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Euphemisms (or otherwise) for breasts?

This is a crossover from Reasons to LOL. Josh got me thinking about all the weird words for breasts. What are some others? I know y'all probably have terms I've never heard. I'm particularly eager to hear from the Down Under Contingent, but anyone is welcome to contribute.

So far I have:
Boobs/boobies
Bosoms (or if you are my old grannie, Ba-zooms)
Titties
McGuffeys
Teats

knockers
rack
jugs
breasticles/chesticles (rhymes with testicles)

If I think of more I'll come back.  I can't think of any Aussie-specific words for them.

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Down Under Contingent

at first glance, I thought you were listing this as a euphemism for vagina.

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tatas
melons
headlights/foglights
bust
cha-chas

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Btw, this reminds me of a bachelorette party game where we all had to list as many names for "penis" as we could in the allotted time, and the person with the longest list won.

I didn't win. :(

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casabas
the girls

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the twins

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Sweater meat.

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Sweater meat.

Along those lines, sweater cows.

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Rack, of course. And locally, "balconies."

LOL @ sweater meat!!

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Down Under Contingent

at first glance, I thought you were listing this as a euphemism for vagina.

Sweater meat.

;)b

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SNAKE EYES
APPLES
BALCONY
BALLOONS
BANGERS
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEAN BAGS
BIG BROWN EYES
BON-BONS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOTTLES
BOULDERS
BULLETS
BUMPERS
BUSTERS
BUTTERBAGS
CANTELOUPES
GAZONGAS
GLANDS
GLOBES
GRAPEFRUITS
GUAVAS
HANDFUL
HAND-WARMERS
HEADERS
HEADUGHTS
HILLS
HONKERS
HOOTERS
HOWITZERS
JABOOS
JIBS
JUGS
JUMBOS
KAZONGAS
KNOBS
KNOCKERS
LACTOIDS
LOAVES
LOBLOLLIES
LOVE BUBBLES
LOVE MUFFINS
LULUS
LUNGS
MAMMETS
MAMS
MANGOES
MEATBALLS
MEAT LOAVES
MELONS
MILK CANS
MILK SHOP
MOUNDS
MOUNT OF ULIES
MOUNTAINS
MUFFINS
MULLIGANS
MURPHIES
NANCIES
NATURE’S FONTS
NIBLETS
NINNIES
NIPPERS
NODULES
NOOGIES
NUBBIES
NUTS
ORANGES
ORBS
OTTOMANS
PAIR
PALOOKAS
PAPAYAS
PAPS
PEACHES
PEAKS
PEARS
PECTS
PEEPERS
PILLOWS
PIPS
POKERS
PONTOONS
POTATOES
PUMPKINS
PUMPS
RIB CUSHIONS
ROUNDIES
SANDBAGS
SCONES
SCOOPS
SET
SHAKERS
SHIMMIES
SKIN SACKS
SNUGGLE PUPS
SPHERES
SPUDS
STACKS
STUFFING
SWEATER MEAT
SWEET ROLLS
SWINGERS
TAMALES
TETONS
TIDBITS
TITS
TITTERS
TI=IES
TOMATOES
TOOTERS
TORPEDOES
TWANGERS
TWIN PEAKS
TWOFERS
UMLAUTS
UPPER DECK
WALDOS
WARHEADS
WARTS
WATERMELONS
WHOPPERS
WOBBLERS
WONGAS
YABBOS
YAMS
ZEPPELINS

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... umlauts?

i can't believe you're the first to mention honkers or hooters. so obvious!

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BTW, the "Grand Teton" mountains in (is it?) Wyoming or wherever...that's French for "big tits". Because I guess that's what they looked like to some poor sex-starved trapper.

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ctrl+f DIRTY PILLOWS not found.

For shame, vegweb.

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Not boobs, but "over the shoulder boulder holder" for bra has always amused me.

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Not boobs, but "over the shoulder boulder holder" for bra has always amused me.

A friend always called them "bustenhalters" and that makes me laugh.

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i think we need this type of thread for the other naughty bits

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i think we need this type of thread for the other naughty bits

Be my guest! (I can actually think of a couple)

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Just found a new term: Blouse Bunnies!
That cracks me up!

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