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HEY PERVS

WE CAN TALK FREELY NOW.

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LOL, I just found this thread.  Keeping this stuff in its own separate forum category is probably the best feature of the "new" forums- the sex stuff finally won't offend others!

While I was driving just now, I was trying to think what the female equivalent of "suck my dick" would be.  Because sometimes I say that.  Would it be like, "Lick my clit!"  I guess so.  I guess part of the humor of telling people to suck my dick is that I don't have one.

I like a simple "eat me".

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the sex stuff finally won't offend others!

I wouldn't bet on that.  Somebody is eventually going to cry about it.

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Oh yeah, they will. 

I'll tell them, tough shit!  Suck my clit! 

^Rhymed.

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Ok, perve test.  What does this vegetable look like?

<img src="http://thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/horseradish2.jpg">

ETA: Darn this didnt work...just go to that site

Supposedly the reason for the name horseradish is because it looks like a horse penis.

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Oh yeah, they will. 

I'll tell them, tough shit!  Suck my clit! 

^Rhymed.

haha yeah!  suck my clit!

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Hello, I'm Caitee, and I'm a major perv.

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Hello, I'm Caitee, and I'm a major perv.

Good to have you back.

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Thank you, Charbot! I'm pretty damn glad to be back too :) I missed you guys.

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Yep. Definitely a perv today.  ;)b

I spent the majority of my late afternoon looking up new sexual positions to try for when I see my BF after two months of long distance.  >:D

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omg this thread is so demoralizing i bet you women (guess I can't say ladies) show your ankles TOO. who wud talk about sex on the internet? all ur doing is making it less taboo, and thats just wrong. dont u think of the children who might come on vegweb for vegan recipes and find their way into this forum???????? children should not know that sex exists or that vaginas are ok!!!! for shame!!!!!1!11!!

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(pre-emptive mockery)

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I mean, it's ok for me to make vagina eating jokes, but this is just too much!
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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I mean, it's ok for me to make vagina eating jokes, but this is just too much!
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

x3.125 to make 25 smileys

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I mean, it's ok for me to make vagina eating jokes, but this is just too much!
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

x3.125 to make 25 smileys

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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There's not a single defensible reason to justify this equivalent to a middle-aged mullet, but I want to do this.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii168/booper_1956/image0011.jpg

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Wow, it took me a little while to realize what was going on there.
I like how the lady in the middle with the saggiest/largest boobs has the most red around the frog's eyes.

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Ha! I like it.
Fb looks like you analysed the picture too much! but you ARE totally right

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:o Aghhhh!

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I actually find that really funny/awesome.

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I actually find that really funny/awesome.

Who doesn't?!

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