Reasons to feel dumb
Posted by veganhippie on Jul 14, 2011 · Member since May 2008 · 5810 posts
Today i was talking with people at work and i mentioned how my ex had smaller hands than i did and (jokingly) said that it was the reason i broke up with him and i realize now i made myself look like a total ass. ow they all probly hate me or something. lol. oh well, i know it wasn't the (whole) reason i broke up with him. and even if it was, i was 16, so whatev.
Yeah, I guess I could have just mashed em. Perhaps I was just trying to be clever. Shows what I know, don't it? ;D
I had a stick blender for a while, but it was a rechargable one - not one with a cord you could plug in - and it eventually lost its ability to hold a charge, so I chucked it out.
you could have stumbled upon something awesome with your reverse rice and beans heli, hehehe
I had to look up how to operate venetian blinds on the internet today.
... i can't believe how much i struggled.
what are venetian blinds?
I think they're just your standard horizontal slat blind?
ohhh haha. i am dumb
it's ok, that's also something i learned today ;)b
I just learned the hard way that you cannot squeeze beans through a potato ricer. Trial and error? Emphasis on the latter. ::)
At least I didn't break my ricer...
I just learned the hard way that you cannot squeeze beans through a potato ricer. Trial and error? Emphasis on the latter. ::)
At least I didn't break my ricer...
I :)>>> Heli.
May one ask what one was hoping to achieve? Beans and rice--ur doin it rong.
"Riced beans..."
I :)>>> you both.
um... I haven't done anything too dumb yet today. Except feeling pouty about feeling hungover when I have a lot of stuff to do.
Last night I went to my sister's dinner party, and one of their friends (male) was talking about how most people have one foot that is slightly bigger than the other, and I was like "yeah my right one is a wee bit bigger," and he was like "My right one is like a 12 and my left is a 13..." and I was like (jokingly), "OH, mine's only a little bigger, not entirely different sizes, you sir have got some jacked feet." He laughed/knew I was kidding but my mom was standing across the kitchen and she was like "Chrystal!! stop that!!" in a totally serious and awkward way and I immediately felt bad about it, then said "Don't tell me what to do!" (I was a leetle drunk by this point) Yay for acting like a dumb 13 year old all around. I iz dum.
I think your reaction was normal, SoG. Now "dumb" would have been to say, "Shut up, Mom--you're not the boss of me!" ;D
:) I just thought it was silly how I went from ashamed to rejecting her "authority" in a matter of seconds. Which is a characteristic of (my, at least) angsty teenagerness.
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