DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all pretty
dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and
dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the
Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and
hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a
very attractive and attentive gentleman.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino ... Did OK ... Won about $80. The Captain invited
me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I
declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my
husband.

DEAR DIARY.... DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to
the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me
and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again
asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if
I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was
appalled.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today... Twice