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Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

Dear lisaandini and CK-
Do you have a pdf reader so I can pdf my recipe and post as attachment. I took pictures and put in my recipe becasue I'm really that big of a dork.....

- indian food lovin PB

yes pdfs are good. pictures of food are very good

Dear CK and L -
Here you go!!!!!!!  ;)b

Ps- I added a bonus recipe, my garlic naan. It’s a gluten free recipe because I have celiac so to make it normal just use regular flour and omit the xanthum gum…. Xanthum gum is only needed in a recipe if you are using a gluten free flour.  I have tons of Indian recipes that I have veganized and adjusted spicing, ect to my liking! I LOVE INDIAN FOOD! :)>>>

Pss- I will also post these on my ‘favorite recipes’ thread in the cooking forum and will submit to vegweb….

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Dear Allularpunk
Thank you, I knew you would understand! I don’t know that I will say anything at this point, but the next time hubby wants to invite him over I’m spilling my guts! He is NOT coming over my house again. If hubby wants to hang out with him from time to time they can go to his house!
So glad to here your waste of space will no longer be sharing the precious air you breathe!  ;)b I was wondering how your situation was going….

PB

Dear PB,

oh, no, that situation is still not resolved.  unfortunately.  i was speaking of a different waste of space that i rarely see now, which is good.  the unwanted roomie situation is...  not really going anywhere.  unfortunately.

-AP

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Dear Supervisor,

Please stop overreacting to EVERY piece of news I bring you and please stop blurting out things like, "Why would you do that?" or "What are you talking about?" when I answer your questions.  It's rude. 

Dear Rain,

Please try to go one day without falling.  Take a vacation...it is summer after all.

Dear PC Meatless Chicken Breasts,

Why could I not find you at the grocery store the other day?  Now that I've experienced your deliciousness I don't think I can live without you...come back to me.

Love,
:) Panda

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Dear Bhindi Masala,

Please cook quickly.  I'm hungry.

MDV

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Dear Day,

I appreciate that you don't like to hurry, but there both Luke & Noah and Christian & Olli episodes are waiting for me on YouTube.  If you would please hurry through the next five hours so I can be home, that'd be great.  If you would like, you can make my weekend longer to balance things out.

Appreciatively,
Smoochy

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Dear Bhindi Masala,

Please cook quickly.  I'm hungry.

MDV

do you serve bhindi masala over rice???? I've been wanting to try that.

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Dear PB,

I serve my bhindi masala over lemon rice.

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Dear any and all Indian food,

Why do you have to taste so good? You bring me so much happiness and yet so much pain.  Oh tofu vindaloo I love you. :-* ;D  but I eat too much and my belly hurts. :o

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Dear CK,

I really hope she finds something soon. I don't like that you hate every day. You make me laugh all the time. That video, however, did not.

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Dear hh,

It seems like I was going to say something to you, but I don't know what. :howdy:

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Dear YG,

There are quite a few spelling errors in your letter. Get with the progrAM!! I'm totally kidding...I get it.

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Dear feet,

I'm sorry that you have to be stuck in shoes and socks all day. I have to keep a job. I don't understand why you are slightly stinking though. Please stop.

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Dear lovable but stubborn janitor at my school:

We really need to recycle. I would like to take charge of a schoolwide recycling program. I promise it will be NO EXTRA WORK for you. I will have my kids help me set it up and collect the goods from all the classrooms. We can work on counting, sorting, and following a schedule. It will be good for them and for the earth.

We can store the bins in the tiny closet by the bathroom.

I fail to see any problems. Please let me do it!

Sincerely,
PP

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Dear Everyone-On-Veggie-Connection-Over-the-Age-of-Thirty,

Not interested.  Stop sending me those "you've piqued my interest!" cards.

Not love,
KMK

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Dear Allularpunk
Thank you, I knew you would understand! I don’t know that I will say anything at this point, but the next time hubby wants to invite him over I’m spilling my guts! He is NOT coming over my house again. If hubby wants to hang out with him from time to time they can go to his house!
So glad to here your waste of space will no longer be sharing the precious air you breathe!  ;)b I was wondering how your situation was going….

PB

Dearest AP-
Why do we 'deal' with the retarded crap of our significant others? I for one do not need more crap in my life and wish my sig-other would stop bringing me more! It does not feel well nor does it settle wel with PB....

PB

Dear PB,

oh, no, that situation is still not resolved.  unfortunately.  i was speaking of a different waste of space that i rarely see now, which is good.  the unwanted roomie situation is...  not really going anywhere.  unfortunately.

-AP

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Dear Everyone-On-Veggie-Connection-Over-the-Age-of-Thirty,

Not interested.  Stop sending me those "you've piqued my interest!" cards.

Not love,
KMK

Dear KMK,

Please stop making me feel so old.

Love,
VC

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Dear Rain,

Please try to go one day without falling.  Take a vacation...it is summer after all.

Love,
:) Panda

Dear Happy Panda,
Please send us your rain. I'll take delivery in a heart beat and trade you our 43ºC temps. I can't say "43ºC in the shade" cuz they ain't no shade. At all. Anywhere.

Roll on, sweet gentle October, roll on.
Love,
YG

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Dear Urine,

Why do you STILL smell like Indian food?  Is there an asparagus spice in it? ???

Truly,
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Dear Rain,

Please try to go one day without falling.  Take a vacation...it is summer after all.

Love,
:) Panda

Dear Happy Panda,
Please send us your rain. I'll take delivery in a heart beat and trade you our 43ºC temps. I can't say "43ºC in the shade" cuz they ain't no shade. At all. Anywhere.

Roll on, sweet gentle October, roll on.
Love,
YG

Dear Yabbit,

I'm not sure that it would help because despite all the rain it's still been very hot and humid here.  I will send you some margaritas and ice cream instead.

Love HP

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Dear throat,

Please stop being so sore. I need to get on with my life. It's been almost 5 days now. Get over whatever is bothering you. And while you are at it, tell your buddy nose to stop being so stuffy too.

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Dear VC,

I love your new picture.

:) AC
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Dear YG,

Huh? Is it October there?  :o
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Dear CK urine,

Gross! WTF.
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Dear KMK,

I had TWO dreams about you.

Bff, AC

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No, AC, of course it isn't. And I wish it were. "Roll on" means "please come quickly", as in "keep rolling along till you get here."

I have 6 weeks of summer hell before we can expect even a minor drop in temperatures. I would like to nominate whoever invented AC for some kind of prize. If we had solar power it would be perfect...the sun helping to power AC to beat the sun!

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I invented myself! I'll RE-invent myself with solar power, for you.  :-*

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