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What did you dream last night?

My weird dream last night prompted this thread...I dreamed I was dating Andy Samberg from SNL...no idea why, I am not a big fan or even seen any of his movies!  ???

I dreamed that llg was shouting at me.  :-[  I was massaging someones (a very tall unknown man :o) calf and apparently not doing it correctly.

Ohhh noooo!  Man, I'm so mean yelling at you like that.

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Ktkimmle If it makes you feel any better. I've totally had a dream about peeing where I really did pee. I woke up in the middle of that part of it and was like WHAT THE HELL. But it wasn't just a little, it was intense. Ahaha. It was when I was like 14 or something. I felt stupid. But it happens I guess. haha.

My dad was a toilet-camper. He would sit there for literally an hour reading the paper, disregarding pleas for mercy. One winter day when I was like 18, I was home for the weekend from college and woke up needing a pee. Of course, dad was in there with the morning paper and complained when I begged him to let me in. It was a cold day and I knew I'd have a long wait, so I went back and lay down to wait for him to finally let me in. I fell asleep and dreamed I was finally on the toilet and I wet the bed. As in drenched...I really needed to go! I had to tell my mom what happened and she was so mad at him she made HIM change the sheets and turn the mattress. It helped, but it still stings when I think about it.

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I dreamed that llg was shouting at me.  :-[  I was massaging someones (a very tall unknown man :o) calf and apparently not doing it correctly.

Ohhh noooo!  Man, I'm so mean yelling at you like that.

I learned that you don't mess with llg, lol! ;D

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I dreamed all night about making the mother's day dinner. In the first one, I got caught up in going through boxes, or something, and realized it was 6:00 (dinner was going to be 6:30). I was able to push it back to 7, but panicked and made roast beef, mashed potatoes with tons of cheese and fried bacon, and green beans with bacon. ?? ?? ?? It was horrid.

In the second one, I made all these sides dishes (some that I'm actually going to make), but at the last second remembered that I had forgotten to make the main dish!

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I had a dream that my mom and I got into a huge argument. After our argument, I began to analyze everything. I was asleep, watching myself as I argued with my mom and analyzed myself like watching a reality show. I even caught my "dream character", if you will, analyzing the argument. I thought you sleep to turn your brain/analyzing off...

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well, dunno if you saw in the reasons to frown thread on Friday some kind person at work threw away my guac so I had dry toast for lunch.

Well, last night I dreamed I was at work and going to have lunch and my guac was back in the fridge.
Wonder if it's a premonition and it really will be back in the fridge tomorrow.

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So in my dream I was taking a bubble bath with a boy (we were wearing bathing suits and on separate sides. lol) and we were talking to someone who wasnt in the tub. And I suddenly realized that we had been in there for a longgggg time and I was like CRAP GUYS CHECK THE TIME. And it was already 15 minutes after I needed to be at work. And I freakeddd outtt. And I couldn't find work clothes, and couldn't get dressed. I wound up wearing 2 different kinds of shoes and 2 pairs of pants and some weird shirt. But then I was freaking out saying my hair didn't look good enough so I spent like 30 minutes on that. I called my manager on the way and was crying and saying sorry and things, she hung up on me. I get there and everyone ignores me. And one girl whos sometimes manager, she came up to me all pissed off and said that I knew we had an audit today and I screwed everything up and people just can't be late. And I think I got fired.

Eeeek. I'm going to be there SO EARLY today. (We do have an audit today, too.)

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Ohhh dude. I had a weird vegan related dream like 3 nights ago too. I had to go to class for my final project presentation. It was a class on everything. So we could just talk about whatever. I got a new tattoo above my lyrics tattoo and was wearing a SUPER SHORT dress so if I lifted my arms up you could see my new tattoo (yes that short) and everyone was looking at it. And I run and sit down on this recliner (this class was mostly couches) and I start stuffing my face with chips. Everyone was asking what everyone did for their projects and this girl announced I DID MY PROJECT ON STUPID VEGAN BITCHES WHO SIT AROUND EATING STUPID CHIPS THAT ARENT EVEN VEGAN BECAUSE THEY'RE IDIOTS. And I was like, a fatty in this dream. I threw chips at her and was like SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHOREE I'LL EAT MY CHIPS IF I WANT TO. And just sat there stuffing my face. Haha.

