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My weird dream last night prompted this thread...I dreamed I was dating Andy Samberg from SNL...no idea why, I am not a big fan or even seen any of his movies!  ???

I dreamt my mom came to my school and embarrassed me in front of my class. Adolescence, it never ends...

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I had a dream that I kept finding dogs that looked kind of like my dog and I kept naming them Chad. One had skinny little twiggy legs and black fur on his back half and I said that I had to keep him because "he needs more legs" Then I found another one and I think it was a girl and she had the same black fur as previous chad, and I named her Chad also. Everyone was like STOP FINDING DOGS AND NAMING THEM CHAD, THERE ARE TOO MANY DOGS. So I went to this weird hotel kind of place. I don't remember a chunk of this but this guy kept trying to get me to have sex with him and I got really mad at him and I had some kind of master plan to trick him so I asked what floor he was on and was all sexy and stuff about it and he was like FIVE, THE ENTIRE FLOOR. So I went up there and the elevator got stuck and I eventually got off and wound up being mistaken for an employee of hobby lobby, but it turned out that hobby lobby actually sucked, and they had a second floor but the lights didnt work and it was all old dusty holiday stuff. All the Chads were there, and then that guy showed back up and I beat him up or something and stole his car (out of his room?) some how.

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Dreamed I went to the ATM to draw out 20 Euros and the machine kept spitting bills and bills and bills at me. At first I was like, "Great! I'll keep the money, it's their mistake not mine" but then I thought no, because there's a record of the transaction and CCTV footage and they'll know it was me.
I woke up before I decided what to do.

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I dreamt I was lying on a hospital table about to have surgery and noticed that I had really hairy legs.....like caveman hairy!  WTF?? :o

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Totally VegWeb dream last night!!
First I dreamed about HH! I was actually in the US (boy is that a dream!) and met up with her somewhere, just in passing. She was driving a pickup truck and we sat in it and talked. She asked me about my trip to Dublin and I told her it was off because Jose had told me it would take 2 days to travel each way and be too expensive. Tweety happened along, he had all kinds of dried flowers woven into his hair and when we asked him why he said he had come from rehearsal of this musical he was going to be in. He had his roommate's dog in tow, a small chihuhua-terrier type thing. He told us he didn't like it very much because it was noisy "and as you know I prefer cats."

Then I went on about my business, which partly was to visit UnderSarah in her new house, an old farmhouse she was having done up. She was talking to the contractor and the workmen about the placement of sockets, plugs etc. She had this huge old solid-oak dining table that she wanted them to reinforce underneath with an iron bar. She told me it was "350 pounds resistance" (whatever that means!). The contractor couldn't imagine why she wanted it, since it's a dining table, right? Finally I said "Oh think about it!" and he realised they wanted to use the dining table for...horizontal sports...occasionally. He told her they could reinforce it but it would take a few days before they could actually use it. "How long?" "Well, for steak knives, about 9 days!" I think he meant "for normal eating purposes." But it cracked me up and I woke up laughing.

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Last night I dreamt I was cooking dinner in a small cotttage instead of at home.  It was storming and the sun was fading.  In walked my old martial arts instructor, wearing a kilt.  (OK beard and kilt are not out of characture for him, not common but totally plausable). He ate dinner with me and asked me about what had happened since he passed on 2 yrs ago (yes, he is gone in real life)  I told him is wife is remarried (true) and seems really happy.  His response was one of being happy for her and kinda sad that he could not go visit her again.

This is weird for me to dream like that.  I rearely remember dreams, let a lone have them about people I am close to.

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First "proper dream" I've had in a long time.
I dreamed that DH and I and a guy friend of his were travelling together. (Not a real-life friend, but there was this guy and in the dream they were friends.) We didn't have any suitcases, just sports bags, so we were travelling light. We were on a train in the north of Spain, stopping at a bunch of little whistle-stops. We wanted to get off at one, and the train stopped for such a short time that they got off fine but when I started to step off, the train started up again. I had to take a deep breath and kind of jump off, the way they do in old Westerns. I didn't get hurt, but was shaken up a bit. But there was a really good, relaxed feeling to the dream.

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Totally VegWeb dream last night!!
First I dreamed about HH! I was actually in the US (boy is that a dream!) and met up with her somewhere, just in passing. She was driving a pickup truck and we sat in it and talked. She asked me about my trip to Dublin and I told her it was off because Jose had told me it would take 2 days to travel each way and be too expensive. Tweety happened along, he had all kinds of dried flowers woven into his hair and when we asked him why he said he had come from rehearsal of this musical he was going to be in. He had his roommate's dog in tow, a small chihuhua-terrier type thing. He told us he didn't like it very much because it was noisy "and as you know I prefer cats."

Then I went on about my business, which partly was to visit UnderSarah in her new house, an old farmhouse she was having done up. She was talking to the contractor and the workmen about the placement of sockets, plugs etc. She had this huge old solid-oak dining table that she wanted them to reinforce underneath with an iron bar. She told me it was "350 pounds resistance" (whatever that means!). The contractor couldn't imagine why she wanted it, since it's a dining table, right? Finally I said "Oh think about it!" and he realised they wanted to use the dining table for...horizontal sports...occasionally. He told her they could reinforce it but it would take a few days before they could actually use it. "How long?" "Well, for steak knives, about 9 days!" I think he meant "for normal eating purposes." But it cracked me up and I woke up laughing.

