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HEY PERVS

WE CAN TALK FREELY NOW.

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I wish that said soil............ ITS CALLED SOIL.

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I wish that said soil............ ITS CALLED SOIL.

Do you know how much I love you for writing that?  At work, if someone calls it dirt I have a co-worker who writes that person off as a human being.

What could it read?
I'm soiled.
My make me feel soily.
You soil me.

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I wish that said soil............ ITS CALLED SOIL.

Do you know how much I love you for writing that?  At work, if someone calls it dirt I have a co-worker who writes that person off as a human being.

What could it read?
I'm soiled.
My make me feel soily.
You soil me.

You'll SOIL your pants / self.

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I wish that said soil............ ITS CALLED SOIL.

Do you know how much I love you for writing that?  At work, if someone calls it dirt I have a co-worker who writes that person off as a human being.

What could it read?
I'm soiled.
My make me feel soily.
You soil me.

You'll SOIL your pants / self.

Now, THERE'S some kink for you!!

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oh dear.

i think all complaints in this forums should go to AC so she can start an "official whiners to make fun of" thread

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oh dear.

i think all complaints in this forums should go to AC so she can start an "official whiners to make fun of" thread

Oh, boy would I love that!

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Do you know how much I love you for writing that?  At work, if someone calls it dirt I have a co-worker who writes that person off as a human being.

That person is me. Hahah.

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i'm a whiner, but i don't whine officially. i just whine to myself or anyone in my general proximity when people are being stupid.

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i meant like when people who don't want to read ADULT STUFF open and then complain about "the children on here" kinds of whiners.

i whine a lot too. good way for me to release stress. that and sex.

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THERE COULD BE SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS READING THIS!  THIS IS A FAMILY SITE!

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THERE COULD BE SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS READING THIS!  THIS IS A FAMILY SITE!

I'm starting a thread about how annoying you are.

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How have I missed this thread?  I just read the whole thing.  Not that I'm a perv or anything.  8-)

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I just think it's funny when people say it's a family site.  I picture mom, dad, and junior all crowding around the computer to read posts about Diva Cups.

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I just think it's funny when people say it's a family site.  I picture mom, dad, and junior all crowding around the computer to read posts about Diva Cups.

i think it's irrelevant. it's the fucking internet. there is MUCH worse than vegweb.

ETA: this is hannah. sorry.

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No one said it's a family site anyway.  Junior isn't going to be loggin in to play games or plan his week's menu or something.

<3 this thread!

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<3 this thread!

THIS THREAD IS THE NEW AIMLESS CHIT CHAT...FOR PERVS.

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yeah, a lot of this content isn't kid friendly - stoves are dangerous! boiling pots of water! keep the little ones out!

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yeah, a lot of this content isn't kid friendly - stoves are dangerous! boiling pots of water! keep the little ones out!

Putting bread in the oven is a euphemism for sex!  WE NEED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE WEBSITE TO SEXWEB NOW.

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Hahaha. I love this thread. ;)b

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While I was driving just now, I was trying to think what the female equivalent of "suck my dick" would be.  Because sometimes I say that.  Would it be like, "Lick my clit!"  I guess so.  I guess part of the humor of telling people to suck my dick is that I don't have one.

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