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i like telling people to suck my dick. Or saying i'd let people.

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While I was driving just now, I was trying to think what the female equivalent of "suck my dick" would be.  Because sometimes I say that.  Would it be like, "Lick my clit!"  I guess so.  I guess part of the humor of telling people to suck my dick is that I don't have one.

I don't think you've ever told me that. :( You should say "suck my labia."

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AC, suck my dick!

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I may start saying that so-and-so can dive on my muff.

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AC, suck my dick!

Lick my cellulite!

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"suck my labia."

Sucking labes is one of my favorite pastimes.

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AC, suck my dick!

Lick my cellulite!

Now that's just disgusting.

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AC, suck my dick!

Lick my cellulite!

Now that's just disgusting.

I know, right? I told you. I knew you would be disgusted by me. You think I look so gross.

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AC, suck my dick!

Lick my cellulite!

Now that's just disgusting.

LOL

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i ALWAYS stick my finger in those cyberskin fake vaginas and then i make brittney touch it too and we make faces and say, "it feels so real" and sorta act grossed out... yet we do it every time.  i'm drawn to them i guess.  haha.

you mean fleshlights?

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AC, suck my dick!

Lick my cellulite!

Now that's just disgusting.

I know, right? I told you. I knew you would be disgusted by me. You think I look so gross.

that's so hot.

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While I was driving just now, I was trying to think what the female equivalent of "suck my dick" would be.  Because sometimes I say that.  Would it be like, "Lick my clit!"  I guess so.  I guess part of the humor of telling people to suck my dick is that I don't have one.

Got it.  It's suck my tits.

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Is it horrible that one of my reasons for going here now is to read this thread????

How about "suck my clit"?

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Ok, perve test.  What does this vegetable look like?

<img src="http://thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/horseradish2.jpg">

ETA: Darn this didnt work...just go to that site

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Yeah that's good too!  You gotta have the short "i" sound.  

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I love that your post count is 6900.

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Ok, perve test.  What does this vegetable look like?

<img src="http://thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/horseradish2.jpg">

ETA: Darn this didnt work...just go to that site

The URL gave it away!

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Ok, perve test.  What does this vegetable look like?

<img src="http://thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/horseradish2.jpg">

ETA: Darn this didnt work...just go to that site

The URL gave it away!

darn i know!  I couldnt figure out how to post the picture...i thought about that too!!  I thought hmmmm, "thingsthatlooklikecockandballs" maybe they wont read that and just click the link...you pervys spot it right on!

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whoa! This Do Not Disturb section is really cool!

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