I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......
Posted by babysgotsauce on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts
I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich
I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot
I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?
I like my women like I like my county fairs : with prize winning melons.
And cherry pies ;)
She likes her internet drama like she likes her Adam Sandler movies: BRINGING THE LULZ
Hahahahahahahaha!
I like my women like I like my county fairs : with prize winning melons.
I think you just defeated this thread.
I like my men like I like my aprons: cute but functional.
I like my men like I like my deep fryers: with an accurate temperature gauge, magnetic cord, and carbon filter.
I like my men like I like my artichokes: young and steamy.
I like my men like I like my mail: on time and with a fun package.
I like my men like I like my deep fryers: with an accurate temperature gauge, magnetic cord, and carbon filter.
Well, I'm aroused.
Sorry everybody for my rude post earlier, I was feeling grouchy reading all these people who are getting some, and here I am not getting any. I was envious. This is the WRONG forum for me to be lurking on. I am leaving now...
I like my women like I like my old johnson motors: WITH AN ELECTRIC CHOKE
I like my men like I like my lemonade: tart, on ice, and all summer long.
I like my men like I like my vegan marshmallows: Toasted, Gooey, and on Fire.
I like my women like I like my watermelon: Red, Sweet and Juicy.
I like my men like I like my cake: sweet and fluffy with a bit of spice
I like my women like I like my mangoes: firm and ripe but sweet and juicy.
I like my sexual encounters like I like my storm-chasing. takes a while to get where we're going, but once we're there :o
;D
I like my men like I like my redwoods: long, wide, and hairy.
I like my women like I like my brownies: warm, moist, and covered in chocolate sauce.
I like my men like i like my road construction: frustrating, leaving me sweaty and making me swear.
I like my women like I like my tofu, MARINATED.
I like my men like I like my asparagus: GRILLED.
I like my men like I like my website design: well-organized, easy to navigate, and with actual content.
I like my women like I like my mortar & pestle: grinding.
I like my women like I like my bread dough: flexible, well-developed, and a little sweet.
I like my men like I like my cat tree: about six feet and with a sturdy pole.
I like my women like I like my mortar & pestle: grinding.
FUCK. YES.
I like my men like I like my website design: well-organized, easy to navigate, and with actual content.
I like my women like I like my mortar & pestle: grinding.
I like my women like I like my bread dough: flexible, well-developed, and a little sweet.
I like my men like I like my cat tree: about six feet and with a sturdy pole.
FUCK YES. to all of these. :D
I like my men like I like my menstrual products* : Environmentally-friendly, comfortable, flexible, and fitting nicely to the inner contours of my vagina.
*Diva Cup
heh.
I like my women like I like my sweet potato fries: EATEN SLOWLY AFTER BEING DIPPED IN BBQ SAUCE
I like my men like I like my bananas: Firm, not smelling, and still slightly green.
I like my women like I like my mangoes: PICKED FRESH OFF A TREE!
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