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Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

Dear Man,

Get your head out of your butt and quit complaining.

Also, I can't believe I had to make my own V-Day dinner after you promised.

- Your woman

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dear briana's mom,

she's 18 years old!!! your other daughter spent a week in new york city ALONE when she was that age. but briana cant go on a trip with another adult for a few days? what? no. let her go. for real. this could be a big chance for us in dance.

-allison

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Vegweb,
Thanks for being a site. Thanks for having recipes and cool people. Without you I wouldn't have a fantastic half asleep guy in my bed. Without you I wouldn't have met some awesome people. Keep being awesome.
-Sarah

Math homework,
YOU'RE POOP. BE MORE LIKE VW
-Sarah

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Dear Dr J,
Please tell JM the physiotherapist to give me another week. I don't think we're quite done here, I still can't turn over at night. I know it was only the nurse who said tomorrow was my last session, please make her be wrong. I could save the money gladly if it weren't for the pain.
Thanks,
YG

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Dear vegweb,
I appreciate you when you actually work, you're awesome! However; having so many issues with being able posting message is being ridiculous! I DEMAND you stop having tantrums and start working so we can all go back to being happy with you.
thanks,
Your friends (Including me!)

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Dear vegweb,
I appreciate you when you actually work, you're awesome! However; having so many issues with being able posting message is being ridiculous! I DEMAND you stop having tantrums and start working so we can all go back to being happy with you.
thanks,

Your friends (Including me!)

Oh my goodness, THIS.
YG

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Dear VW,

I'm busy and you keep moving farther and farther down my "top visited" list. This is sad, especially when you're being replaced by Google and the University library page. I'm sorry.

Courth

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Dear Vincent,
I do not approve of these shorter naps.  Especially since you're not sleeping any later in the morning.  You need more sleep...or I need more of a break from you...or something.  Please oblige.

Love,
Mum

Dear Hugo,
Why do you roll in dead things?  You stink.

Love,
Mum

Dear VW people who haven't come back yet,
Come back!  VW is SO BORING lately (no offense to those of you who have been posting lately...you and your posts are not boring.  It's just that having so few posts is boring.  Now I've typed "post" too many times and it doesn't look like a word anymore).

Love,
PG

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PG,

it seems that not everyone has access still, though others are slow to come back. It seems that with few people posting, others lose interest, and... :'(

-fb

PS: HEY VEGWEB IM STILL HERE SO HOW BOUT SOME CHATTIN'

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Dear vegweb,

Get your ass in gear.

- fb

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dear PG and FB,

I'm still here....but not posting as much because no one else is and....

Shell

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Dear no one in particular,

My dad had to have his cat put to sleep last week.  He was only 8 years old, but had a massive heart attack.  They think it was an underlying heart condition as they'd just found out he'd also got an enlarged heart.  It sucks.

Shell

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Dear vw,

I'll post more if people go here and give me ideas for my load o' sauce.

hh

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Dear shell,

I miss Gary ignoring people.

hh

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Vdubs,
THANKS FOR FINALLY LETTING ME LOG THE EFF ON.
-Sarah

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Vdubs,
THANKS FOR FINALLY LETTING ME LOG THE EFF ON.
-Sarah

Ditto.

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Dear VW,
And thanks for not hanging up every time I post.
Now, get it together for the folks who can't even log in like Josh and Semiveg!!

YG

Dear Melatonin,
Thanks for a good night's sleep! We can't see very much of each other, but you really helped last night. I think I love you. 2, 4 hr-stints with only half an hour between? I freakin' ADORE you. But I know if we get together very often you'll start treating me like crap, just like Unisom did. You think just because a girl comes around a lot you can treat her like  a ho.

Kisses,
Sleepless in Sevilla

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Yabbit,

I just applied to an archaeology program in Spain (Manorca). If a get accepted, you need to tell me how to survive.

Courtney

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Yabbit,

I just applied to an archaeology program in Spain (Manorca). If a get accepted, you need to tell me how to survive.

Courtney

Good luck Courtney!  No survival tips from me.  I have only been out of the US a few times and all but 1 have been walking across the Mexican border from AZ, Niagra Falls or the Western coast of Canada.  I seriously doubt those count. 

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Courtney,
I've never been to Menorca, but it's a big tourist area so maybe (maybe) there are more options there. I'll have to check around.
Is HappyCow still working? You might check with them.
YG

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VegWeb peoples:

I'm with you! VegWeb has been a great thing for me. For me, it started as something of a 'Dear Diary' to release my anger and depression. I admit that and I'm sorry for being that guy. As I started to evolve, I found peace, love, happiness and made great great friends. Friends with people I care for and can't imagine my life without them. Some people I've made deeper connections than others but that's not the point.

The point is - VegWeb is awesome. I love the community feel and the positivity and love we share. I only hope to contribute to that by finding ways to bring us together.  I thank you all for your e-friendship, your gifts, your correspondence, your positive energies and most importantly - just being you. If I haven't met you in person just yet, I hope to change that real soon. Be forewarned - I'm a hugger. ;)

Love,
Josh
Joshy
Joshness
His royal Joshness
JFM

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Dear MIL, how many nic-naks does a person really need?  We packed up 2 boxes of Christmas stuff, put one box worth aside to give to your kids (I seriously doubt anyone will want the "junk"  (oops, "treasures")), a box each for spring, summer and fall and still have the "all year" stuff you can not live without seeing to pack.  Your bookcases, shelves and counters are still crammed!  We need to get this down to enough to fit in a studio appartment.  I know it is tough but seriously . . .

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Dear Headache,

SHOVE OFF!!!

Sincerely,
Me

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