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I have 2 black bananas and want to make something tonight.

However, I don't have any nuts (haha, nuts) or chocolate chips.

plz help a fatty.

I'm freaked out that Jason is reading the TMI thread andI talked about using a shampoo bottle for, um, something.  need to delete some stuff!

That's okay. I showed my best friend that thread and he started reading it.... then I realized I posted my infamous boom-boom story. Lord.

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OHH I haven't made it to the boom boom story yet... and Lisa... I've heard worse about you

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Lubi is queen gross-out. She didn't need that thread to keep it contained, that girl has no filter!

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Lubi is queen gross-out. She didn't need that thread to keep it contained, that girl has no filter!

Believe me I know!! I sit beside her ALL day! She keeps me grosses out/ laughing my ass off on a daily basis!

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Let's play a game. See how many different forums we can get this categorized under

SB, let's set a date to create banana bread muffins in Nashville while discussing our love life and children.  We may experiment a little...with the banana bread recipe, that is, and add guac and pesto to it for some reason.  After we experimented and tried the end result, we will have to go on a long walk to burn off those calories we just consumed.  While we are walking off those calories, we will decide that our Frankenstein banana bread was actually quite delicious...strangely...and decide that we are going to make it available for all other veg*ns.  We will go into business and travel the globe trying to sell our product to everyone, and, of course, try all of the exquisite restaurants that this piece of shit planet has to offer.  We will be a huge success thanks to your good looks and my weird sense of humor, as well as the "it tastes kinda weird, but I can't stop eating it" reaction everyone has to our creation.  We then decide to expand our business and make Frankenbanana muffins for animals.  Of course, we will have to post pics of them eating said muffins for internet cool points.  Once we've made our fortune, we will build our own houses in the shape of bananas.  After all of that, we will sell our banana bread flavoring to a condom company and also have our very own brand name dildos complete with our smiling faces on them.  They will also have to be opened like you were peeling a banana for added hawtness/frustration.  A gigantic internet riot will ensue thanks to the uncertainty of the veganness of the "natural flavoring" on the condoms.  The fight was so huge that we made international news and a class action lawsuit will be brought up against us and ruin our reputation.  So naturally, we end up creating a tasty alcoholic beverage with bananas and become friends with everyone once again.

So buy our shit, vegweb.  Geez.

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Charlie, I am in love with you

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The feeling is mutual.  And by the way...

I don't like them black. White only

This made me think of Full Metal Jacket and brought the lolz.

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Oh, and we also became vegwebbers of the week because of all of this.

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so um.. what did you end up making?

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so um.. what did you end up making?

I DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING    ;) 8-) >:D :-D

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so um.. what did you end up making?

I DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING    ;) 8-) >:D :-D

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so um.. what did you end up making?

I DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING    ;) 8-) >:D :-D

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruiner.

I was trying to keep this thread naughty by insinuating that I used the bananas for purposes other than cooking; perhaps a suggestion made earlier in this thread.

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so um.. what did you end up making?

I DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING    ;) 8-) >:D :-D

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruiner.

I was trying to keep this thread naughty by insinuating that I used the bananas for purposes other than cooking; perhaps a suggestion made earlier in this thread.

Yeah, I got that a second later. I was going to come back, and post something like, "you did MAKE black babies," or something..but meh. Perhaps. How did you like them, anyway?
The babies, I mean.

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Oh, the babies were delicious. My roommate enjoyed the recipe. So soft and chewy!

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Oh, the babies were delicious. My roommate enjoyed the recipe. So soft and chewy!

Yes, I like the flavor of those babies.

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Oh, the babies were delicious. My roommate enjoyed the recipe. So soft and chewy!

Yes, I like the flavor of those babies.

Me too. It was a delicate flavor compared to other babies that I've eaten. I really liked the soft, chewy texture as well. I would definitely use this recipe again.

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the texture wasn'y lumpy?

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the texture wasn'y lumpy?

The black babies are smoooooth. A bit crunchy.

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hahaahha
i thought sb posted this in the do not disturb because he knew he would use foul language at some point.
I was like, "way to think ahead"!!! ;)

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How did this thread happen? YOU VEGANS ARE CRAZY.

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