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Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

HH: what was in the "vegan cheesy" that wasn't vegan?

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I'm figuring it's the "natural flavors" in the ingredient list (which I read out of habit before purchasing).  It tasted like nacho cheese powder sprinkled over sweet kettle corn. *insert puking emoticon here*

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I'm figuring it's the "natural flavors" in the ingredient list (which I read out of habit before purchasing).  It tasted like nacho cheese powder sprinkled over sweet kettle corn. *insert puking emoticon here*

http://tinyurl.com/dc3h5b

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I'm figuring it's the "natural flavors" in the ingredient list (which I read out of habit before purchasing).  It tasted like nacho cheese powder sprinkled over sweet kettle corn. *insert puking emoticon here*

i am confused... you assume it's not vegan cause it had natural flavors?!

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Thank you, Josh.  You got it perfect.

aml - On the front of the package it reads "Original Vegan Cheesy".  I read ingredients out of habit and curiosity.  No dairy was disclosed in the ingredient list.  The part I missed on the front under the "Original Vegan Cheesy" was smaller text that reads "w/ tasty real cheese and milk - not a vegan food".  It's really obvious NOW, but not before now.

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Dear world,

I'm not done. Sooooo..you can count out failure as an option for me.

-Josh

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Thank you, Josh.  You got it perfect.

aml - On the front of the package it reads "Original Vegan Cheesy".  I read ingredients out of habit and curiosity.  No dairy was disclosed in the ingredient list.  The part I missed on the front under the "Original Vegan Cheesy" was smaller text that reads "w/ tasty real cheese and milk - not a vegan food".  It's really obvious NOW, but not before now.

It's not good that a company puts vegan on the product and then in tiny letters says it is not. That's just wrong of them to do. What about people with severe allergies? Definitely not cool! >:(

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Dear Emo Cat,

Please stop ripping your tail open.  I spent my last dime on you and will have to work the streets to pay your vet bills if you continue. 

Your Human Mum

Dear Bob,

If you try to touch my ass again I will smash you rght in the wrinklies.

Holly

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Dear Storm,
What you need is a taser. With spikes.
YG

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Whoever decides to let the middle schoolers in the library when it is packed with people studying for finals/practicals,
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! Jerk. I don't think they really need to check out books on the last week of school anyways. STOP LETTING THEM IN HERE.
-The girl whos comfy chair always gets stolen by loud little kids

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dear finals,

please let me get As on all of you.

-allison

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Dear OWW and Shelloid,

I know we don't really talk to each other all that much but I still think you're legit. I hope all is well for you both.

-Josh

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Storm!!!!

Really?!?!?!

-Josh

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Heli:

http://tinyurl.com/7byltwb

lmao!! :-D

-Josh

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Dear k,

I think you are ridiculously adorable. Totally gonna sit by you on wed and accidentally strike up a convo. Maybe about all your skillz and cuteness.

-future gf

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Dear magical thread,

pleasssse let me get into the classes i signed up for. Being on a waiting list is not fun at all and the non helpful staff scares me. I picked the perfect schedule and i want it.

desperately,
Jess

Dear Josh,

when you do come over i will be sure to stock up on oreos and almond milk, just don't forget the geizer.

~BFF#2

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dear k,

sog is hottt so you should be stoked she's even talkin to you... be a good boy and not the typical so cal douche please and thanx.

amy

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Jess,

Have a back up plan. Hell, move to another school if you need. I don't agree with education being run as a business but there are some things that can be treated as a business. If they won't help you, take yourself elsewhere.

Concerned,
Josh
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Dear Peter,

I appreciate you trying to talk politics with me. I appreciate you trying to talk Occupy Wall Street with me. I understand we may not agree 100% and that's totally fine. That said, you don't know what you're saying. I'm very open with people..sometimes too open..but you're off the charts. I'm sorry I wasn't in the mood to educate you.

-Josh

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Heli:

http://tinyurl.com/7byltwb

lmao!! :-D

-Josh

I'm glad you enjoyed it, my friend ;)

In case you're curious, I refer you to the appropriate thread.

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Dear Magic Thread,

YOU WORK!!! :D well i am in 2 outta 3 off my classes that i was on the waiting list for. apperantly magical thread didn't think i should take spanish and english at the same time so i shall be finding one more class to fill my time. I am just not sure what to sign up for...

Thanks,
Jess

p.s. it was the spanish class i got into... i will be speaking spanish better soon *sqeeeee*

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Dear Magic Thread,

YOU WORK!!! :D well i am in 2 outta 3 off my classes that i was on the waiting list for. apperantly magical thread didn't think i should take spanish and english at the same time so i shall be finding one more class to fill my time. I am just not sure what to sign up for...

Thanks,
Jess

p.s. it was the spanish class i got into... i will be speaking spanish better soon *sqeeeee*

French? Russian? (Naaah...I did that. I don't recommend three different languages at once.)
Adelante, mi niña!!

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Dear Magic Thread,

YOU WORK!!! :D well i am in 2 outta 3 off my classes that i was on the waiting list for. apperantly magical thread didn't think i should take spanish and english at the same time so i shall be finding one more class to fill my time. I am just not sure what to sign up for...

Thanks,
Jess

p.s. it was the spanish class i got into... i will be speaking spanish better soon *sqeeeee*

This is great news, Ms. Jesssssssssssss-meh-ca. :D I'm very happy for you!!!

Dear Josh,

when you do come over i will be sure to stock up on oreos and almond milk, just don't forget the geizer.

~BFF#2

You had me at 'Oreos'. :)>>> I'm definitely excited to come back. I totally will bring the soda geyser. As long as my faithful sidekick River will be there? We need to find a way to improve the show. Hmm..

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