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the lower picture was just in my little sidebar recipe spot. 
nice icing, lemme guess bleach flavored?

the hot mayo thing was something my friend came up with and we always say that.  I kinda think it taste like french onion soup!

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Well, cookie dough would be ok. I meant, like, hot mayo would be... icky... so a taste of nothingness was much more pleasant than that.

AGREED.

p.s. how did our quotes get all effed up?

the hot mayo thing was something my friend came up with and we always say that.  I kinda think it taste like french onion soup!

I don't think I'd like either FOS or HM

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it's realy good with some croutons! :-D

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Katie told me that mine has tasted like cookie dough on a few occasions.
??? :o

She's like butterscotch.
;)b :P

Question, would this make cooking with sperm ideal?  If it tastes good?

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Well, cookie dough would be ok. I meant, like, hot mayo would be... icky... so a taste of nothingness was much more pleasant than that.

AGREED.

p.s. how did our quotes get all effed up?

I'm not sure.  I was wondering the same thing.

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Katie told me that mine has tasted like cookie dough on a few occasions.
??? :o

She's like butterscotch.
;)b :P

Wow, if Niall tasted of cookie dough he would be pleasured more often!

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Katie told me that mine has tasted like cookie dough on a few occasions.
??? :o

She's like butterscotch.
;)b :P

Question, would this make cooking with sperm ideal?  If it tastes good?

No, I think it would be best as a soy ice cream topping, a gravy over mashed potatoes or add some to your coffee to give it an extra kick.

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It would be an easy response to "so how do you get your protein?" and "do you get enough protein?"

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It would be an easy response to "so how do you get your protein?" and "do you get enough protein?"

I'm so using this.

"How do you get protein?"
"Semen."

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It would be an easy response to "so how do you get your protein?" and "do you get enough protein?"

I'm so using this.

"How do you get protein?"
"Semen."

I can't believe we didn't think of this sooner. It not only provides an answer, but shuts people the hell up.  ;)b

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It would be an easy response to "so how do you get your protein?" and "do you get enough protein?"

I'm so using this.

"How do you get protein?"
"Semen."

I can't believe we didn't think of this sooner. It not only provides an answer, but shuts people the hell up.  ;)b

You gotta say it with a totally unfazed expression too.

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yeah but guys if you read the comments on the  book, you'll note that quite a few people say that the protein content is practically negligible. 

so make sure you're getting a LOT

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yeah but guys if you read the comments on the  book, you'll note that quite a few people say that the protein content is practically negligible. 

so make sure you're getting a LOT

Perhaps a comment of "Tofu, legumes, and beans, supplemented with a good amount of semen" would be appropriate.

However, I like the shock value of just simply "semen".

I don't think anyone is going to counter-attack, and if they do, perhaps I'd say tofu on the side? lololol

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Omni's don't know shit about protein content and nutrition and junk.  We're overthinking things.

Even if the protein content of semen is negligible....

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beans ARE legumes.  if they don't call you on the semen thing, they will definitely call you on that

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not really though

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beans ARE legumes.  if they don't call you on the semen thing, they will definitely call you on that

But they look different. And people use them interchangeably. I actually use them together like I just did. Sort of like how AC says "tad bit".
Am I a bad person? Waaaahhhh. I'm an uneducated vegannnnn.

Omni's don't know shit about protein content and nutrition and junk.  We're overthinking things.

Even if the protein content of semen is negligible....

I concur. Shock value, people, shock value.

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meggs, you are not a bad person

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meggs, you are not a bad person

Thank you. Now could you please put up an avatar of your new look, plz?

eta: maybe I am not a bad person, rather, a drama queen at times, though. :(

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i was trying to do it last night but i couldn't get it to work.  i'm going to try it again right now

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