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What did you dream last night?

My weird dream last night prompted this thread...I dreamed I was dating Andy Samberg from SNL...no idea why, I am not a big fan or even seen any of his movies!  ???

I dreamt that I had taken a cold case and was investigating the disappearance of a girl.  She and her brother were swimming the length of an outdoor rectangular pond and by the time they swam to the far end she had disappeared forever.  I woke up during it and now my house is making creaky noises and I can't go back to sleep. 

There's a short SF story called "He Walked Around the Horses" by H Beam Piper. See if you can find it online.

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I retained only random bits from bizarre dreams during short sleep segments: aliens, jeopardy (the button doesn't work), rocket launchers, the dry cleaners (don't use plastic hangars for tuxedo shirts), Jeff Bridges (only likes real butter on his popcorn), tasers....
???

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I woke up in the middle of a weird dream about two guys having gay sex... ???. Then I watched a documentary about British novels and the whole last 20 min was about "the gay novel."

Weirdness.

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i had a dream that glee made a movie musical about me skipping class.

bahahaha sweet dream, yabbit!

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I had a penis in my dream
YUP.
And it was awesome and huge and I didn't wear pants at all.
First I had to make greasy hand prints all over the bathroom for some reason so I coated my hands in neosporin and did that, then i lit some fireworks and threw them in the toilet so they would explode the plumbing. then I was like OH MAN. I HAVE A PENIS
And I think I went to a doctor like, sup doc, I grew a penis. And I guess I had some weird condition where my vag morphs into a penis over time and I knew it was happening beforehand. So I just walked around everywhere with no pants slinging it in peoples faces like SUP CHECK OUT MY PENIS. I remember there was a cop on the side of the road when I was driving and I freaked out because I didn't know if I'd go to womens jail or mens jail if I got arrested for some reason (probably for slinging my penis in peoples faces)

Then eventully I was wearing pants and my class was standing around my car making me play accordion but I had the wrong one and I couldn't even hold it right.

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I had a dream that i moved, and i was miserable.. the place we got wasn't right for us at all, for some reason my dirty clothes kept getting put in the door way of the lobby to the apt complex. then i was outside and we were talking with our neighbors, and me and Calvin Johnson from The Halo Benders walked off and hopped into the back seat of a old 80's orange suv and i was going through the vinyl that he had in there while he opened a small altoid type tin and did a line of some white powdery stuffs.

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I  have Halo Benders' God Don't Make No Junk CD.  I don't know where it came from.

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WANT!! i dont have any of thier stuffs, but calvin is my favorite dancer in the world!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5XDtzFB0o8&feature=related

he is the one in the blue.... its amazing. this is how i dance

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During my whopping one hour of sleep I dreamt of exploding fat people.   :-\

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I had 2 separate dreams, both involving a male friend of mine. I'm a little weirded out by it, because we were...together. Like, not sexually, but together. And we're both in relationships and I had never thought about liking him before, so I'm just a little confused by this one.

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I had a dream that i was 7 months preggo and the kid was kicking the crap outta me, especially my left rib cage.

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I had a dream there was a big hole on top of my head and one on top of my tounge where these big bugs were living. They were like a tick/ant/roach mix. And they were living in my brain. And they all started crawling out and they were pushing all their poop out from my brain into my mouth.

I've been horrified all  day. I keep clawing at my head. It was sooooooooooooo detailedddddddddddddddd.

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I had a dream there was a big hole on top of my head and one on top of my tounge where these big bugs were living. They were like a tick/ant/roach mix. And they were living in my brain. And they all started crawling out and they were pushing all their poop out from my brain into my mouth.

I've been horrified all  day. I keep clawing at my head. It was sooooooooooooo detailedddddddddddddddd.

You haven't been coming off of any narcotics lately, have you??

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Aha no.

Last night I had a dream I had to stay overnight at work and I kept fooling around with this girl and got in trouble.

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Aha no.

Last night I had a dream I had to stay overnight at work and I kept fooling around with this girl and got in trouble.

Fooling around as in goofing off, or fooling around as in...fooling around?  8-)
Prespiring minds want to know.

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that is what i am wondering too....

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Sexin it up kindof foolin around.
Haha.

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hahaha right on! Dont tell preston!

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I told him, he was stoked. Aha.

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I had a dream that I was dating a guy that I dated a long time ago, he's one that I consider a "one that got away" and I was soooooo disappointed when I woke up, it was like being kicked in the stomach...not a good way to start the day  :'(

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