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Reasons to Get a LadyBoner

There are times when We ladies get so turned on (sexually and otherwise) that the only appropriate response is, "Damn, that totally gives me a ladyboner."

You know how it is.... You start to feel a little hot, Your heartbeat quickens and You can feel the pulse down below, and hell, maybe You're even getting wet.

If You had a penis, it'd be standing at attention.
or at least getting a little chubby.

Let's share Our reasons WHY.

I like that VH gets a ladyboner about dance stuff.

.....I never really got into that particular art form m'self, but I appreciate it in some ways.

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RTGLB:

http://www.sleazeroxx.com/rip/frankzappa1.jpg

Frank Mothafuckin' Zappa.

I think he might be the most physically attractive man who ever lived (a product of Italian, French, Greek, Arab and Sicilian heritage), and he was a goddamn genius.
His musical and lyric-writing abilities are a pretty obvious RTGLB. But it's also worth mentioning that his later political rants turn me the fuck ON, even if I don't agree with 100% of what he believed. Zappa was more conservative-libertarian than I tend to lean, but he had a lot of great things to say about free speech/censorship, education, child-rearing, among others. His autobiography was one of the best books I ever read.
He died in 1993, when there was a lot of crazy shit going on in the world to rant about (and he did). But I often wonder what he would say/write about the world NOW, if he were alive to see all this madness. At the very least, We'd have a lot more clever songs about pop culture insanity and the internet's massive spreading of stupidity.

Everyone should go watch "Baby Snakes" right the fuck now. It's amazing.

So is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9856_xv8gc

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I get a ladyboner smelling guys who have just worked out, when they smell sweaty and salty and I can smell their natural scent. It's a shame that people cover up their gorgeous natural scents with wretched shit like cologne and perfume. I get primally charged up when I smell a sweaty guy.

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I get primally charged up when I smell a sweaty guy.

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I get a ladyboner smelling guys who have just worked out, when they smell sweaty and salty and I can smell their natural scent. It's a shame that people cover up their gorgeous natural scents with wretched shit like cologne and perfume. I get primally charged up when I smell a sweaty guy.

I totally thought of you yesterday when I was at the park with a sweaty boy.  :)

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I get a ladyboner smelling guys who have just worked out, when they smell sweaty and salty and I can smell their natural scent. It's a shame that people cover up their gorgeous natural scents with wretched shit like cologne and perfume. I get primally charged up when I smell a sweaty guy.

I totally thought of you yesterday when I was at the park with a sweaty boy.  :)

Did you pull him aside into the bushes and have your way with him? If not, for shame.

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http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/195347_32300163_4913374_n.jpg

This is Mark. That is all.

HOORAY FOR VERY SIMILAR TASTES

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I get a ladyboner smelling guys who have just worked out, when they smell sweaty and salty and I can smell their natural scent. It's a shame that people cover up their gorgeous natural scents with wretched shit like cologne and perfume. I get primally charged up when I smell a sweaty guy.

I totally thought of you yesterday when I was at the park with a sweaty boy.  :)

Did you pull him aside into the bushes and have your way with him? If not, for shame.

;) Saved that for later.

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Prestons shaved legs.

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I get a ladyboner smelling guys who have just worked out, when they smell sweaty and salty and I can smell their natural scent. It's a shame that people cover up their gorgeous natural scents with wretched shit like cologne and perfume. I get primally charged up when I smell a sweaty guy.

Agree. I love the smell of my husband's sweatiness. MmMmmm, those natural scents are so nice.

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http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/195347_32300163_4913374_n.jpg

This is Mark. That is all.

HOORAY FOR VERY SIMILAR TASTES

I was finding a similar thread between our boners (tee hee).

Mark recently shaved his face, and I was sad. He is threatening to cut his hair for the summer, and I have threatened a revolt.

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SERJ TANKIAN
I've loved Serj for years and years, and he's aged so beautifully...increasingly hotter every moment. You know how on Friends they had the agreement that they could have 5 celebrities or whatever that they could sleep with, free pass? I only have one...
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2007460.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YrcXxwINoDE/S8-AqLoykgI/AAAAAAAAAJI/DjdwDEjJvJ4/s1600/serj_tankian_system_down_lg.jpghttp://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Serj-Tankian-serj-tankian-334460_500_746.jpghttp://www.taylorguitars.com/guitars/limiteds/signature/serj/images/serjDetail1Full.jpg

DREAMY.

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Yesterday, I was talking about Rob Zombie (see page 1) with Mark (see page 5).

Double boner.

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Yesterday, I was talking about Rob Zombie (see page 1) with Mark (see page 5).

Double boner.

Yea-Yuhhh. :D

Oh, and I forgot to mention earlier.... I am also turned the fuck on by sweaty man-stink.
James showers every day, but he still puts off a (fairly strong, in his family's opinion) funk of immense ladyboner quality.

The natural scent of people in general is something I adore.... in high school, I enjoyed certain colognes and deodorants on guys/girls, but now I think that shit is (for the most part) repulsive.

Give me natural pheromones over chemical scents any day.

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Thinking about how great the sex will be when I return from my 2 week trip.

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*highfive* TL  ;D

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;)

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SERJ TANKIAN

I forgot about this guy! Very nice to look at. I remember watching his music videos when I was in high school and I always thought he was good looking.

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