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TMI Challenge

So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.

I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.

My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.

The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK.  F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.

Great first post.

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Thanks!  I am testing the waters, I posted on a few other threads.  Have to be careful how much I say though, as dear old dad also frequents vegweb for the recipes, and who knows if he dabbles in the "adult" themed forums.... dad's have secrets too, LOL!! 

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My stomach is upset today.  I am also cleaning.  I threw up, but I was leaning over at the time, so I puked through my nose.

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Oh, hh. Yum.

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>:(  how in the HELL did I manage to get a boil on my ass??!!  I'm gonna chalk it up to using FIL's toilet before I bleach-cleaned it.

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>:(  how in the HELL did I manage to get a boil on my ass??!!  I'm gonna chalk it up to using FIL's toilet before I bleach-cleaned it.

hrm, well, the only explanation my doctor could come up with was that it was hot and sweaty and the bacteria gets into the hair follicles... i had 3 in that region over the summer, one of which required hospitalization. i hope yours gets better!

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Ugh, I hate puking through my nose!  It burns, and then all day when you blow your nose, you get chunks.  I used to projectile vomit as a kid when I had the flu, so this was about a once a year occurrence for me.  I threw up so hard it always came out my nose at least once.  :P

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This thread can't die. I'll liven it up a bit.

My boyfriend loves asparagus. I, too, love it. But I don't love how his cum tastes when he eats it, so I never cook it for him anymore. I do, however, sneak sweet fruits into our diet because it really does taste sweeter.

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This thread can't die. I'll liven it up a bit.

My boyfriend loves asparagus. I, too, love it. But I don't love how his cum tastes when he eats it, so I never cook it for him anymore. I do, however, sneak sweet fruits into our diet because it really does taste sweeter.

do u swallow? :) i spit :P

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I knew when I saw that SB responded  that I shouldn't read it.....SB, I told you to make him spew all over your face!!

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This thread can't die. I'll liven it up a bit.

My boyfriend loves asparagus. I, too, love it. But I don't love how his cum tastes when he eats it, so I never cook it for him anymore. I do, however, sneak sweet fruits into our diet because it really does taste sweeter.

do u swallow? :) i spit :P

It depends on how much liquid there is. I can only swallow so much. Sometimes I spit most or all of it, others it all goes down the hatch.

I knew when I saw that SB responded  that I shouldn't read it.....SB, I told you to make him spew all over your face!!

I will NOT let him spew on my face. I am anti! Once I was giving him head, stopped for a breather and he shot all over my neck and shoulder. I about died. No faceshots for me, thanks.

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not sure why, but when lubi said you should ket him spew on your face, I thought there was some puke fetish thing going on.  I was trying to think why someone would want to puke on your face while you're going down on him!

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not sure why, but when lubi said you should ket him spew on your face, I thought there was some puke fetish thing going on.  I was trying to think why someone would want to puke on your face while you're going down on him!

LOL i just about pissed myself reading this shell...

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I'm not a big fan of bodily fluids of any kind, so I'll pass on being puked on. More power to ya if that's your thing though.

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I don't quite understand the eating-fruit-makes-cum-taste-better thing. I mean, I swallow, but I don't exactly swish it around to savour the flavour first. Come to think of it (pun intended), I reckon spitting would make ya taste it more, as it would have to pass by your tongue instead of just going down the hatch. ::)

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i agree heli.. i don't get the spitting thing

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I also agree.  I feel like spitting would mean I would have to hold it in my mouth and walk to the bathroom.  I don't know where else I'd spit it....

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I also agree.  I feel like spitting would mean I would have to hold it in my mouth and walk to the bathroom.  I don't know where else I'd spit it....

i agree heli.. i don't get the spitting thing

I don't quite understand the eating-fruit-makes-cum-taste-better thing. I mean, I swallow, but I don't exactly swish it around to savour the flavour first. Come to think of it (pun intended), I reckon spitting would make ya taste it more, as it would have to pass by your tongue instead of just going down the hatch. ::)

+1

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it's good for you, go ahead and swallow!!

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egh, i wouldn't swallow. i hate the taste, and it's pretty difficult to swallow anything that tastes bad...
it's not become an issue, though, because it's always a part of foreplay, not the end.

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