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Euphemisms for wee wees

aka penises

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dick
cock
johnson
one-eyed trouser snake
willy
richard
weiner
pee-pee
wang
dong
family jewels (or does that just refer to testicles?)
schlong
pecker
pizzle

I'll come back if I think of more....

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junk
wong
schlong
chorizo
free willy
hardware
lady-pleaser

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hootertooter.....a lady at work actually says this seriously

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MAN MUSCLE
Love stick
tool
package
knob
member
MEAT POPSICLE
Tube steak
third leg
baby arm
TONSIL TICKLER
Flesh trombone
yogurt slinger (better yet: PURPLE HEADED yogurt slinger)

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skin flute
twig and berries
captain winkie
love muscle
blue vein trouser trout

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you boys are GROSS

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piccolo
frank and beans
sausage and meatballs

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wedding tackle

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you boys are GROSS

Thank you.

ETA: If you want to see gross, start a vagina euphemism thread.

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piccolo

My boyfriend and I are both piccolo players in the literal sense. This makes me chuckle.

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piccolo

My boyfriend and I are both piccolo players in the literal sense. This makes me chuckle.

I had never heard it until they were doing some trivia quiz on the radio the other day and they asked "what is a piccolo besides a musical instrument?"  There's also a type of coffee drink called a piccolo, but apparently that's not what they meant, lol.

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you boys are GROSS

Thank you.

;D I wish I knew more GROSS nicknames. Hahaha

eta: tallywag

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John Thomas
pleasure pole
Devil's maypole
pillicock
hairless schnauzer
slide rule

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Heat seeking moisture missile.

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D:

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da biznez (I kid you not)
among Spanish men my husband's age, "the instrument".

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Weiner, hot dog, dong, kielbasa, sausage, etc. So many pork names.

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bellend

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The bald-headed champ (thank you, Will Smith)
The Bishop (favoured by older English men)

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