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Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

((( PG ))) good vibes for the weekend <3

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PG,

Glad that someone could help you!  And I wasn't trying to imply that anyone here thinks I just counts pills....but that's what most people think : /

Hope your weekend isn't as bad as you fear.  Thinking of you <3
Shell xx

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Dear M,

I know that you are not the best listener when it comes to hearing what I need you to hear, but this is really an issue that comes between us and almost more than anything I wish we could resolve things that arise from it without arguing the way we do. I love you too much to be this mad at you.

Dear bf,

Thank you for the wine and dinery skillz you exhibited tonight and just for being all that you are. I'm sorry I'm not being present in my life lately. I will make it up to you with kisses and being the best that I can, and many more trips to big sur.

<3

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Dear Hubby,
Setting the table does not mean "put two glasses on the table and walk off to do something else". And yes, when I ask you to set the table, I mean now. That means the food is ready to be served.
By the same token, clearing the table does not mean "put your own plate in the sink and leave everything else where it was."
You had a responsible job for 45 years, I know you're not stupid.
Irately,
Wifeling

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dear roommate's boyfriend,

um shut the fuck up you have no idea what you're talking about. yes, dogs are natural omnivores everybody fucking knows that. however, i have done my research and you have not. dogs can thrive very well on a vegan diet. and obviously a dog would rather eat a steak than a strawberry because evolutionarily, all beings need the fatty foods that is calorically dense so we can store energy because we never know when our net meal is coming.also dogs wouldn't eat strawberries in the wild. but don't tell me i'm wrong when i know for a god damn FACT that im right. also, i know you think im dumb for being a vegan but fuck you, my health is impeccable and your doctors told you that you're gonna die if you dont start eating vegetables because you've said you dont like vegetables and havent eaten them in years. yeah, but you're the expert on nutrition. for humans and dogs. right.

-allison

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Message from Semiveg through me:
I lost total access to my vegweb account 3 days ago.  I can not log in and when I try to reset the password, it says to log out and try again later.  A few days before that, it showed no posts in the "new posts since last visit" link  although I could access them by other means but if I tried to respond, I got a message timed out response.
  Please tell everyone I "said hi".

So Hi everyone, if anyone's here.
YG

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Dear Exterior Abdominal Oblique Muscle,

Please heal yourself.  You are seriously interferring with my workout regime. 

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter,

Storm

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aw that sucks about semiveg. Hi to her!!

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Dear intheend,

We're awesome together. Just sayin'.

-Josh

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Classes,
Go by fast today so I can come home and sleep asap.
-Sarah

Sarah,
Go to class
-The part of you that knows you need to freaking go

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Dear Eros,

You suck the big one!  Bite me.

Storm

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Dear Man,

Get your head out of your butt and quit complaining.

Also, I can't believe I had to make my own V-Day dinner after you promised.

- Your woman

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dear briana's mom,

she's 18 years old!!! your other daughter spent a week in new york city ALONE when she was that age. but briana cant go on a trip with another adult for a few days? what? no. let her go. for real. this could be a big chance for us in dance.

-allison

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Vegweb,
Thanks for being a site. Thanks for having recipes and cool people. Without you I wouldn't have a fantastic half asleep guy in my bed. Without you I wouldn't have met some awesome people. Keep being awesome.
-Sarah

Math homework,
YOU'RE POOP. BE MORE LIKE VW
-Sarah

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Dear Dr J,
Please tell JM the physiotherapist to give me another week. I don't think we're quite done here, I still can't turn over at night. I know it was only the nurse who said tomorrow was my last session, please make her be wrong. I could save the money gladly if it weren't for the pain.
Thanks,
YG

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Dear vegweb,
I appreciate you when you actually work, you're awesome! However; having so many issues with being able posting message is being ridiculous! I DEMAND you stop having tantrums and start working so we can all go back to being happy with you.
thanks,
Your friends (Including me!)

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Dear vegweb,
I appreciate you when you actually work, you're awesome! However; having so many issues with being able posting message is being ridiculous! I DEMAND you stop having tantrums and start working so we can all go back to being happy with you.
thanks,

Your friends (Including me!)

Oh my goodness, THIS.
YG

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Dear VW,

I'm busy and you keep moving farther and farther down my "top visited" list. This is sad, especially when you're being replaced by Google and the University library page. I'm sorry.

Courth

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Dear Vincent,
I do not approve of these shorter naps.  Especially since you're not sleeping any later in the morning.  You need more sleep...or I need more of a break from you...or something.  Please oblige.

Love,
Mum

Dear Hugo,
Why do you roll in dead things?  You stink.

Love,
Mum

Dear VW people who haven't come back yet,
Come back!  VW is SO BORING lately (no offense to those of you who have been posting lately...you and your posts are not boring.  It's just that having so few posts is boring.  Now I've typed "post" too many times and it doesn't look like a word anymore).

Love,
PG

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