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Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

Dearest Yabbit,

Oh hell yes please. >:D

Love,
Heli.

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Yabbit:

I know you really like classical music. Have you ever gotten into music performed on an organ? I ask because I just randomly remembered an organ concert I went to my freshman year of high school. The organist played a bunch of Bach. Imagine that! Haha!

-Josh

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PG,

Did the positive vibes help? Do you need more?

-Josh

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Here here, what gives with non-reciprocative friends?

I am working on one. Its going to be lengthy... sorry for being slow

~Jess

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Yabbit:

I know you really like classical music. Have you ever gotten into music performed on an organ? I ask because I just randomly remembered an organ concert I went to my freshman year of high school. The organist played a bunch of Bach. Imagine that! Haha!

-Josh

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Dear Josh,
(As Hawkeye Pierce): Aaaaah, Bach! (ask HH, she'll explain).
Bach is definitely The Daddy, along with Handel.
It cracked my husband up major bigtime when I told him that Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor is known in the States as "The Dracula Leitmotif." No one, but no one in Europe just automatically associates it with him. Here it's "church music."
YG

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haha, thanks jess!

Here here, what gives with non-reciprocative friends?

seriously!!

Dear Allison,
It helps to clear out your emotional house of the non-friends before you can welcome in quality people.
Be busy. Have no time to do favours for Miss Thing. Don't be afraid to break with soul destroying relationships.
No, it's not easy. Yes, it's worth it.
You won't be as frazzled, and you will have peace and time to find new people.
And they will come if there is room for them.
YG

thanks yabbit! <3

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PG,

Did the positive vibes help? Do you need more?

-Josh

Dear Josh,
The good vibes are helping so far, but I'll take as many as I can get. :)

-PG

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Dearest PG,

Do know i meant to state i was sending positive vibes to you. thought i did, guess i dreamt it. I really hope you have felt them, b/c i sure as heck have been sending them.

~Jess

p.s they may be off a bit as you are in the future and i am in the past.

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Dear PG,

Also sending positive vibes.

Storm

Dear Ray,

Quit bitching about it, you're driving me nuts.  Yes, the new system sucks....I hate it too but bitching about it incessantly serves no purpose except to piss me off.  Don't forget who your boss is Mr. Bitchy!

Your Boss

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Dear Josh, Jess, Storm, and anyone else sending me good vibes,
Thanks!  I really appreciate it.  :)>>>

-PG

P.S. Josh, I think you might be sending too many, because I dreamed about you last night.

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Josh, I think you might be sending too many, because I dreamed about you last night.

oh myyyy

hope all is well in future land <3

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Josh, I think you might be sending too many, because I dreamed about you last night.

oh myyyy

hope all is well in future land <3

well as his former roomie... i know the dream was probably full of amazing puns and a ton of laughs.

<3 jess

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Yabbit --

Hahahaha! Ah yes..Toccata and Fugue in D Minor and the connection to horror fans. :) If I remember correctly, the organist that evening refused to play that one because of the fact that everyone knew it. He wanted to educate the public on other Toccatas.

-Josh

Josh, I think you might be sending too many, because I dreamed about you last night.

oh myyyy

hope all is well in future land <3

well as his former roomie... i know the dream was probably full of amazing puns and a ton of laughs.

<3 jess

PG -- How you doin'? Hahaha! Hey! You said you needed some more positive vibes. I sent them. I have no control over the side effects. LOL!! I'll tone down the good vibes. :P

AML -- Haha! You goof! ;)

Jess -- Thank you for the lies compliments. Haha!

-Josh

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Dear girl,

I still like you. I know you know it. I know you don't care. I'm happy we continue to talk and I hope we never stop talking but I have to stop myself from liking you. Otherwise, I may end up where I was in June 2009 and I refuse to go back there.

-Josh

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Dear girl,

What the hell is the matter with you?  Joshy's a catch.  Wake up and smell the awesome!

Storm

Dear Chris, Rolando, and Nita,

Thanks ever so much.  I'm still riding the high!

Storm

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dear vw,

i am single again and THANK SWEET BABY JESUS cause this guy was crazy. i think i am finally where i need to be mentally for this dating thing... far away!

amy

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amy,

wow im out of th loop, i didn't know you were seeing someone!

-allison

universe,

maybe bring my package to me? i know im not in town to get it, but i'm sad. and i like packages. let it get to my house!!! thanks.

-allison

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Dear nipple piercings,
If you're infected I'm seriously just going to cut you off. Stop being assholes
-Sarah

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Storm,

:)>>> Thank you. I think I'm doomed to heartache and pain for eternity. Ha.

-Josh
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Amy,

I want to congratulate you but I don't know if that's the right response. If you're happy with the turn of events, I support it. If you're unhappy or unsure, I support you and hope that you get to where you need to be.

-Josh
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Leona Lewis,

I admit it. I like some of your pop tunes. However, your cover of Nine Inch Nails song, 'Hurt', is beyond insulting. I understand artists like to add their own interpretation of songs. This song, though, should have been off limits to you. Please read the lyrics:

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
but I remember everything

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stain of time
the feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here.

What have I become?
my sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away in the end
You could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way...

NOW! Please tell me how taking out some of the lyrics and adding a pop beat to these words makes your interpretation anything but a shit-covered five gallon bucket of curdled vomit. You should've left this song alone.

Sincerely,
Defensive NIN fan that has gone through what NIN describes and occasionally goes through to this day but uses the lyrics to pull himself through,
Josh

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dear allison and josh,

ya i didn't talk about the sitch much or announce it cause i knew it was wrong... the gut feeling thing just wouldn't go away... i am glad i got out of it safely cause this guy was crazy... glad to be back :) first night alone (well bro is here on the couch cause i was afraid of the dude coming) and i couldn't be happier!

amy

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amy, wtf kind of crazy dudes do you find? I'm glad you're out of that relationship.

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