Years of curiosity- question to all vegans
Posted by kennab on Dec 03, 2009 · Member since Sep 2009 · 3 posts
For three years now my friends and I have been horribly curious about this one question "do vegans give head?" I know this may sound crude, but our curiosity is no joke. We see sperm similar to eggs, and if giving head you swallow, t he consumption is to similar to not be curious. And one final question: as a vegan do you tend to be pro-choice or pro-life with the issue of abortion.
If you choose to answer this, thank you so much for your honesty. It'll finally end a long curiosity.
If a person eats their boogers, they are totally not vegan.
Exactly.
I spit every 23 seconds, in order to avoid swallowing my own saliva (not vegan!). Think of all those cheek cells in there ~~> cholesterol!
I write petitions to all the males of the world to keep them from ejaculating. Think of all those billions and billions of little, lively sperm who die every second. It totally just kills me. What a hateful, hateful world.
I cry every time I think about it.
I guess I'm a freaking mass murderer.
I guess I'm a freaking mass murderer.
Devil! You're a devil!
Devil! You're a devil!
A devil with sticky hands.
I cry when I get my period
Is it vegan to let someone shit on your chest? What about getting a golden shower? What about both at the same time?
Is is vegan if you stick your tongue in somebody's butthole?
Is it vegan to let someone shit on your chest? What about getting a golden shower? What about both at the same time?
Is is vegan if you stick your tongue in somebody's butthole?
is a Boston creme Pie vegan?
What if I gave myself a blowjob and swallowed?
is a Boston creme Pie vegan?
Which one? There are more than one meaning. But, I will go ahead and say yes, it is vegan.
is a Boston creme Pie vegan?
Which one? There are more than one meaning. But, I will go ahead and say yes, it is vegan.
ok, good
FYI I believe the latter is referred to as "tossing a salad". And salads are vegan. Soooo yes =-p. Also, don't as how I know.
FYI I believe the latter is referred to as "tossing a salad". And salads are vegan. Soooo yes =-p. Also, don't as how I know.
I know, I've just been wanting to type butthole since yesterday.
I don't sweat.
I find by sweating I am exploiting myself with the use of chemicals to cool myself down.
I also have no blood.
Furthermore I ave no hair, or skin, or internal organs.
I have toe and finger nails though, although no toes or fingers.
What if I gave myself a blowjob and swallowed?
as long as you consent
What about with an alien?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X6kZriAtf6Y/SJRMDXd2xiI/AAAAAAAAACM/M9H9qfFaM7Y/s400/alien_sex_12.jpg
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH oh my god that was unexpected.
Gah! ::ducks beneath the desk in horror:: That photo burns my poor, little veggie eyes!!
BAHAHAHAHA
I thought it was hilarious.
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