TMI Challenge
Posted by KissMeKate on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7398 posts
So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.
I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.
My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.
The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK. F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.
I guess I'll bump this back on track... since I owe this thread... Sandy Brie on the bottom of page 14 gave me a pretty hearty belly-laugh.
Anyway, I routinely fast, but one time back in High School, at about age 17 or maybe 18, I decided to push myself and go for, what ended up being, 31-32 days without solid food. Any way, about a week in, I felt the urge to fart.
So, Like most people with a little privacy in that situation, I pushed it out to relieve the pressure... except it wasn't gas, it was liquid... Basically the one and only time I have ever shit my pants. Wasn't much... but it has scarred me enough that I am no longer able to fully trust my fart urges... always ready to lock everything down and seal it back up at the first sign of anything that might be awry.
OHH!!! I got another good one though this is more about recieving TMI rather than inflicting it upon you... at my Grandfather's funeral about 10 years ago, while driving my 82 rear-old grandmother around (IIRC), somehow the conversation got to the point where my grandmother was somewhat excitedly expressing how well my grandfather was able to "Give 'It' to her" in a mind-blowing manner. Which i great... but not something I needed to know and/or think about lol.
I worked as the manager of a Gentleman's Club for a while and one of the grosser things I had to do was help retrieve lost sponges and soft tampons from the lady bits of working girls. It involved filling a bath and getting the girl to squat in it and relax while I poked my fingers around and tried to find the missing sponge. Sometimes it would come out followed by chunks... Other times I would send them home to their boyfriends or their doctors...
The job had it's perks but that was not one of them.
"I worked as the manager of a Gentleman's Club for a while and one of the grosser things I had to do was help retrieve lost sponges and soft tampons from the lady bits of working girls. It involved filling a bath and getting the girl to squat in it and relax while I poked my fingers around and tried to find the missing sponge. Sometimes it would come out followed by chunks... Other times I would send them home to their boyfriends or their doctors...
The job had it's perks but that was not one of them."
I think we might have a winner... that's the closest anyone has come to TMI for me. Especially considering some of the other stories I've heard regarding said establisments.
I can give more information...
I may regret this, but go for it... pretty sure I can handle it lol.
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