TMI Challenge
Posted by KissMeKate on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.
I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.
My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.
The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK. F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.
We should have a TMI competition at the Great California VegWeb Bash of '09. I have me some stories.
We can do that too! ;D
you go first...
I don't think I have anything! I'll have to think.
all right someone has to...
i am naked right now (getting ready to go out)
but i have a yeast infection. ew.
i actually don't know if i should be posting this. i am definitely expanding my comfort zone.
Good one! Extra points for starting us out, LG!
i am definitely expanding my comfort zone.
Mine too.
Kudos to you for your bravery and honesty.
yeah but the whole idea is that i started, so now other people post...
OH man............
...........
Let's see.......
I mentioned this in the other thread, but one time I was about to have sex during my period, so I went to the bathroom to take out my Diva cup. Since there was all this natural lube mixed up in there, it was a HUGE, GOOPY MESS. In someone else's bathroom. Like, webs of sticky blood between my fingers, to the point where I didn't know how to grab some toilet paper without smearing blood all over. Eventually I managed but had to inspect EVERYTHING to make sure I'd cleaned up the evidence. Then we had sex. So it's a happy ending.
But I can't win the contest, so someone else still has to go.
Since we're on a theme here....one time, several years ago, I was near the end of my period and wearing a pad. I was in the kitchen, I think walking through it to go into my bedroom, I was wearing shorts and the pad FELL OUT!! And with my luck my dad was standing there. I don't know if I picked it up right away or if I just ran into my room, but yeah...
im half tempted to make something up....for a box o prizes...
im half tempted to make something up....for a box o prizes...
Oh, girl, I'll bring you a friggin box of presents.
P.S. Thanks for the card! :-*
im half tempted to make something up....for a box o prizes...
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Oh, girl, I'll bring you a friggin box of presents.
P.S. Thanks for the card! :-*
::) yeayh!
Oh...thought of one...kinda...so I was doing laundry yesterday, and Ive been on my period and, well, my diva is just NOT ENOUGH even if i change it every few hours, so I have to wear a pad for a few days of the cycle....well, I share a bathroom with the kids I nanny for and I don't want o be throwing my pads out in there, so I usually smuggle them into my bedroom via a discrete hand or pocket....Well, I guess whenever I changed, I had a pad in my pocket- must been right before bed that I put it there. Well, It went through the wash and apparently into the dry and well, it swelled up HUGE into this really nasty thing...Well, I was lucky nobody else snuck into do a load of laundry before I got there and discovered it. EWWW!
(extra points for starting almost every sentence with "well"?)
oh...what happens if i happen to still have it availible and post a picture? Extra points? Yes?
OMG Z!
You're awesome. Pics are tons of extra pointage.
and i was mostly naked when I took this pic, ftr. ::)
heres the offending stowaway napkin:
I MIGHT be taking this too far, but....
Sure Ill wash the toy, but I think the napkin is truly sanitary at this point (no pun intended) as it did go through the wash and dryer...
Zeal - What's that drawing in the background?
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