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Years of curiosity- question to all vegans

For three years now my friends and I have been horribly curious about this one question "do vegans give head?" I know this may sound crude, but our curiosity is no joke. We see sperm similar to eggs, and if giving head you swallow, t he consumption is to similar to not be curious. And one final question: as a vegan do you tend to be pro-choice or pro-life with the issue of abortion.
If you choose to answer this, thank you so much for your honesty. It'll finally end a long curiosity.

BAHAHAHAHA 

I thought it was hilarious.

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HH, of course it's vegan, the alien obviously gave his consent!

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it's from that movie you made

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that sort of looks like me on top, but with darker hair.

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is....is...that a CONFESSION???? =-p

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is....is...that a CONFESSION???? =-p

I believe it is

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that sort of looks like me on top, but with darker hair.

Hi, I'm from mars...

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Are vampires vegan?  Sure, they're all seductive and stuff, but they do get consent from the human to suck their blood.  They can't even come in your house unless you invite them in.

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Are vampires vegan?  Sure, they're all seductive and stuff, but they do get consent from the human to suck their blood.  They can't even come in your house unless you invite them in.

I guess it depends on what vampire fiction you subscribe to.

Is the last part true about the FBI/police as well? Never heard it about vampires.

What about the flatware in restaurants? That had other people's saliva on it. Granted it was washed, but there was probably some residue. Even a vegan restaurant has non-vegan flatware!

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Is breathing vegan?

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I guess it depends on what vampire fiction you subscribe to.

Seriously, there are way too many to choose from.

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Is breathing vegan?

No!  You inhale too many microorganisms.

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Is breathing vegan?

No!  You inhale too many microorganisms.

*Holding breath & turning blue in the face*

*.....now purple*

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I need to stop overthinking this.  Otherwise I'm going to lose sleep and get stressed out which kills brain cells, and killing brain cells is CLEARLY not vegan.

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Is breathing vegan?

No!  You inhale too many microorganisms.

That's a good point. We should also take some immuno-suppressants so that our immune systems will stop murdering the bacteria in our intestines. It's happening right now...

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Swallowing the sperm of a consenting adult whom finds great pleasure in receiving head isn't animal abuse therefore isn't "unvegan" and therefore forbidden to me.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Nothing nastier tasting than cum.  Ick.

Agreed, cum is disgusting...but I don't mind receiving ;)

And yes, giving head is vegan.

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Lol, is making out vegean? Idk if human spit is vegan...

so.......... would it be unvegan then to swallow on my own spit? because I do that alot. all day long in fact.

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i was just thinking about this thread the other day... just because your vegan doesn't mean that you hate the taste of meat, you just chose not to eat it... so if you can have things that look and taste like meat but aren't a dead animal, then what's the harm in that?

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