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TMI Challenge

So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.

I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.

My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.

The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK.  F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.

I love sucking a guy to completion. It rules.

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I swallow, but I don't exactly swish it around to savour the flavour first.

LMFAO!

I swallowed for the first time a few weekends ago and again on Saturday... I was buzzin for sure but it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be... He must eat fruit LOL

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I still don't really understand how anyone spits...  I know that sounds dumb, but I honestly don't understand the logistics of it.  Do you keep a cup by the bed, spit it into your hand, run to the bathroom to spit in the sink...?  What?

Seems like it would kill the mood big time.  I mean, if I like a guy enough to put my mouth on his peen, swallowing seems to just go with the territory.  ???

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I still don't really understand how anyone spits...  I know that sounds dumb, but I honestly don't understand the logistics of it.  Do you keep a cup by the bed, spit it into your hand, run to the bathroom to spit in the sink...?  What?

Seems like it would kill the mood big time.  I mean, if I like a guy enough to put my mouth on his peen, swallowing seems to just go with the territory.  ???

I have actually wondered about this before, too. Thanks for discussing the important issues, VW! :)

But really, how does that work??

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yeah, I don't get it either.

I also once knew someone who would only give a blow job if the guy was wearing a condom....to me that seemed weird and gross....sucking horrible latex/rubbery stuff.  Blech.

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Seems like it would kill the mood big time.  I mean, if I like a guy enough to put my mouth on his peen, swallowing seems to just go with the territory.  ???

Agreed! It's not my favourite thing, but I do like making my guy come this way sometimes, particularly because it's a challenge to get him there (much more difficult than for other guys).

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I also once knew someone who would only give a blow job if the guy was wearing a condom....to me that seemed weird and gross....sucking horrible latex/rubbery stuff.  Blech.

I know that is what's recommended for safe sex - but I agree, shell.  I kind of hate to say it because I know it's technically unsafe to give a beej to a man without a condom (at least one you don't know for certain is free of STIs), but...  Yuck.  :nono:

(Then again, I am not someone who has ever been promiscuous with BJs.  No judgment on anyone who is, but just sayin'!)

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oh yeah...I kinda forgot about the whole STI thing.  I guess that's what happens when you're in an 11 year relationship!!  d'oh!

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I've never used a condom for fellatio, giving or receiving. I have heard of people doing this, and have seen it in porn (major turnoff, btw) but have yet to come across anyone who actually does it.

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What about the flavored condoms?  Isn't that what those are for?  We used to sell a bunch of those at the sex toy store - I even stole a few - but never used them.  They ended up melting in my car.

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What about the flavored condoms?  Isn't that what those are for?  We used to sell a bunch of those at the sex toy store - I even stole a few - but never used them.  They ended up melting in my car.

They taste terrible. I had a straight friend who liked to use that to fuck his girlfriend, then eat her out because it tasted fruity.

I tried a bunch of different flavors before. Being young and gay, youth/support groups and every gay event/bar you ever go to has free condoms. I only really liked the mint flavored one, but never actually used it. I was 15, I think, when I first tried them and didn't even have my first sexual encounter until I was almost 18.

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What about the flavored condoms?  Isn't that what those are for?  We used to sell a bunch of those at the sex toy store - I even stole a few - but never used them.  They ended up melting in my car.

They taste terrible. I had a straight friend who liked to use that to fuck his girlfriend, then eat her out because it tasted fruity.

I tried a bunch of different flavors before. Being young and gay, youth/support groups and every gay event/bar you ever go to has free condoms. I only really liked the mint flavored one, but never actually used it. I was 15, I think, when I first tried them and didn't even have my first sexual encounter until I was almost 18.

This gives me a really funny mental image of you opening condoms and eating them like candy.

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What about the flavored condoms?  Isn't that what those are for?  We used to sell a bunch of those at the sex toy store - I even stole a few - but never used them.  They ended up melting in my car.

They taste terrible. I had a straight friend who liked to use that to fuck his girlfriend, then eat her out because it tasted fruity.

I tried a bunch of different flavors before. Being young and gay, youth/support groups and every gay event/bar you ever go to has free condoms. I only really liked the mint flavored one, but never actually used it. I was 15, I think, when I first tried them and didn't even have my first sexual encounter until I was almost 18.

This gives me a really funny mental image of you opening condoms and eating them like candy.

When I was 14, I joined a youth/support group and we would put the mint flavored condoms in our mouths and blow condom bubbles. So.... that image is not far from the truth. I could never get it to blow up like a bubble though :(

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ummmmm i would have it injected in my mouth in vast quantities and take it, run to the nearest bathroom, and spit it out...

i guess the dude was buzzin or i was buzzin too much but i don't remember vast quantities splurging in my mouth all at once, so i could deal with it this time around...

wonder if i could hang when i'm totally sober, i dunno

i have never blow a guy with a condom on... that sounds so bizarre, tho safer... i hate the smell of condom on myself the next morning in general... disgusting latex glove smell all over my shit... i deal

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I really preferr jizz all over my face

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I've heard that about you, lubi.

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spitters are quitters

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I have sores on my junk from too much masturbation.

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maybe you should get those "sores" checked out ;)b

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I have sores on my junk from too much masturbation.

TMI times infinity :P

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