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My weird dream last night prompted this thread...I dreamed I was dating Andy Samberg from SNL...no idea why, I am not a big fan or even seen any of his movies!  ???

i got sent back to 3rd grade along with my sister and our friend because our actual 3rd grade teacher wasn't certified to teach, so it didn't count. and the kids were really intimidating.

Transference dream, honey. The intimidating 3rd graders are the women on the dance team. The unqualified teacher is your idiot coach, who probably isn't qualified to do that, either. Not really.
And the team is acting like a bunch of 8 year olds.
8 yr old girls can be total bitches...it's the age they start discovering their inner Bitch Queen from Hell. I noticed this myself at that age. When a new boy came to the school in the middle of term, the other boys would want to fight him or make him take physical dares, to see how tough he was. If he was game, that was fine. Among the girls, it was "how many times can we reduce the new girl to tears in a single day."

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secondbase was in my dream and he initiated me into a fraternity. He drove me to meet the other guys for drinks in a beat-up 1992 Honda Accord in the middle of winter with the heat on it's highest sitting and it was still freezing in the car. It was funny.

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i got sent back to 3rd grade along with my sister and our friend because our actual 3rd grade teacher wasn't certified to teach, so it didn't count. and the kids were really intimidating.

Transference dream, honey. The intimidating 3rd graders are the women on the dance team. The unqualified teacher is your idiot coach, who probably isn't qualified to do that, either. Not really.
And the team is acting like a bunch of 8 year olds.
8 yr old girls can be total bitches...it's the age they start discovering their inner Bitch Queen from Hell. I noticed this myself at that age. When a new boy came to the school in the middle of term, the other boys would want to fight him or make him take physical dares, to see how tough he was. If he was game, that was fine. Among the girls, it was "how many times can we reduce the new girl to tears in a single day."

yabbit, you are on a role. you are the geniusest of geniusest.

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Last night I dreamed I was in a big wedding in a big fancy church, American style not Spanish style. We did the rehearsal thing and when I came out into the main room I was wearing only my underpants. People were all like shocked (well you would be) but I wasn't even aware until someone said something and I had to dash.
Let the record show I never had a dream where I was naked etc until just a few years back. In the past 5 years or so I've had several. I'm told it's "fear of exposure" and yet I am much less fearful of everything than ever I was.

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Dreamed someone gave me a new budgie. It was a strange colour, halfway between pink and orange, and very agressive. The feathers on its lower back stood out like a turkey's tail. The cage was kind of wonky and I was trying to fix it with some needlenose pliers and put the perches in so they would stay up, and the bird kept biting me hard.

Also dreamed that some VegWebbers were in this big American-style house celebrating Halloween. UnderSarah wanted to be the person to go to the door and give candy to the trick-or-treaters because she'd just had her tongue tattooed and wanted to stick it out at them and get a reaction!! The house was supposed to be haunted, but Josh kept saying, "Hey, the scariest thing in here is ME!" and laughing his head off.

(Can you even get your tongue tatooed?)

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hahaha Yes you can get your, and i can see Josh saying that.

I had a strange one, i was going to school, and everything was odd, finally found my classes, there was such a variety of people including a neighbor from when i was like 5, who was a very old lady then, and i know has passed away. I was walking to class and i saw these HUGE houses, with elaborate detailed glass windows, all had to have been hand crafted. very ornate. they sat very high in the air, and there was even a glass bench swing that sat off from the glass porch. I looked at these knowing that they were built well and wouldn't break but knewing that i could never get on one b/c i was scared of heights and it was about 3 stories over the ground. also in my dream my mom disappeared for what i thought was 5 minutes and came back with two packs of ciggeretts apparently she didn't want me to get her another pack from the cupboard and walked to the store. IRL it is hard to get her to walk on to the patio.

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Hahahaha. Yabbit that is FANTASTIC.Something I would do for sure. I used to always run around with those fruit roll up tongue tattoos showing everyone.

I had a dream that some guy got in my room at night. I knew because all my CD cases were smashed because they were in my doorway and I knew someone stepped on them. And a poster had one tack missing that was holding it to the wall and my sheets were weird when I woke up. After investigating my room and deciding this. I realized he was in my bed next to me. I freaked and he said he was spraying for bugs. He kept trying to have sex with me and I kept telling everyone and they just yelled at me saying to let him spray for bugs. Then I somehow trapped him and I got some investigators to come in and inspect everything and he was in a VW camper and I chased it because I wanted to buy it then I saw that it was him. Also my dad was in it and my dad beat him up. It was pretty cool. Aside from the guy being a creepster and digging through my things and sleeping in my bed and trying to do me part.

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"Spray for bugs"--interesting euphemism for...spraying you?

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couple nights ago, i dreamt i was with some of my classmates at the shelter, and one had a spray bottle of dilute bleach (i guess for cleanin things), and she was SO SLOPPY with it that she accidentally bleached some of my hair. I was pissed at her, and I was like, damnit, what am I gonna do? I already got it cut short ! So I ended up having to bleach all my hair, and live life in shame as a bottle blonde. However, it worked well for my Halloween costume.

Captivating, I know.

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I had dreams of Egypt last night, but I don't remember any of the details.

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I dreamed that for some reason I connected my new cellphone to the ATM machine, to get my bank statement! And in the process accidentally uploaded all the songs on my MP3 player to the bank's computers.
Item: I don't have an MP3 player on my cellphone.

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i dreamed that i went back in time to the weekend that charlie died and i was trying to keep him safe the whole weekend so that he wouldn't die. the whole time i was thinking "i can't change fate, he'll die whether he's with me or not". then i woke up.

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i dreamed that i went back in time to the weekend that charlie died and i was trying to keep him safe the whole weekend so that he wouldn't die. the whole time i was thinking "i can't change fate, he'll die whether he's with me or not". then i woke up.

That's a positive dream. You are making peace with the fact that there is nothing you could have done.

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I had a dream that I seriously beat the crap out of someone who was making fun of Jess' daughter.

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why on earth would  they do that??? get them josh!!!

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I dunno but it was a violent dream.

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I had a dream that I poked a hole in my chest with my finger and this goo started to come out. It was gross, slimy stuff that had chunks in it.

Then I realized it was oatmeal.

So I pushed the rest out (it was in my heart apparently). And I got blood all over my shirt, but it was a nice top so I wore it out anyways.

Weird…….

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I had a dream that I poked a hole in my chest with my finger and this goo started to come out. It was gross, slimy stuff that had chunks in it.

Then I realized it was oatmeal.

So I pushed the rest out (it was in my heart apparently). And I got blood all over my shirt, but it was a nice top so I wore it out anyways.

Weird…….

I know you've said several times that you love oatmeal, Shea--but isn't that taking things a bit far?
I guess it's true--you are what you eat!!

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I think it was a combination of things… I had a slimy bowl of oatmeal before bed (too tired to cook it properly) And someone around here had their older model Cadillac stolen and someone wrecked it. I freaked out because I have an awesome powder blue '95 Cadillac Deville that I love dearly, and I remember thinking, if someone ever stole my car, I’d put a hole in their heart with my bare hands.

And, then my brain connected my day in a weird, weird way.

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i dreamed that i went back in time to the weekend that charlie died and i was trying to keep him safe the whole weekend so that he wouldn't die. the whole time i was thinking "i can't change fate, he'll die whether he's with me or not". then i woke up.

That's a positive dream. You are making peace with the fact that there is nothing you could have done.

that's what i thought. it was awesome to see him, even if it was in my dream.

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