You are here

Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

Dear HH and AC-
I did she the hidden link (props hh) and viewed it, however I was hoping for a personal testament and synapses on the raved about book in mention.

PB

Well, I already raved about it.........and I'm not a big fan of book summaries...so I think you should just read it! However, "synapses" are also near and dear to my heart..so here's one of those for you:

http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/upload/2007/03/synapse.gif

;)

0 likes

Dear HH,
Screen shots make me feel voyeuristic.  ^-^

Dear mdv,

I just checked to see what applications I had open in my screenshot:  Adobe, Excel, and Access.  You can tell how fun my days are.  Par-tay!

0 likes

Dear artists of vegweb-

Is there anyone out there who would be willing to sketch PB’s tattoo for her? You see she is cheap and does not want to pay a random tattoo artist to draw it for her. As if the tattoo alone doesn’t cost enough…..

PB

0 likes

what is your tattoo of?

0 likes

Dear AC and HH,

In the parts that have been deemed unsafe, the surrounding walls are more or less rotting away.  One of the engineers working on the building demonstrated this by putting his hand through the wall.  Eeek!
Of course, we've been working in the building for months without realizing this, so it's probably not going to collapse at any second, but because of liability issues we have to stay out of the unsafe areas for now.

Love HP

0 likes

what is your tattoo of?

Don’t laugh….
It’s the superman logo but instead of the “S” in the middle it has “TK”, my husband’s initials. It all started as a joke because I call him superman, he’s freakishly strong and pretty buff. So I was gonna go get the tattoo for kicks and surprise him.

0 likes

Dear hp,

Your profile doesn't have any info about where you live and I can't remember if you've mentioned it.  Please don't be in California.  We have earthquakes here that may not care that you're in the "safe" part of the building when it collapses.

With concern,
hh

0 likes

Dear hh,

So you don't worry until she responds, I'm pretty sure HP is in Canada.
No one liked my synapse?  :err:

0 likes

Canada.  Good news.

I loved your synapse.  :)>>>

0 likes

Dear Base,

If you lived closer, I would share my green tomatoes.

~Pix

0 likes

Dear Creative Force that Supposedly exists--

Why?

Capture

0 likes

Dear cupcake lovers of vw-
Please send PB an awesome cupcake recipe. I called all around trying to find VCTOTW and NO ONE has it! So I finally ordered it but I have to wait a week.... I want cupcakes now! Someone, hook up PB PLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

PB

0 likes

PB: Have you looked on the PPK? There are a lot of recipes on there, though I haven't searched specifically for cupcakes.

Do you like orange? I make double orange cupcakes (recipe from Veg Times) frequently, and they are SUPER fast and easy. I think I posted the recipe in a forum once, but I'm too lazy to look for it.

0 likes

PB,

If you don't find a cupcake recipe, make the vegan brownies that I just re-reviewed (on the front page). They are spectacular. Hopefully you have either flax or Ener-G.

0 likes

AC,
omg this girl on Intervention is crazyyyyy!!!!!  :P(thats her huffing face!)  lol

0 likes

dear hh,

can we be vw bffs?

heart,
bp

Dear bp,

I thought we already were.

Exhibit 1:

i was hoping HH could be  :bear: because we're like bffs but i like  :giraffe: because it's the tallest. it commands attenshunz

Virtual bff,
hh

0 likes
0 likes

Dear HH,

Yes indeed Canada.  Not much worry about earthquakes here.  But I appreciate the concern  :)>>>

HP

0 likes

Dear Car,

I know we have a rocky relationship, you being the "other transport" and all. Trust me, I don't like spending time together any more than you do. I am sorry I have had to suddenly come running back to you after many weeks of peaceful distance. We both know that Bike is my first love, but unfortunately, I cannot take Bike 100 miles to Minneapolis. Nor can I take Bike 500 miles to Kansas City. At least not in the time frame life has allotted me. Therefore, I would really appreciate if you could turn off the service engine light and just suck it up for four more days. I promise when I get to Kansas City I will take you to get checked out. Further, when we get back home, I will lock you in the garage and you can rest to your heart's content for a long, long time.

Gratefully,
PP
------------------

Dear MDV,

Thinking positive thoughts for you and Tony Danza!

PP

0 likes

Dear lethargy,

Please go away so I can go to the grocery store and buy stuff to make dinner.

Love,
Base

0 likes

Pages

Log in or register to post comments