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TMI Challenge

So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.

I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.

My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.

The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK.  F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.

uhhhhh i don't clean it. i don't think it's necessary, except the external part of the vulva.

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hmmmmmm i guess it's not necessary lol i just like it to smell flowery and clean lol :)

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handy wipes work well too

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I had a friend who could "Q" on command in high school. Back then I was a stoner, and it was disgustingly hilarious.

me and my best friend did this when we were like 12! we called them "pee pee farts" and thought they were hilarious... we even did them when her step dad was around! omfgggggg gross!

OMG Amy, my friend and I used to do this too - we called them 'crotch noises' and I'd say we were about 10-11 yrs old - and we definitely did it in front of my parents - we thought it was the funniest thing.  That is terribly disturbing now that I think about it.

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WHAT THE HELL.

What did your girls' parents say?!

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I only remember them laughing.  They didn't do anything to discourage it, that I can recall at least.  I'd ask, but that's a little too weird now. 

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I only remember them laughing.  They didn't do anything to discourage it, that I can recall at least. 

yup exactly lol... that is so awesome!

hmmmm lubi maybe i'll keep some handy wipes in my purse for emergencies lol :)

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Keeping with the tradition of relieving myself of waste into things other than toilets.....

My roommate told my boyfriend he wasn't allowed to come over anymore and made my best friend feel unwelcome when he was here from out of town. So, to keep me from knocking his disrespectful faggot ass out, I decided it would be best to avoid any situation that would involve confrontation. Okay. I drink a lot of water. So I have to pee a lot. Since I share a bathroom with Cruella DeVille (this is what we decided my roommate will be called from now on) I needed to find a way to lessen the possibility of us crossing paths. My solution? To keep an empty water bottle (the big ones. A liter, I believe it is) and pee in it, only emptying it once it was full or before I went to bed. At first, I was just dumping it out my window but it started to smell. So then I graduated to the toilet so I could wash it out after flushing, but I felt like I was being wasteful by flushing the toilet. So now I just pour it down the bathroom sink. I hope he fills that sink with water and washes his face in my day-old urine. The mere thought brings a smile to my face.

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I scrubbed the toilet with my old roommates toothbrush... it was well deserved... our living sitch ended in a fist fight and food fight...

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Gross!!!!!!!!!

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Cruella is a lil bitch and deserves far worse than that!!!  When you move I want you to jizz all over his stupid counter tops that he makes you scrub everytime you cook in his freakin kitchen!!!

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I was actually thinking about peeing into a tupperware container and shoving it towards the back of the fridge to sit for a week or two before it gets tossed.

LIFE LESSON #1: Do not cross me.

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I was actually thinking about peeing into a tupperware container and shoving it towards the back of the fridge to sit for a week or two before it gets tossed.

LIFE LESSON #1: Do not cross me.

label it veggie broth!!

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i am on day three of projectile diarreah (i can never spell that right!).
last night while sleeping I thought I was farting but then some of that liquid diareah came out so i had to run to the pot to dump it.
yep, I shit my pants, albeit just a little.

also, i threw up 4 times in the shower this morning. there was water around my ankles (slow drain) so I was standing in regurgitated swiss chard and peppers.

yeah, great day! let me tell ya!

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what's wrong??

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what's wrong??

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I believe that my g-problems are a side effect of this skin medication that I am on. It is a topical chemo drug so it is pretty heavy duty. I don't even really feel sick, but my burps taste like chemicals so I am pretty sure that is what it is. My derma told me to stop doing it, which I did. Apparently my face isn't as much of a mess as he thought (hardly had any reaction on my face, which would be a sign of pre-cancerous cells). I feel pretty good today, so hopefully no pooping in my pants or barfing in the shower. I can't believe no one was grossed out!

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Oh, I was very grossed out, but more worried!

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l2a, did you have a skin cancer removed?  Hope you feel better!!!

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l2a, did you have a skin cancer removed?  Hope you feel better!!!

No, I was using a topical cream on my face that was supposed to get rid of any pre-cancerous cells that might be lurking in there. It is more of a preventative thing (and melanoma does run in my family). It will really fuck up your face if you have precancerous cells-mine did not apparently. But it is a chemo-drug.
It can turn your face into "raw hamburger"....mine just got a little red, but apparently it did not agree with my digestive system! I didn't use the cream yesterday and I feel 99% better today. In fact, just took a semi-solid poop after 3 days of pure liquid. Back to TMI!

oh, and the cream is called Carac if you wanted to google it for more info. I obviously wouldn't recommend it because of the side effects, but it does prevent cells from turning to cancer, and gives you new skin after!

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