
ac & kmk: oh hi, we're bubbly vegans, yep!
(unleashing p at this point)
p: graaaaaaaaaaaaains!
vegans: aaaaaah! we must escape this zombie robot hybrid! oh my!
(as they are trying to escape, ac & kmk flash shiny yummy vegan things)
vegans: oooooh! shiny yummy vegan things!
p: nom nom nom!
This made me laugh because eating grains is vegan ;)
it's just like the movie Shaun of the dead
it's just like the movie Shaun of the dead
Only not funny.
eta: rd's thing was funny, I meant actually hanging out with AC & KMK. ;)
:spam:
Spam?!? Power trip! Clique! It's an outrage!
(Wait. Were you here for that or were you roadtripping?)
I think she's trying to say that her and KMK turned all of the other vegwebbers into actual Spam! I DO NOT want vegan Spam!
(this is keri replying on the computer brittney uses and being too lazy to sign out and sign back in)
OH! I KNEW IT! so after p is done eating the vegan brains, they must make the rest of the vegan into spam? wow. that's just nuts!
do you think they are putting them into those little cans and everything?!
do you think they even PACKED those little cans knowing that they were making the brainless vegans into spam?
i am so NEVER roadtripping with them!
is that why ac said she'd feed me if i ended up stuck under a bridge in montana? no, wait... she didn't say "feed" she said, "i'll take care of you". OH NO! i think maybe i was next on the list!
ohmyohmyohmy!
Dude, rd, steer clear of Montana. AC is out for your Spam!