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Penises and Vaginas: The Pole

Pole was spelled that way purposely.  We're talking about penises and vaginas so I have to give you some form of phallic imagery.  For some vaginal imagery, I will say upside down triangle and wet spongy W.

ETA: Also, you can pick as many options as you want.

I voted that I'd like to have both.  I'd like them to be interchangeable, depending on my mood.  There are somedays I'd like to pee in the bushes and slap my dick across someone's face.  Can't do that with a vagina.

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I voted that I'd like to have both.  I'd like them to be interchangeable, depending on my mood.  There are somedays I'd like to pee in the bushes and slap my dick across someone's face.  Can't do that with a vagina.

Possibly the best answer of all time.  Also, you can choose more than one option if you want.

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I really do want that sandwich.

... wait, is that more vaginal imagery??

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I really do want that sandwich.

... wait, is that more vaginal imagery??

Grilled cheeze sandwich.

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It won't let me add that I'd also like a sandwich.

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Definitely sexweb. I was going to say nothing about wanting a penis, but P would argue with that. He always says I want a penis, because I'm always thrusting him. Penises are so weird, though. haha, you have stuff that hangsss thereeeeeee.

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It won't let me add that I'd also like a sandwich.

OK, don't hate me everybody, but I reset the count.  Let it be known that you can pick all 14 options if you desire to do so.  Erin won't hate me, she can add that she wants that sandwich now.

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Ok, I re-voted.  Thanks.

AC, you're always thrusting?  Like humping at him?

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Ok, I re-voted.  Thanks.

AC, you're always thrusting?  Like humping at him?

No?

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Ok, so I just (finally) added my vote in.  I like that changing the name is winning, and wanting a sandwich is tied for second place.  Also, I can't believe someone actually picked all of the above and none of the above.

LOL

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i voted, id want a penis for day!  that would rule on so many levels >:D

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could I have a penis one day a week?

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I'd just like to say, I miss my ass. :(

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I'd just like to say, I miss my ass. :(

Why did it leave?

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This last weight fluctuation I lost it..... All the other times when I was down to a size two, I still had a nice looking ass.... That was my solace when I saw the young'uns trapsing around town.... I may be the same size as 'em, but at least I had a butt!! Now, I don't. :(

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This last weight fluctuation I lost it..... All the other times when I was down to a size two, I still had a nice looking ass.... That was my solace when I saw the young'uns trapsing around town.... I may be the same size as 'em, but at least I had a butt!! Now, I don't. :(

I don't understand why when women lose weight, the ass and/or the boobs is/are the first to go.  I mean, I guess it makes sense since it's all just fatty tissue, but still.  Anyway, don't be sad, Hanashi.  Someone's gonna love your ass no matter how big or small it is.  Maybe multiple someones will. ;)

I was wondering what it would be like to have a penis and a vagina and how awesome it would be to masturbate and have a simultaneous double orgasm.  That would seriously be the most intense thing ever, I think your body would implode from the awesomeness of it.
Also, if you did have both reproductive organs, I would prefer to have the vagina above the penis.  This would make for easier insertion.  I'm not really sure how you would actually fuck yourself, but I'm sure with enough determination it would happen.

My mind is seriously screwed up.

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There are somedays I'd like to pee in the bushes and slap my dick across someone's face.  Can't do that with a vagina.

BINGO.  This is the essence of everything I want in life.

Although, I'll still pee in the bushes and slap my vagina across someone's face.  Betchya I can do it!

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Although, I'll still pee in the bushes and slap my vagina across someone's face.  Betchya I can do it!

:-D :-D
You're gonna have to jump really high to accomplish that second part.
:-D

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I thought this "pole" would be about what type of vag or penis you have.........

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Although, I'll still pee in the bushes and slap my vagina across someone's face.  Betchya I can do it!

:-D :-D
You're gonna have to jump really high to accomplish that second part.
:-D

Hello, no one slaps anybody with a dick OR a vag while the other person is standing!  They gotta be sitting or laying down.

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