Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
Posted by zombiember on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Nov 2009 · 1 posts
Hi Friends.
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.
That is so cute.
hmm... sex is still better.
why sex is better:
10. I can always find some people to do it with.
9. If I get tired, I can just watch the women 'les up' for a while in a break.
8. I can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame because I'm a selfish prick ;)b.
7. The more people who have been on the ride the better the ride is.
6. A little *V* and I can do it all night.
5. Be very giving a few times and it's easy to meet more people in the future you can just take from.
4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time. Or if you're chuck Norris you can also do the ironing as well at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle. There's nothing like jizzing infront of your parents, especially if you're from a red state ;D
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it. ^-^
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can ask your parents who are watching how daddy does it.
You made me smile, aoas - sorry, thats not a very cool abbreviation for your name.
You made me smile, aoas - sorry, thats not a very cool abbreviation for your name.
well at least someone did ::)
I was starting to think people were taking it seriously.
I was starting to think people were taking it seriously.
The day is young, there's still time for someone to take it seriously.
I was starting to think people were taking it seriously.
The day is young, there's still time for someone to take it seriously.
LOL
Hi Friends.
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.
#11 It's always hard.
Hi Friends.
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.
#11 It's always hard.
A+
yep, asoas, yours made me laugh much much more!