Just for FUN: Cute things veg*n kids say!
Posted by quintess on Sep 04, 2009 · Member since Feb 2007 · 1036 posts
I've been keeping a list of quotes from my daughter for many years (she's 6 now and has been vegan since birth) and have noticed how much people on FB, etc. are enjoying her sayings. Anyone else want to share fun things kids say? I'll go first with a few:
"That smells disgusting. Is that cigarettes or pigmeat? Or cock-a-doodle doo meat?"
"Tofu is the most delicious crap I've ever tasted." (We were discussing the use and mis-use of the word crap that day, and in context, this had my cousin and I laughing hysterically)
"That looks delicious. Do I have to eat some carrots first, though?"
"That cutie looks like a crusher dumpling. And you're as cute as a rainbow cutie with hearts hanging all over you."
OK, that's enough...what you got??
My daughter once told her preschool teacher she couldn't eat strawberries because they give her a red wee-wee.
:-D
well, this wasn't said by a vegan chlld, but I thought it was funny. My friend and her daughter were in Victoria secrets, and her daughter Savanah saw some lotion that apparently is vegan. She yelled across the store, "mom!!!!!, I found some lotion for Lisa!!!!!(me). My friend said she was really upset that they didn't buy it.
My first encounter with a vegetarian of any kind: I was 16, she was 6. I was working at the local community centre summer programme, she was in the playgroup. When offered a hotdog, chips etc for lunch, she and her little sis ate the veggies and ignored the main dish. When I reminded her there wouldn't be any more food going until snack time at 3 and she would get hungry before then, she said loftily: "We are Sikh. We do not eat dead animals."
Guess she told me!
years ago when my youngest was still breastfeeding, my middle son was playing with his toy stuffed mouse and put it up against his chest and just sat there...when I asked him what he was doing he said "giving him some boobie" which meant lunch! :-D ::)
eta: we have this on video! he is not impressed. ::)
years ago when my youngest was still breastfeeding, my middle son was playing with his toy stuffed mouse and put it up against his chest and just sat there...when I asked him what he was doing he said "giving him some boobie" which meant lunch! :-D ::)
eta: we have this on video! he is not impressed. ::)
Hahaaaaa this is fantastic. :-D
years ago when my youngest was still breastfeeding, my middle son was playing with his toy stuffed mouse and put it up against his chest and just sat there...when I asked him what he was doing he said "giving him some boobie" which meant lunch! :-D ::)
eta: we have this on video! he is not impressed. ::)
this is the sort of thing you hang on to untill he brings his fiance over for that first meet the parents dinner. Then you whip it out! THe video, not your breasts!
he is 20...I have already shown his girlfriend..she thought it was adorable of course. He was annoyed with me. boys don't get the cute factor.
he is 20...I have already shown his girlfriend..she thought it was adorable of course. He was annoyed with me. boys don't get the cute factor.
Honey, NObody gets the cute factor when it's them! Not even the posed baby photo in the frame with the bronzed baby shoes. Or perhaps especially. (My brother had one of those...in which his ears stuck straight out from his head at right angles. It wasn't because he was dislexic that my sister called him "Dumbo.")
Everytime we drive by a McDonalds, my daughter says: "Gross! Why are there cars there? Who would want to eat that?" And once I was traveling and needed to use the bathroom in one, and she wouldn't even come in with me. She wouldn't step foot in there! Which is funny, because I've never really said all that much about how gross McD really is!
Honey, NObody gets the cute factor when it's them!
Honey, I do! I was freaking cute as a child.
Honey, NObody gets the cute factor when it's them!
Honey, I do! I was freaking cute as a child.
girls get it...boy, not so much.
Honey, NObody gets the cute factor when it's them!
Honey, I do! I was freaking cute as a child.
girls get it...boy, not so much.
Yeah, but girls aren't nobodies!
My 2 year old has a play kitchen in our kitchen that occupies her while I cook and clean up there... She is at the age where she will repeat EVERYTHING... she will tell me shes going to make different kinds of food and its all very cute....the other day she got a set of dishes from her grandma and I got her a washcloth and an empty bottle of soup to "do her dishes," and she started yelling "Taj! Time Dishes!" (Taj is her daddy who was downstairs and who usually ends up down there when it is time to clean up...guess I wasn't the only one who noticed!
Also, this isn't related to food, but recently she saw my underwear stickingout from my pants when we were playing and she said "Stupid Diaper"......where she heard that I do not know!
But it was almost impossible to not laugh at it!
my friend kate has a six year old daughter who has been vegan her whole life. She is a beautiful girl, really pretty coloring that comes from her dad's half mexican heritage. She was once asked if she's mexican and her answer was, "I'm not Mexican.. I'm vegan!!"
And this isn't vegan related but still suuuuper cute. She went on a trip with her grandma to Prince Edward Island to visit family and brought both her parents back souvenirs. She pulled her mom's out of her suitcase, gave it to her and then rifling through the bag says "daddy.. I swear I got something for you!" Finally she pulls out something small wrapped in tissue paper and hands it to him, when he pulls out a PEI shot glass she exclaims, "IT'S THE TINIEST CUP I'VE EVER SEEN!!" And runs to the kitchen to fill it with water for him to sip.
:-D :)>>>
NVR, but the kid was/is a vegetarian. My cousin's son (who is now 18) was visiting when he was small. I asked him how old he was. He said "Four. But I was three for a really, really, reeeeaaallllllllllly long time!" I still remember that from 14 years ago. I can't wait 'til mine is old enough to say cute things. :)
One of my proudest moments when Noah was barely 3:
"who is that scary looking clown?" we were in line at AAA and there was a poster of Ronald McDonald. The looks people gave us....AS IF he didn't know who he was?!
"If we are vegetarian why do we eat animal crackers?" Noah age 3. he was being coy.... ;)
"We DO NOT eat things that chickens use for their babies!" Noah age 2-3 (in reference to eggs)
"what kind of milk is in your boobs? Is it soymilk?" Noah, age 7-questioning the veganness of Lyle's milk.
Noah also holds his breath when we walk through the meat department at the grocery. I love it!
One of my proudest moments when Noah was barely 3:
"who is that scary looking clown?" we were in line at AAA and there was a poster of Ronald McDonald.
"what kind of milk is in your boobs? Is it soymilk?" Noah, age 7-questioning the veganness of Lyle's milk.
Noah also holds his breath when we walk through the meat department at the grocery. I love it!
LOL!!!
Alethea plugs her nose in the meat dept. too. Once, she was shopping w/grandma for some meat (for gram, obviously) and was making loud comments about how disgusting it smelled over there.
Here's some recent ones:
"My bike is rated R because it's scary."
"You know why that pumpkin pie last year was so good? Because I was treating that little pumpkin like my specialist little baby. It probably felt so good inside."
these are so cute! :) i can't wait until my little guy (still in my belly!) grows up and starts talking. :)
I've just been informed that "grown-ups are boring"
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