TMI Challenge
Posted by KissMeKate on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.
I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.
My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.
The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK. F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.
I still don't really understand how anyone spits... I know that sounds dumb, but I honestly don't understand the logistics of it. Do you keep a cup by the bed, spit it into your hand, run to the bathroom to spit in the sink...? What?
Seems like it would kill the mood big time. I mean, if I like a guy enough to put my mouth on his peen, swallowing seems to just go with the territory. ???
I have actually wondered about this before, too. Thanks for discussing the important issues, VW! :)
But really, how does that work??
yeah, I don't get it either.
I also once knew someone who would only give a blow job if the guy was wearing a condom....to me that seemed weird and gross....sucking horrible latex/rubbery stuff. Blech.
Seems like it would kill the mood big time. I mean, if I like a guy enough to put my mouth on his peen, swallowing seems to just go with the territory. ???
Agreed! It's not my favourite thing, but I do like making my guy come this way sometimes, particularly because it's a challenge to get him there (much more difficult than for other guys).
I also once knew someone who would only give a blow job if the guy was wearing a condom....to me that seemed weird and gross....sucking horrible latex/rubbery stuff. Blech.
I know that is what's recommended for safe sex - but I agree, shell. I kind of hate to say it because I know it's technically unsafe to give a beej to a man without a condom (at least one you don't know for certain is free of STIs), but... Yuck. :nono:
(Then again, I am not someone who has ever been promiscuous with BJs. No judgment on anyone who is, but just sayin'!)
oh yeah...I kinda forgot about the whole STI thing. I guess that's what happens when you're in an 11 year relationship!! d'oh!
I've never used a condom for fellatio, giving or receiving. I have heard of people doing this, and have seen it in porn (major turnoff, btw) but have yet to come across anyone who actually does it.
What about the flavored condoms? Isn't that what those are for? We used to sell a bunch of those at the sex toy store - I even stole a few - but never used them. They ended up melting in my car.
What about the flavored condoms? Isn't that what those are for? We used to sell a bunch of those at the sex toy store - I even stole a few - but never used them. They ended up melting in my car.
They taste terrible. I had a straight friend who liked to use that to fuck his girlfriend, then eat her out because it tasted fruity.
I tried a bunch of different flavors before. Being young and gay, youth/support groups and every gay event/bar you ever go to has free condoms. I only really liked the mint flavored one, but never actually used it. I was 15, I think, when I first tried them and didn't even have my first sexual encounter until I was almost 18.
What about the flavored condoms? Isn't that what those are for? We used to sell a bunch of those at the sex toy store - I even stole a few - but never used them. They ended up melting in my car.
They taste terrible. I had a straight friend who liked to use that to fuck his girlfriend, then eat her out because it tasted fruity.
I tried a bunch of different flavors before. Being young and gay, youth/support groups and every gay event/bar you ever go to has free condoms. I only really liked the mint flavored one, but never actually used it. I was 15, I think, when I first tried them and didn't even have my first sexual encounter until I was almost 18.
This gives me a really funny mental image of you opening condoms and eating them like candy.
What about the flavored condoms? Isn't that what those are for? We used to sell a bunch of those at the sex toy store - I even stole a few - but never used them. They ended up melting in my car.
They taste terrible. I had a straight friend who liked to use that to fuck his girlfriend, then eat her out because it tasted fruity.
I tried a bunch of different flavors before. Being young and gay, youth/support groups and every gay event/bar you ever go to has free condoms. I only really liked the mint flavored one, but never actually used it. I was 15, I think, when I first tried them and didn't even have my first sexual encounter until I was almost 18.
This gives me a really funny mental image of you opening condoms and eating them like candy.
When I was 14, I joined a youth/support group and we would put the mint flavored condoms in our mouths and blow condom bubbles. So.... that image is not far from the truth. I could never get it to blow up like a bubble though :(
ummmmm i would have it injected in my mouth in vast quantities and take it, run to the nearest bathroom, and spit it out...
i guess the dude was buzzin or i was buzzin too much but i don't remember vast quantities splurging in my mouth all at once, so i could deal with it this time around...
wonder if i could hang when i'm totally sober, i dunno
i have never blow a guy with a condom on... that sounds so bizarre, tho safer... i hate the smell of condom on myself the next morning in general... disgusting latex glove smell all over my shit... i deal
I really preferr jizz all over my face
I've heard that about you, lubi.
spitters are quitters
I have sores on my junk from too much masturbation.
maybe you should get those "sores" checked out ;)b
I have sores on my junk from too much masturbation.
TMI times infinity :P
Preston, that happened to me before... but I was much younger.
SB, I always see sores on your junk
I think I got 'em from you.
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