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Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

dear caroleena,

if all else fails make tomato sauce and jar it

love, hesp.

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Dear immune system:

I'm sorry you don't like it when I am really active and don't eat well. Please forgive me. I promise to do better

Lisa

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Dear major music stores in Colorado-
Why do none of you carry a good selection of Bad Religion music? Bad Religion is totally awesome and I'm getting sick of listening to the one and only BD CD I have! I'd like some diffrent ones and I dont understand why I can't find any. As a last resort I will check Wax Trax on the hill in Boulder, which is kind of a scary place....  :P

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Dear barometric pressure,

I don't like changes.  I thought Cali had already discussed this with you.  Get on the stick.

MDV

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Dear hesp,

P doesn't want to bike across the country b/c he only likes riding his bike to work. I will have to do it with someone else.

-AC

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Dear AC,

Screw P.  I'll do it with you!  Bikes rock  :w00t!:

Much love,
kb

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Dear Today:

Please assist me with my need for hardcore productivity, and please have a good attitude to boot; together, I think we can rule really hard.

Big love,

q.b.

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Dear kb,

:lol: :ok!:  Really..maybe...someday?!??!

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Dear ac,

Thanks for dreaming about me with dating, chasing, and murdering involved.  It sounds like it was a good time.

Love,
hh

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Dear sb,

Your letter to alcohol sounded nice, so I poured myself a drink right when the phone rang.  I continued to drink and told my friend about how when belly dancers get too close to me I get nervous.  He decided I need to go to a strip club for reverse aversion thearpy.  I've never been to one, but I don't think a lap dance will help me all that much.  Lesson learned:  don't drink and phone.

Love,
An uptight hh

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dear ya'll,

let's do a vegweb bike across the country! we can do it through bike and build so we can still get our stuff carried for us... but yeah.

love, hesp.

p.s. p is crazy.

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Dear Stomach,

I've already fed you pizza, yogurt, blueberries, and flax crackers.  Why are you still hungry?

Your Colleague,
The Brain

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Dear Indian food,

Thanks for tasting good.  You rule.

<3,
Chuckles

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dear self,

please permit me to wake up and get out of the house by 6:30am tomorrow so that i can actually go to the farmers market to get fresh veggies and fruit at a hopefully cheaper price than the grocery store.

thnks,
self

dear farmers market,

why do you have to start at 7 am only on tues, thurs, and sat?  i might be able to get up for a 7 am run to the market on a SUNDAY...  but those other days are just not compatible with my life.  also, you are located so far away!  lame!

-me

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Dear Indian food,

Thanks for tasting good.  You rule.

<3,
Chuckles

Dear CK-
I LOVE indian food and make a killer indian tofu tikka masala.....
If you ask I might supply you with the recipe.

PB

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dear hh,

did you feed your stomach the same flax crackers you sent me? those were mighty tasty w/ hummus.

love, hesp.

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Dear PB,

May I have the tofu tikka masala recipe? pretty pretty please?????

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Dear Indian food,

Thanks for tasting good.  You rule.

<3,
Chuckles

Dear Charbot,

what did you end up eating?

Love,
IndianfoodloverBase

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dear michael,

i was having an amazing day gardening, creating plant holders, cleaning, making the living room look awesome, sewing, talking to my dad, taking pictures, and eating and amazing breafast at 1 pm... why did you have to come home and ruin my awesome day.

love, your lover

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Dear SB,
Please refer to the Lunch suggestions thread for a breakdown of what El Chucko had for lunch.

Sincerely,
NewfoundIndianFoodLoverCharbot

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(Also) Dear Pooh Bear,
I already resonded to this in the lunch suggestions thread, but I will go ahead and respond here as well.
Please, do send the recipe!  ;D

CK

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