Reasons to Get a LadyBoner
Posted by carrot_wench on Mar 04, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 2080 posts
There are times when We ladies get so turned on (sexually and otherwise) that the only appropriate response is, "Damn, that totally gives me a ladyboner."
You know how it is.... You start to feel a little hot, Your heartbeat quickens and You can feel the pulse down below, and hell, maybe You're even getting wet.
If You had a penis, it'd be standing at attention.
or at least getting a little chubby.
Let's share Our reasons WHY.
Carrotwench...LOL @ boing! And yes, agreed on DD!!
He SO is! Have you seen "I Could Never Be Your Woman?" That's my fave Paul Rudd movie...he really gets to stretch his comedic talents in it.
Yes! Loved him in that. He was super cute.
I still haven't seen Dinner for Schmucks. You?
xPIXIEx: No I haven't seen that. I was going to rent it (only for the Paul factor, admittedly) but the guy who works at the movie place said it was really painful to watch, as the other character is super awkward. And that's one of those things I have a hard time watching too! But we'll need a full report if you do see it!
I recently saw I Love You Man (and liked it), and I will tell you what...if you watch it w/ his commentary, you'll like him even more. He seems like a really sweet guy!
I'm wierd. I don't go for pretty lads, I go for...well, rough trade. I'm not terribly good at uploading images but I can try.
The actor I would love to have on toast for breakfast would be Conrad Dunn, as characterised for Saul Panzer in the A and E "Nero Wolfe" series.
Followed by an older French actor named Richard Bohringer. He's older than the picture shows.
I can't find any pics of Jean-François Garread or I'd post him too.
They just give me the all-overs...in a very good way. 8-) My only secrets in 28 yrs of marriage... :-X
Wait, I found JF Garreaud:
You're too cute, Yabbitgirl! On toast for breakfast...love it. :)
You're too cute, Yabbitgirl! On toast for breakfast...love it. :)
Well, yeah--the morning after the night before, as it were. 8-)
Ok, so I figured I should add my celebrity crushes too....
number one, Daniel Tosh
http://whatisthetrend.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Daniel-Tosh.png
Mark Ruffalo
http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mark-ruffalo-big-old-hair.jpg
and for some reason, I have a think for Rutledge Wood from Top Gear...I think it might be the name...
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/NASCAR+Jail+Bail+vYBgdeXtw4Tl.jpg
xPIXIEx: No I haven't seen that. I was going to rent it (only for the Paul factor, admittedly) but the guy who works at the movie place said it was really painful to watch, as the other character is super awkward. And that's one of those things I have a hard time watching too! But we'll need a full report if you do see it!
I recently saw I Love You Man (and liked it), and I will tell you what...if you watch it w/ his commentary, you'll like him even more. He seems like a really sweet guy!
I will definitely report back. And Paul is definitely the only reason I'm interested.
I'm going to check out that commentary. Thanks for the advice. :)
Another underdog I really like is Justin Long. :)>>>
My addition for this thread: oooh....Clive Owen. *swoon*
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e207/melb864/clive-owen2.jpg
YES DANIEL TOSH! Perrrrfect body. Love him.
I have a thing for James May from Top Gear (UK). He's not really that good looking (depends on his hair a bit), but I'm ridiculously in love with his sense of humor and witty personality. I think he looks better with longer hair.
YES DANIEL TOSH! Perrrrfect body. Love him.
I have a thing for James May from Top Gear (UK). He's not really that good looking (depends on his hair a bit), but I'm ridiculously in love with his sense of humor and witty personality. I think he looks better with longer hair.
thats funny because I had a sex dream about Jeremy Clarkson a while back, and now I look at him differently....
Jeremy Clarkson? Oh Erin how? He's the man half of the UK loves to hate!! :P
it wasn't intentional! it made me feel weird inside....now I have a hard time looking at him!
RTGLB #whatever, I'm tired of making any sort of order out of them:
Girls with big ol' bushes.
I'm a fan of body hair in general in men and women (though I'm not totally fond of the all-over bear types), and I especially love pubes..... I go all "unnfa" over a nice full, untrimmed, untamed bush on a lady. The best kinds, IMO, are black or dark brown hair on pale skin. ;)b
I'd post a few photos for reference, but Y'know... there are rules for what can/can't be posted on VW, and I s'pose I'll respect that. But if You look at any porn magazine or movie from the 70's and early 80's, You'll see what I mean. Or if You can find any good ones, peruse fine art nudes from that time for less raunchy views of the bush.
Yeayuh.
I actually sort of love Jeremy's personality, so I have a bit of a...nonsexual crush on him. Like, if he could even be remotely good looking, he'd be some fine goods.
Hugh Jackman as Wolverine
http://www.mediamodemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Hugh-Jackman-Wolverine-movie.jpg
Antonio Banderas
http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/06/15/antonio_banderas_03.jpg
Shane West
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g260/SawahFace/get-attachment-22.jpg
(lol, I was looking him up and was like OO JUST THE PICTURE I WAS LOOKING FOR. Thats because it was from my photobucket, hahaha)
Anddd.
Rupert Grint
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hgkSrRETOZU/S8WJpnbjFZI/AAAAAAAAAGo/Cs430tfsbXY/s1600/rupert-grint.jpg
Antonio Banderas is def. on my "list of 5". Even if he does cover the grey. Heck so do I.
Celebrity crushes?
Ian Harding (and coffee)
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/34361_130189050345002_128666943830546_214368_6021190_n.jpg
Olivia Wilde
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/olivia-wilde-blond.jpg
Mila Kunis
http://www.picpiggy.com/bank/feet_pic_mila_kunis-1253577419.jpg
Adriana Lima
http://www.newhair-styles.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/90dd5_10557_Adriana-Lima.jpg
rupert grint and mr. fitz from pretty little liars, YESSSS. and nick carte,r obvi.
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