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Funny chip dream, underSARAH. You tell'em! ;D

I dreamt last night that I wanted to start running, like jogging, but thought to myself, I am so out of shape, I won't run for long. But for some reason, I just started running and I never felt tired! So, I think I will start running, as soon as I buy myself some new running shoes. :)

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I was trying to do an exam on a horse, and then instead the horse was galloping and an AC-like person was riding it. And then a lubi/Amy hybrid yelled "THAT'S NOT VEGAN!" Yet, while I was dreaming this, all I was thinking about was how I couldn't assess the respiratory rate with someone riding. And then I woke up, and realized it's probably not vegan after all.

I slept on my couch last night. I always have weird dreams when I'm uncomfortable.

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That an old boyfriend from 15 years ago wanted to get in touch. My husband was fine with it, but seeing him at the door pissed me off all over again about the relationship that I wouldn't let him in the door...then I woke up.

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That an old boyfriend from 15 years ago wanted to get in touch. My husband was fine with it, but seeing him at the door pissed me off all over again about the relationship that I wouldn't let him in the door...then I woke up.

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I often have dreams about ex boyfriends that I'd rather not see again too! Why does this happen?  :-\

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i had a dream that my little sisters were smoking weed. :/

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I was trying to do an exam on a horse, and then instead the horse was galloping and an AC-like person was riding it. And then a lubi/Amy hybrid yelled "THAT'S NOT VEGAN!" Yet, while I was dreaming this, all I was thinking about was how I couldn't assess the respiratory rate with someone riding. And then I woke up, and realized it's probably not vegan after all.

I slept on my couch last night. I always have weird dreams when I'm uncomfortable.

:lol: ! hehehe You know, I think I had a dream about you, fb. I just remember it was supposed to be someone through out the whole dream, but even in the dream I was thinking..this is not how this person is. I think it was fb.

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yeah, sort-of-AC-person didn't really look like you, but I think it was supposed to be you.

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I dreamed that dmarkd and I were flat-hunting and we found a really nice place with a garden. And we looked out the window and there was a herd of prehistoric horses grazing on the lawn and some giant tortoises with bizarrely long necks.

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So, in real life, my painfully practical parents are apparently having a midlife crisis together.  (Does that make sense?)  Anyway, about a month ago, they were trying to decide whether my dad should get a motorcycle (he rode in his teens and 20s) or if they should buy a Miata.  They actually went with the Miata.  However, last night I dreamed that they bought a Gold colored Lincoln Navigator.  I was so pissed at them.  I just kept yelling..."It's an SUV!  How could you do that?!  There are only 2 of you!"  I was outraged.  Ha. 

P.S. In reality, my dad does have a big ass truck, but he uses it on the farm, so I forgive him.

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i had a dream that my dentist was secretly in some sort of mafia thing, and the FBI had been trying to contact me to identify other people I've seen, but I never recognized them, and swore my dentist wasn't in some sort of mafia, but then it turned out he WAS. And then I was like to the mafia people, what do you want with my dentist anyway? And then suddenly I was a kitten with electric powers fighting the mobsters with a lance/sword thing. It was pretty sweet. Especially because my electric-kitten powers electrified my lance/sword thing. Then for some reaosn, in the middle of this, the mob was having some sort of banquet. you know, to save face. and i was trying to figure out a good place to sit, considering i might need to bust out the electric-kitten powers again.

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I had a weird ass dream about fufuberry.....no idea where it came from....

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Really???  I'm flattered I think, lol

I had a dream my friend and I were looking at an apartment, and we left, then we had to go back because she forgot her sunglasses there.  So we went back to the apartment, and as we were leaving a second time we noticed a guy trying to tow my car.

I ran up and begged him not to because my husband had to work and we only had $3.  So he said he wouldn't tow our car if we pretended to be his mothers and petted his head and sang to him about what a good boy he was.

Then his raging lover mermaid-chick from the sea came to smite us all, but it was okay, because some other guy was already trying to kill us apparently, and I just kept running around telling everyone to remember their humanity.  Then we all went to wal mart so I could get a tattoo of a dead penguin.

The end. What's wrong with me??

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Really???  I'm flattered I think, lol

well, if I knew you better, I'd go into more detail, what little I remember, but I don't want you to think I'm a weirdo and it's fairly embarrassing on my end....
I know that amymylove was blogging about what was happening and I kept telling her to stop....and my sister was making fun of me throughout the entire dream....

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