The official "Notes to Self" Thread
We have open letters, but there are times it's more of a "note to self" scenario. So I thought I'd give us a place to put them.
Note to Self:
Baking Powder and Baking Soda are not interchangeable. That is why there are 2--because they're completely different things. You actually know this. So why are you so surprised when your baking flops? ???
NTS: Do NOT peel/harvest/whatever a pomegranate wearing a white top!
NTS..you have a pomegranate in the refrigerator..eat it tomorrow.
NTS: Make the damn bread. Make 57 grain nut and seed vegan effing bread for yourself and let the boyos eat the kaka storebought stuff. What do you have the breadmaker for anyhow??!!
NTS: avoid family functions at all costs.
NTS: Suck it up freak show.
NTS: Just because it tasted like freshly squeezed lemon doesn't mean it wasn't mostly vodka. You're f***ed.
When shall I officially claim you as vegan? It's been about a week since you've transitioned from a vegetarian to vegan diet but you are still such a noob. Hmm..
NTS: Seriously, take it easy on the carbs. Bread and pasta are amazing, but only in moderation.
NTS: ignoring the problem will not make it go away. You are a sleeping pill junkie. Now do something about it before you OD.
nts: today's a good day
NTS: Drinking a ton of water on an empty stomach was not a good idea. Let's not do that again.
note to self: yes cotton candy vodka tastes really good, but it gives you a HORRIBLE headache the next day! Stay away!
Try Three Olives Bubble vodka. (It tastes like bubblegum.)
Note to self:
Don't fuck this up.
NTS: love yourself, drink more water and be more physically active. Life's not so bad and spring is around the corner.
Josh - Take note, cut down on your consumerism. Granted, you don't buy a lot of things..but you still buy too much. At least cut down on the physical items. Too many things taking up space and waste. Baaad!