Hate Poll: How Much Do You Hate Rachael Ray?
Posted by Kbone on Jan 04, 2008 · Member since Jun 2007 · 374 posts
I really, really hate Rachael Ray. I'm not a good enough writer to really put it into words. That would take Shakespeare. >:(
She's everywhere. She's ruining my life because I can't watch the Food Network for five minutes without seeing her phony, grinning, sellout face leering at me. She represents all that is wrong with this country, this planet, this solar system, this galaxy and the whole MF-ing universe. She is evil incarnate.
Help me to vent my white-hot hatred of her by contributing your own virulent tirades against the woman, the brand, the hellspawn Rachael Ray here in this thread.
I sort of...ummm, have a giant crush on her
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:K811XuomISiUnM:http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Rachael_Ray_wallpaper/Rachael_Ray_2.jpg
I sort of...ummm, have a giant crush on her
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:K811XuomISiUnM:http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Rachael_Ray_wallpaper/Rachael_Ray_2.jpg
Henceforth I must officially shun thee.
I understand
but I cant help it, I dig the ladies with big curves,excellent cheeks, and who can cook
plus I keep hearing shes really bitchy when the cameras are off...and for some odd reason I find that a total turn on
I understand
but I cant help it, I dig the ladies with big curves,excellent cheeks, and who can cook
plus I keep hearing shes really bitchy when the cameras are off...and for some odd reason I find that a total turn on
Those things you describe in your first paragraph are good attributes. In the case of Rachael Ray howver they are illusory. That's just the shape she shifts to for human ralationships. She really looks like this: http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06/elwoodAP_450x363.jpg
I just think she's a sell-out, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to make money, right?
I'm annoyed that she's EVERYWHERE. She was much cuter/tolerable when she was just a lil chef on the Food Network.
Now she's making announcements in my grocery store about Triscuits and on TV with Dunkin Donuts and has Dr. Phil on her daytime TV show. (I flipped through it yesterday... I didn't know she had one)...
Interesting how much you do hate her, though, KBone. I like the options of "hate" in the poll. Those were Shakespearian. Or just coming from a place of intense and immense hatred. ;)
id probably be more annoyed with her if I watched TV...but if its not mythbusters, football, or anything with Gordon Ramsay....Im pretty out of it
EVOO is YUMMO!
whatevs. she's an industry now - but I'm not watching her shows or buying her donuts.
I understand how people can find her cute, but along with Paula Deen, she's one of the only personalities on the food network that will make me change the channel.
I just think she's a sell-out, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to make money, right?
I'm annoyed that she's EVERYWHERE. She was much cuter/tolerable when she was just a lil chef on the Food Network.
I agree, I liked her much more when she had just a cooking show. Not a talk show, and a magazine, and dozens of commercials. However, I don't hate her at all. I'll check out her cooking show every now and then. She has some good kitchen tips and some good basic cooking ideas. I've made her warm black bean salsa a couple of times and people love it.
Paula Deen is a lot worse!
::recalls the "butter balls" thread::
Paula Deen is a lot worse!
::recalls the "butter balls" thread::
My imitation of Paula:
"Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all." On to infinity.
While I do not hate her with the intensity you do Kbone, I do not find her remotely interesting any more. She was not horrific a few years ago, now its obnoxious. One or two made up words is fine, but a whole vocabulary (and then subsequent constant explanation of made up word) drives me INSANE!
While curves, cheeks and cooking are good thing (ooo I have all three!) they do not offset her annoyance factor. Maybe bound and gaged but thats it!
My Food Network crushes are Alton Brown and Duff from Ace of Cakes. :-* :-* :-*
Paula Deen disgusts me. If anything I figure her show would be good diet reinforcement
shes built like a sherman tank and those tanks need alot of butter balls for fuel
Paula Deen disgusts me. If anything I figure her show would be good diet reinforcement
shes built like a sherman tank and those tanks need alot of butter balls for fuel
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Paula Deen is a lot worse!
::recalls the "butter balls" thread::
My imitation of Paula:
"Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all. Butter. Y'all." On to infinity.
I am LOLing so hard! :D ;D
now you too can be on the Paula Dean lifestyle diet!
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/fat-lady-on-bench.jpg
now you too can be on the Paula Dean lifestyle diet!
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/fat-lady-on-bench.jpg
OMG! I had sex with that woman! But it was in college... I was just experimenting.
Ew. I am gross.
how did you...ummm....ahh...get that....ummm...get that thing out of the way.....umm...you know....to like...do stuff to her?
how did you...ummm....ahh...get that....ummm...get that thing out of the way.....umm...you know....to like...do stuff to her?
I can't tell you my secrets, Adam. If you were the ferocious lover I am, you would be able to figure it out.
I like Rachel Ray. I do not like the fact that she is endorsing donuts now, but I have learned some stuff from her 30 minute meals.
Paula Deen is another story. I really don't understand who watches her, she annoys the fuck out of me. >:(
im thinking stirrups, nose plugs, a neck brace, and a mini flashlight
im thinking stirrups, nose plugs, a neck brace, and a mini flashlight
mini flashlight! ;D ;D ;D
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