You are here

the BOOBS thread

written "BOOBS" and not "boobs" to maximize the semblance to boobs.

continued from the "'you're kind of heavy for a vegan'" thread. We were complaining about boob size, but anything boobs-related goes here. Complaints, praise, musings, whatever.

My Husband hates fake boobs too...and he can spot them a mile away ;D He said its not natural for your boobs to stick up, when your laying down, I have been blessed by the boob fairy 36DDD

0 likes

Fair warning: Mark just likes boobs :p

0 likes

It is going to be interesting when the new implants that are grown from your own tissue on a biodegradable frame, and than implanted into your body come out in the next year or two and nobody will be able to tell anything anymore.

what!? SUPER frankenboobs!

0 likes

I think that women who get implants for purely cosmetic reasons have a different attitude than those who just have naturally large breasts. People like me just live with the boobs. Maybe we have a few outfits that really show 'em off. The cosmetic boob ladies live to show them off. They want to get their money's worth.

0 likes

my best friend has fake boobs and I have naturally large boobs - I'd say we show them off equally, but I love my boobs, and she'll always be one of those super self-conscious girls even though she's drop dead gorgeous.....

0 likes

I have a bunch of long sleeve grey t-shirts.  I put one on today that goes under more tailored sweaters, but thought it was the loose one I wear by itself.  My shirt was very form-fitting and my boobs were sticking out all over the place.  Ick.  When I'd catch a reflection of them it was gross.

0 likes

It is going to be interesting when the new implants that are grown from your own tissue on a biodegradable frame, and than implanted into your body come out in the next year or two and nobody will be able to tell anything anymore.

what!? SUPER frankenboobs!

I wish they'd invent something that would cause boob apoptosis (safely, of course) and it would shrink my boobies!

0 likes

My shirt was very form-fitting and my boobs were sticking out all over the place.  Ick.  When I'd catch a reflection of them it was gross.

Like, sticking out of your arms and back? I guess that would be gross.

0 likes

;D  Shush now!  That'd be cool.  I wonder if I had boobs sticking out from my arms and back I could get a reduction in my auto insurance rate because I'd be extra cushioned.

0 likes

I've finally taken the time to catch up with this awesome thread. And now I wanna go bra shopping, despite my innate hatred of the activity. I own three bras - different colours of the same 'model' - and while they're great shapers, they're not pretty. I know what a tall order it is to find a larger sized pretty bra which doesn't break the bank, and I'll probably give up in disgust soon enough, but I have a hankering to try it. ::)

Update: I did it!! :D I got a really nice one (I think). Want a second opinion from the boyfriend, hehee. Wish I could take a photo and show you it. This is the most expensive bra I've ever bought - NZ$70, which is $20 more than my aforementioned plain bras. And, hey, guess what? In this bra, I am an F cup. ::) Huh?

0 likes

Haven't looked at this thread in a while...

Yay Heli! I hope your new bra is working out for you. Sometimes there's that breaking in period where you're not sure if you like them (or maybe that's just me!), so hope you're over that!

0 likes

I just realized how uneven my boobs are. Haha. I dont really care it just makes me laugh
My right is like a B and my left is like a C
<3

0 likes

my left is a C.5 and my right is a B.5. It kind of evens out with a shaped C bra, not really, but no one notices, probably.

Except that one girl in middle school. I HATE YOU. AND WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT MY BREASTS?

I'm done now.

0 likes

In middle school 2 guys decided together which one was bigger and let me know.
Buttheads.
I didn't think they were different then, I think they were just crazy. I barely had any boobage.

0 likes

my left is a C.5 and my right is a B.5. It kind of evens out with a shaped C bra, not really, but no one notices, probably.

Except that one girl in middle school. I HATE YOU. AND WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT MY BREASTS?

I'm done now.

I saw something last week that Fruit of the Loom is doing a bra where you can pick 2 different cup sizes (so, you buy half a bra at a time), and then you can hook them together in the front and back. Looked kind of neat, and I thought of you. Awwwww.

0 likes

haha. i've thought of that, but then i realized, even though it would fit well, it would make it that much more obvious.

I still wonder what my size would be if I could buy half-bras, though...

0 likes

That's weird about buying two pieces. I mean, it makes sense since a lot of women aren't even, but still, it's kinda weird. I mean, how do you measure one boob at a time? And can you mix 'n match colors? That would kick ass if they had bright colors you could mix up. I like brightly colored underthings.

0 likes

then uS could buy a rainbow bra (of sorts)!!!

0 likes

I have so many rainbow bras.  Hahah. <3

I totally bought a new bra the other day. I had a 10 dollar off coupon for jcpenny. HOLY CRAP IT MAKES ME CLEAVAGE CITYYY. <3 Haha. And its squishy and soft. I play with it lots. When I'm wearing it. Its not really a good thing. Haha.

0 likes

I suddenly have boobness that wasn't there last month..  may be the three kids, may be Isa's cupcakes  8-)

all in all though, :wink/nod/flash

^-^

0 likes

Pages

Log in or register to post comments