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SEXVAGINAPENISBALLSBUTT.

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Did you know that you can legally marry your cousin in Georgia?  I don't really understand why that is legal and same sex marriage is not.  Southern logic, I guess.

messed up.

Has anyone else now got clips of arrested development playing through their heads?

yesyesyesyesyes. oh, now I get to laugh insanely to myself at work all day, good times.

and interesting that you have 'stages' of consent, it's kind of like how in some parts of Europe you can buy beer and wine at 16 but not spirits until you're 18.  

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I used to have a crush on my cousin.  He was just so sexy.

Has anyone else now got clips of arrested development playing through their heads?

I'd do George Michael if I were Maeby

I wish maeby was my cousin :)>>>

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Did you know that you can legally marry your cousin in Georgia?  I don't really understand why that is legal and same sex marriage is not.  Southern logic, I guess.

messed up.

Has anyone else now got clips of arrested development playing through their heads?

yesyesyesyesyes. oh, now I get to laugh insanely to myself at work all day, good times.

and interesting that you have 'stages' of consent, it's kind of like how in some parts of Europe you can buy beer and wine at 16 but not spirits until you're 18.  

I think it's something like 12-14 , that sort of age to have win with a meal in france. 16 to actually just buy it, and 18 to buy any alcohol. But I might be wrong.

Here in the UK  we can drink in a pub at 16 if it's a single beer with a meal (unless laws have changed) apart from that all buying is 1. But from 5 onwards we can drinkon private property...

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you don't believe me? i'm not joking! but we were really good at getting each other out after it was just us.

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I think it's something like 12-14 , that sort of age to have win with a meal in france. 16 to actually just buy it, and 18 to buy any alcohol. But I might be wrong.
Here in the UK  we can drink in a pub at 16 if it's a single beer with a meal (unless laws have changed) apart from that all buying is 1. But from 5 onwards we can drinkon private property...

yeah, it's pub/restaurant rules when having a meal/with family are different everywhere.
But I meant to buy from a shop to take home, and in Germany, Switzerland, The Netherlands etc it's 16 for approximately 15% alcohol or less and 18 for anything stronger.

*sorry to distract from perviness with talk of booze*

--cue someone talk about being pervy while drinking booze and we're back on track--

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but we were really good at getting each other out after it was just us.

"Never have I ever..........had a vagina!"

*hesp throws in card*

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I think it's something like 12-14 , that sort of age to have win with a meal in france. 16 to actually just buy it, and 18 to buy any alcohol. But I might be wrong.
Here in the UK  we can drink in a pub at 16 if it's a single beer with a meal (unless laws have changed) apart from that all buying is 1. But from 5 onwards we can drinkon private property...

yeah, it's pub/restaurant rules when having a meal/with family are different everywhere.
But I meant to buy from a shop to take home, and in Germany, Switzerland, The Netherlands etc it's 16 for approximately 15% alcohol or less and 18 for anything stronger.

*sorry to distract from perviness with talk of booze*

--cue someone talk about being pervy while drinking booze and we're back on track--

Can I pour whiskey on one of you and lick it off?

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but we were really good at getting each other out after it was just us.

"Never have I ever..........had a vagina!"

*hesp throws in card*

*Dustin is like "STOP DOING PENIS THINGS"* ah hahaha

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Yeah, we targeted Dustin!  That was so fun.  Vagina power!

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Yeah, we targeted Dustin!  That was so fun.  Vagina power!

and then he wrote "fuck you card" on my uno card, and I was going to sue the company. Remember when I blamed you, KMK? hahaha "OMG I THINK KATE WROTE FUCK YOU CARD ON MY UNO CARD"

a pretty pervish thing to do

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And I was like, no I didn'ttttttttt!!!!!

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and then..and then..and then

good times

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you don't believe me? i'm not joking! but we were really good at getting each other out after it was just us.

that, i believe

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lol

they would be out. dustin was sooo bad about targeting us ladies. but they would be the last out. they are so cute.

anyways, i know so much dirt about so many people. but they also know my dirt. FINGERS ARE SEALED

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Where are your fingers sealed? Did you forget to take them out again?!!

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omg so not fair making SF references I can't understand!

The other day, the "facilitator" (professor) for my group/class (7 people) at school said "that's what she said" to me. I was confused, wondering where exactly the innuendo was, and at the same time realizing he had a very serious face. Apparently, I had repeated something a female classmate said. That IS what she said. Oh.

And then we all busted up laughing. Apparently the professor has never seen The Office.

(not very pervy, but that's the best I got)

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I went to a sex store today  8-) (felt the need to add in some pervyness)

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omg so not fair making SF references I can't understand!

The other day, the "facilitator" (professor) for my group/class (7 people) at school said "that's what she said" to me. I was confused, wondering where exactly the innuendo was, and at the same time realizing he had a very serious face. Apparently, I had repeated something a female classmate said. That IS what she said. Oh.

And then we all busted up laughing. Apparently the professor has never seen The Office.

(not very pervy, but that's the best I got)

oh fb I love that story. really now, who can say "that's what she said" seriously anymore?

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I went to a sex store today  8-) (felt the need to add in some pervyness)

Every time by best friend is in town we go to the sexy store. True story. Now that I'm doing things with Tech, I know some places in Atlanta too. Christmas will be fun.

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