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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

  Ever wonder what stupid white trash name you would have if Sarah Palin (mother of Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig) were your mother? Now you can find out here:

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

Holy batman!  It's kbone. 

humboldt honey would be Stepper Choke Palin.  I'll go by Choke.

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mine would be McCain Fortress Palin.  I'm gonna be called Fort for short.  Do you think John mcCain is my daddy? :-D

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I would be Sport Grunt Palin.

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Who's yo daddy?  Who's yo daddy?  You are, Senator McCain!  ;D

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Just for laughs I did a few celebrity names:

Britney Jean Spears: Rock Crane Palin

Lindsay Dee Lohan (there seems to be two different middle names for her): Icepick Motor Palin

Leonardo DiCaprio: Chisel Dustup Palin

Amy Winehouse: Khaki Salmon Palin

Homer Simpson: Stick Freedom Palin

Sarah Palin: Flack Gobbler Palin

Condoleeza Rice: Rot Pipeline Palin

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Ick!

My name was Luger Otter Palin. DH was Steam Fangs Palin. No fair he gets the cooler one  ???

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Froth Moonshine Palin.

If I enter Courth, it says Hose Hotrod Palin.

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Sounds like Sarah Palin was a Buffy and Charmed fan. With Willow and Piper.

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Shot Corrugated Palin.

now everyone must call me Shotty.

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Scat Dubya Palin here.

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i got Beans Harpoon Palin

beans was my nickname in high school!  well... sort of.  our friends called each other bean.  anyways.  YEAH!

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Ha! I'm Claw Washout Palin. I should totally be called Claw IRL...

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hahahah, mine is Plop Hero! :-D :-D :-D when I did thhf I came up with Soup Landmine.

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Apparently, she would name herself Flack Gobbler - at least that's what I got when I entered "Sarah Palin."

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Shot Corrugated Palin.

now everyone must call me Shotty.

omg, when i put in pinkerbell, it's SOOOO much better!!

Bow bitches, for I am Torpedo Vindicator Palin.

BOOYAH!!

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For my real name:

Smoke Strapon Palin

And for my screen name:

WMD Cessna Palin

~That's right!  I am a weapon of mass destruction!!

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Spine Breeder Palin

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I have the lamest Palin name here! Sport Grunt is nothing compared to Smoke Strapon or Beans Harpoon. Boo! :boooo:

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Haha. Wood Corps Palin here!

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Ammo Canal Palin

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