This is awesome!  I want to dream about vegweb!

I dreamed I was on a boat, trying to find some evil pirates (?) who were capturing dolphins and deep frying them, to serve to tourists.  ???

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I dreamed there were very large pine trees near our apartment building, and grass in front of all the buildings (which there isn't). There were high winds blowing and the tops of the trees, like 2-3 feet, came off and floated through the air until they touched down on the ground and took root, making more trees. It wasn't dangerous at all, it was like this was how trees reproduce naturally or something.

Then I dreamed about an aging baseball player who had run out of money and no job so he went to this place where the players at spring training stay, only instead of a hotel it was more like a college dorm or something. Really basic. And the people there realised he had spent all his money on the Greyhound ticket to get to this place, so they decided he could basically live there if he helped out with serving meals etc.
Let the record show I know and care absolutely nothing about baseball, never even watched it on TV. This was one of my "movie dreams"--I wasn't even in it.

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Then I went on about my business, which partly was to visit UnderSarah in her new house, an old farmhouse she was having done up. She was talking to the contractor and the workmen about the placement of sockets, plugs etc. She had this huge old solid-oak dining table that she wanted them to reinforce underneath with an iron bar. She told me it was "350 pounds resistance" (whatever that means!). The contractor couldn't imagine why she wanted it, since it's a dining table, right? Finally I said "Oh think about it!" and he realised they wanted to use the dining table for...horizontal sports...occasionally. He told her they could reinforce it but it would take a few days before they could actually use it. "How long?" "Well, for steak knives, about 9 days!" I think he meant "for normal eating purposes." But it cracked me up and I woke up laughing.

This is fantastic

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Last night I dreamed about Iceland (where I've never been in real life.) It was winter and there was a lot of snow. I was standing outside this big building, which I think was a museum or something. It was surrounded by a high, round wall made of snow. There was a beautiful woman sitting outside the building in a lawn chair, she had long blonde braids and was wearing a wool suit but not heavy coats and stuff. I told her I didn't want to go into the building. I said, "I'm just going to walk around the wall on the outside." She told me, "It'll take you six months to go around, it's a lot bigger than it looks."

Huh?

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I dreamt I was in a room full of hundreds of blue candles.  It was peaceful and warm and when I get home this afternoon I'm going to start pouring blue candles.

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Very odd stuff last night, during the short periods I was asleep.  I was by the water with one of the fey but he was human size and his skin glowed ice blue as he neared the water's edge and the water was full of fish and they begin changing to undines and glowing the same ice blue.  There was another weird dream about being chased but I can't remember the details.

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I keep having these extraordinarily vivid dreams about Nordic people and places. Last night I dreamed I was walking to a tutoring session at night, wearing my cape. I had to enter a building via the underground garage, and go up a bunch of stairs. When I got to the top I was in the wrong place, in someone's house, not where I was supposed to be. The lady was Swedish or Norwegian and very nice about my mistake (I remember feeling hugely embarassed) and even told me to come back after my class because she wanted to set up a class for herself.

Then this morning I got a call for a new class from a friend of an old student. Hmmmm.

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Last night I dreamt that some rednecks driving an old Cadillac Eldorado and towing a camping trailer rear-ended my convertible 1968 GTO and then just waved at me and drove on.  (Oh how I wish I had a 1968 GTO.)  I ran after them but got distracted by a panda bear rolling around in a field of hay. 
???

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i dreamt about radiographs ._.

i aspire to have better dreams...

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Dreamed that I was friends with Wallace Shawn, who was in Princess Bride and Uncle Vanya. Some false friends of his were trying to stop the sucess of a book or play he had written, and they promised me all kinds of presents and stuff if I'd sign a paper saying I'd read it and it was crap. (The document actually used the phrase "a piece of shit.") They got me to sign it and then refused to give me the stuff. Shawn found out about it and was very upset (understandably) and asked me why I had done it. I told him they tricked me into it, that I was told it was a joke and anyway they hadn't kept their part of the deal. I woke up feeling like a heel.
I am glad we can learn things from our dreams. Not that I would actually sell a friend out like that, but I will remember the sitch for a long time.

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Last night I had dreams within dreams. First I dreamed I got a letter from my beloved auntie Jeanne, who's been dead for a year or maybe two. I was so happy, thinking, "She isn't really gone!" because the letter was even handwritten, not typed.
Then I dreamed I was talking to an old friend telling her about a dream I had had (see, dreams within dreams) in which I had murdered two people.
We're not friends anymore IRL and no, I haven't murdered anyone.
Dreams are weird.

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Last night I dreamed we were on a bus tour, returning to my city around dusk. As we came into town on the highway the cops were stopping traffic and telling people there was rioting in the town. I looked ahead and saw black columns of smoke rising from the city. The guy in charge said, "We'd better just spend the night in the bus, it might not be safe to try to get home." It was winter time, and we stopped in a green field near a kind of junkyard full of rubble and stuff. The women all got off the bus and went across the field to find a place to pee (?) but we all agreed it was a lot safer to sleep on the bus and wait for daylight. The seats of the bus were like recliners.

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