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What did you dream last night?

My weird dream last night prompted this thread...I dreamed I was dating Andy Samberg from SNL...no idea why, I am not a big fan or even seen any of his movies!  ???

AC you're meeeeaaaan.
I hope you're one of the people I upset!

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I don't know what Katie was dreaming about the other night, but I woke up around 2:00am to her punching my ass cheek.
This went on for a minute or so, and then she stopped.  I told her about it last night, and when she finally stopped laughing, she said she remembered dreaming about being trapped somewhere and trying to get out.  I would hate to be trapped in my ass, ftr.

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Thats funny!
Andy also has these weird dreams that he's trapped or running from something - and he starts flailing around like a maniac and whimpering.  I get beat up a lot.

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Thats funny!
Andy also has these weird dreams that he's trapped or running from something - and he starts flailing around like a maniac and whimpering.  I get beat up a lot.

I think you should invest in some baseball catcher pads and masks.  Or maybe even an old suit of armor.

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Hahahahaha. CK, i just choked on my drink laughing. love it.

I remember random parts of my dreams.

Like the other night my hermit crab was going off stealing other crabs legs.

And the one that i really remember, my moms husbands dad, was made of jello, and i had to find him a candy bride. So we went to the mall, but there was a beauty pageant so i had to hurry before he jiggled away. And no one wanted him cause he was lime jello. But, at the same time, the actual him and his wife walked by. He just kept on demanding a candy bride. I wound up at the dollar store buying scarves.

And one where the guitarist in the band whos tattoo i have. (one night he was drunk and said he wanted to see 6 inches below my tattoo, and i was like, sorry i dont have man parts) And in the dream he was like, can i see six inches below your tattoo? And i was like, mmk, that would be my thighs. And he got all cranky. Haha. It was really weird.

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I had a dream that my section leader from band started yelling at me for being her stalker. I was like WTF? I still am thinking WTF?

I have a bunch of dreams about band kids. It's getting out of control.

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I dreamed that my 12 year old step sister (who is no longer my step sister) was involved in a drag race down my street, and she was drunk. I was trying to convince her not to race but everyone was cheering her on so she got into the car, drove off and started going all over the road and then disappeared into the ground.  :o

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not my dream , but as CK mentioned Katie's dream I thought I would mention Niall's

The other night I got woken up at 3am by N laughing hs head off.  I shoved him to shut him up and he stopped.  I went back to sleep and then a few mins later he was laughing his headd off again.  He was laughing so much that he was actually holding his sides and wiping his eyes.  This continued for about half an hour and he wouldn't stop no matter how much I shoved him.

I told him about it the next day and he couldn't remember a thing!

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I had a dream the other night that I was making several batches of cookies and I kept eating them, even the cookie dough, and I was thinking to myself, I really should go to the gym, all the while stuffing cookies in my face.

and when I woke up all groggy, I breathed a sigh of releif but I still wondered "will all those calories affect me?"
:D

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I had a dream involving one of my childhood best friends, getting a brazilian wax, peeing onto a scale (which magically absorbed it), and putting two cats outside with a chimpanzee and a giant squirrel.

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I had a dream last night that I was married to Gordon Ramsay and we opened a restaurant just for kids. We would dress up in clown outifts and the kids would just cry and run away from us.
Sounds like a nightmare, actually.

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beanpod, thats weird! hah.

My dream last night, me and my brother both had a bottle of jager. Big ones. And we chugged them. And my mom showed up and said if i drank i had to have wine after because it would make me less drunk? So i chugged some wine after the huge bottle of jager (i dont think i could EVER drink that much). And then i went back to my old high school drunk. And i was jut giggling in the corner of the ag class. I drove my car though the wall and no one noticed. The teacher left and put me in charge, and these random people came in the back garage door demanding they had chairs and tables. And for some reason there were none in the class, so i was running around a hill finding chairs. Then i had to go hide in a shed while they took over.
Theres lots of parts of it missing. But it was very weird.

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I had a bunch of dreams, but the one I remember involved some fierce making out with someone very attractive from waking life. right on

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Dream numero uno:

I was laying there with Chad (a friend who I shouldn't be around when I drink) and I mentioned something that was annoying me. He replied with something involving how he didn't want to hear my bitching and how it's petty and stupid compared to other things going on. I started yelling at him, telling him that I mention the less important things because I don't want to talk about the bigger things and that he doesn't know half the shit that I've been through.

Analysis: I don't like to tell people my past. I think it would scare them away, or give them something else to talk about behind my back.

Dream numero dos:

I was at Chad's with his roomies and mine, and I came to find out that everything they had led me to believe was a lie. Then I was a guy, I think, and I was in jail with one of them. I'm walking around and this guy just comes and beats me to a pulp with a huge shovel. Not quite sure why there'd be a huge shovel in jail, but there was. Then the janitor comes up and sees my body. The guy that killed me then started apologizing, but the janitor said it was his fault. This confused the killer, who then asked how it could possibly be his fault. The janitor replied saying that he should have shot me earlier because I didn't have a chance in there. The killer felt bad and offered to pay half of the $10 killing in jail fine. The janitor refused, and said that it was pointless- that you can't put a price on someone's life.

Analysis: They actually do lie a lot. I've noticed it the past few times I've hung out with them. As for the killing me, I think it correlates to them killing those innocent ducks.

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I had dreams with CK in them all night! We were like friends/roommates/traveling buddies (or something), and at first we were living in these weird apartments with gross stuff and drugs all around, then CK thought he had set up some living arrangements with this guy, but he turned out to be really crazy, and all kinds of crazy stuff happened. I don't remember, though.

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I dreamt that there were four guys dressed in martial artists clothes and they were dancing with daggers. They were throwing the daggers between them, very fast, and the daggers would spin fast, but they'd catch them just right. Lots of times, they would kick the daggers like in hackysack, they would kick it right back to the person who threw it, or to another dancer as they spun around and jumped. Sometimes they would crouch down and then kick like those Russian folk dancers, only they'd kick a dagger. They were doing this on a rooftop at night, and I was very impressed. When I woke up, I thought the dream was very odd, because I rarely think of martial arts or weapons. I thought what does this dream mean, it was very clear, I remember one dancer's face very clearly. I thought maybe it means I should take a course in martial arts. I've always been attracted to Tae Kwon Do. Someone once taught me a few of the kicks and it was very fun, even just to practice. Does anyone know if that is any particular form of dance or martial arts, where the artists throw the knives and kick them?

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I had dreams in which I was traveling with one of my roommates. We stopped for a pee break and somehow snuck into this cottage-type building that was in the woods. No one was there, but it was well-kept, and the group of us chilled out in the basement a bit. My roommate grabbed my head at one point, kissed it on top, then kissed both of my cheeks. In the dream I knew it was some sort of thank you thing, but I can't remember what for. We kept on traveling but I don't remember the rest of the dream.

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I had a dream that underSarah came to visit me. I wasn't wearing any pants when she showed up though. I was like "...BRB, I am totally not wearing anything on my bottom half." Then I was introducing her to my pets, but she already knew them because I've posted about them on VegWeb. Oh boy.

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Haha. Courth, if i ever visit you i'll be sure to call ahead and make sure you have pants on.

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last night I dreamed that I had a migraine and then I woke up and actually did. :-[ I hate when that happens. 

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