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What almost happened...

A couple nights ago, me and my lovely wife were lying in bed after watching a movie.  She informs me that it is a bit warm in the apartment for her taste and asks that I turn the heat down.

I'm personally new to Vegweb, and I figured the best way to say "hi" is to get the awkwardness out of the way:  I like to sleep naked.  Also, we have a roommate who had a guest over.  A female one.  They were sleeping or doing something else that involved having the door closed, so I decided to stealthily sleek down the stairs, turn down the heat, and come back up.

I ran up the stairs, because I caught a glimpse of the mirror in the dark and I am deathly afraid of mirrors (you would be too if you had a face like this).  I stubbed my toe on the last stair and fell, almost face-first into the cat pan.

This would have resulted in my expressing disgust that I had landed face-first into the cat pan.  Also, that would have awakened roomie+guest, who would likely come to check it out, who would then express their disgust that I would have been naked covered in cat dung.

...Have a wonderful, safe Thanksgiving, all.  :)

Sounds like you had a shitty time stubbing your toe.

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ROFLMA this still makes me laugh. Also, when I saw this thread, I didn't know you posted this and I was gonna share.

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lol. this is hilarious. and awful.
thank goodness i don't use the heat, have a cat, or have a room mate.
i do sleep naked, though.

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Wait...I'm confused.  Did this actually happen or did this almost happen?  It's still funny either way.
My old roommate and his boyfriend(s) used to do naked things in the living room, or come bee-bopping down the hallway naked, or take a shower with the door open where I could see things in the mirror.

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Oh no, he REALLY feel down naked. His face was inches from the cat pan.  If it had gone IN  the cat pan, he would have screamed, then roomie and friend would have come out and screamed cuz he was naked with a face full of cat shit. ROFLMA. it's still funny. just IMAGINING the reactions that would have ensued....

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ohhhh... i thought he actually had a face full of cat shit.

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Alas! My face is devoid, and without catshit.

For this I am quite grateful.  Also this is why I can laugh about it :)

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Alas! My face is devoid, and without catshit.

For this I am quite grateful.  Also this is why I can laugh about it :)

Surely that is what you were thankful for on Thanksgiving...
:P

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