slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people
Posted by hespedal on Aug 24, 2008 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.
- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.
- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.
- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.
- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.
... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!
My husband and I AND my best friend and I (not all at the same time though) talk about the consistency, frequency of our poo....in detail at times if something 'concerning' is going on. Not everyone can handle that kind of conversation!
Hesp- i will eat food I drop on my own floor.... I figure if there germs on the floor, they are my germs so....
I only pick my nose when I have a 'difficult' one I can't get out and no one is looking ;)
I occasionally engage in fart contests with my brothers. :-[
I've been showing the infected spider bite on my belly to anyone who doesn't refuse to look. I don't know if I should post a picture on here though...
I take pleasure in my burps and farts around my bf. Somehow they just happen more around him :)
mostly just poop conversations. my bf and i talk about our poop a lot with various people. not everyone enjoys it, haha... i feel ya on the pooptalk, PB.
I'm really proud of myself when I take a big poo. It just makes my day--if I could I would give my self blue ribbons for my poos! I agree with BP--I hate having yuck in my nose and eyes--I attend to that area often!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/jarien/icons/blue-ribbon.jpg
I'm a winner!
I tell EVERYONE about the Diva Cup....in great detail...
I spare no one.
oh, and I too find great satisfaction in a good private nose-picking. Perhaps my seven years in food service--each and every working hour never touching my face, even to scratch my upper lip--has made me appreciate it that much more.
I'm not a burper or farter and I like to pretend I don't ever poo or menstrate but.....
I try to show everyone any injury I might have, especially if it's particulalry gross or has a good storey to it: bruises, scratches, poison ivy, blisters (esp on my feet). I think it's because it's acceptable among runners. Right now I have sunburnt shoulders & am resisting the urge to show my coworkers.
This is most fun after a trail race:
Woman I run with: Oh wow Lisa you really got some nasty scrapes, did you fall?
Me: Yes I fell a bunch of of times, that one slope that was mostly dirt & real steep near the baseball field, I just slid down the whole thing. But my scrapes aren't that bad check out this nasty blister on my toe.....
Woman: ewwww
A guy interupts: Chesk out my toes!!! (all black & blue & HUGE blisters)
Both of us: EWWWWW
Fun stuff!
as an esthetician, I'm known for loving anything gross or if you need to get something picked, popped...whatever, I'm your girl. I do the regular zits, whiteheads and blackheads during a facial, but also have been known to get a sebucios cyst(if you've seen one of those you would throw up in your mouth a little) on top of someones head, blackheads in various parts of the body(I see these when I'm spray tanning, and I don't hesitate to get my extractor out), dig glass our of peoples feet, and I've even taken stitches out! One time this woman had a gigantic zit on her face, and she wouldn't let me mess with it. I wanted to so bad that that night I had a dream that she let me pop it!!!
... I'm known for loving anything gross or if you need to get something picked, popped...whatever, I'm your girl. I do the regular zits, whiteheads and blackheads during a facial, but also have been known to get a sebucios cyst(if you've seen one of those you would throw up in your mouth a little) ...
OMG, I'm so glad someone else admitted to this first.
I'm the same way....every one of my boyfriends has been tortured by my "grooming." blackheads are my specialty.
a certain bf (I won't name names) would get those cystic type zits...they were so painful, though, and he was happy to let me break out the needle and rubbing alcohol to help him out.
I'm not a burper or farter and I like to pretend I don't ever poo or menstrate but.....
How can you not be a farter?? I didn't know that was possible.
I think I probably do all of the above mentioned things..but I try not to pick my nose too grotesquely in public...and I don't leave my pee in the toilet (that's not a bad idea, though).
P and I make lots of jokes about "yellow peneweas" (banana) in the bootweas (butt), or if there's ever anything "gross" mentioned/joked about..like poop in the butt, we make licking faces (like slurp-slurp).
:( I thought I was more extreme. My nose is usually free of obstruction, so no picking required. I like to wear my clothes multiple times before washing them. I wash them when they're dirty.
please post the infected spider bite! you can do it on this thread... i made the title so if people are easily grossed out they wouldn't open. i am quite proud that people are actually posting ;)b
I'm not a burper or farter and I like to pretend I don't ever poo or menstrate but.....
How can you not be a farter?? I didn't know that was possible.
I don't know. Once in a blue moon I'll eat something that makes me fart, like too much raw broccoli or daikon or something. But it's really rare & I never fart in front of someone else, I just leave the room.
HH I wear my clothes multiple times too.
deleted to protect my wholesome reputation ;D
if you are interested i can pm you ;)
yes, please. but i think you should just post it! it's too good.
I don't mind talking about my menstruation or the problems or upcoming solution that I have. I figure the only way to make it 'natural' is to treat it as such. Rather than a 'curse'.
I do get a very perverse pleasure from showing off my knee scars and hyper mobile knee tricks. Basically almost pushing the kneecap out of the socket and then wiggling the dangling side up and down. Most people kind of flinch and turn away at that. I have awesome post knee surgery pics too if anyone wants to see!
I don't mind talking about my menstruation or the problems or upcoming solution that I have. I figure the only way to make it 'natural' is to treat it as such. Rather than a 'curse'.
I do get a very perverse pleasure from showing off my knee scars and hyper mobile knee tricks. Basically almost pushing the kneecap out of the socket and then wiggling the dangling side up and down. Most people kind of flinch and turn away at that. I have awesome post knee surgery pics too if anyone wants to see!
actually, i want to see them, but that does freak me out! i have bad knees (stupid genetics) so i feel like they are so fragile and when i see people doing stuff like that i am like "stop! you are going to hurt yourself!"
actually, i want to see them, but that does freak me out! i have bad knees (stupid genetics) so i feel like they are so fragile and when i see people doing stuff like that i am like "stop! you are going to hurt yourself!"
I think that is what freaks people out the most. Because knees are so fragile. But mine are destroyed beyond all hope. The only thing holding them in the joint is a displaced tendon, two screws in the tibia and hope.
WARNING GROSS PIC!
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/Calimaryn/My%20View/DSC00745.jpg
What makes this gross is the fact that it is so hugely swollen it almost doesn't look real. But then the lovely 41 staples are all shiny and making the skin bulge disturbingly. Yeah, its nice. I wish this surgeon would have used the lovely internal stitches instead of staples. :( The first version was so much nicer looking. This cut followed the first one but went longer down the shin. Yum! I have more if you wanna see em! haha
Wow. That does look pretty "bad," Cali! I thought my scar was bad. I don't have any gross pictures of it though. My knee pops and grinds with movement. People are grossed out by feeling it.
LoL...I feel like an idiot even posting about this, but here goes! My husband and I will sometimes fart on one another! It's just this big joke thing that we share! I know it's gross but we get a good laugh over it. Usually one of us just runs by and does it...but don't worry, only when we're alone. Hehe :-[
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