Penises and Vaginas: The Pole
Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Sep 25, 2009 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
Pole was spelled that way purposely. We're talking about penises and vaginas so I have to give you some form of phallic imagery. For some vaginal imagery, I will say upside down triangle and wet spongy W.
ETA: Also, you can pick as many options as you want.
Also, I hope I never get to the stage where my boobs 'hang' (old granny super saggy boobs crossed my mind here)
I never have to worry about my boobs. They don't really hang. They are just there.
This.
Whatever, you non-boob-worriers.
I have semi boobs? But i dont ever want them to hang. Or get bigger (well a little bit is fine... that'd be nice.)
I hate when i get clothes that fit perfect except for my boobs. Stupid clothes.
i would like to experience having a penis. i also frequently talk about how i "have a giant monster cock" and such. and i also like to hump man-style. i think i could have sex as a man. but once dustin told me that even if i had a monster cock i wouldn't have good skills. apparently i'm no good at humping like a man. actually, that was while i was trying to hump him like a dog.
buuuut i like having a vagina. so it's cool.
I think I'd be more in shape if I had a penis. First off, I'd have massive biceps from jerking off. Also, I'd have wicked ass and stomach muscles from crazy sex, since, yeah, at least in my experience, the guys do most of the work. My stamina would be amazing. Hey, I bet I'd be able to run the mile in 40 seconds.
;)
Ah ditto. I'd love to walk around with a HUGE boner. I'd be so proud, too, like that guy Bob (?) from those Viagra (?) commercials.
:w00t!:
**edit**
I felt like the commercials weren't actually Viagra, so I googled "bob erection," and ha, well it's Enzyte.
Also, their company is going down the shitter.. in case anyone wanted to know.
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/2006/03/smiling_bob.html
**edit**
I felt like the commercials weren't actually Viagra, so I googled "bob erection," and ha, well it's Enzyte.
Also, their company is going down the shitter.. in case anyone wanted to know.
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/2006/03/smiling_bob.html
I think it's hilarious that a company that sells boner pills is going down the "shitter".
:-D
I'll be honest, those commercials always creeped me out a bit. Especially the Santa Claus one.
Ive been working on growing manly parts for about a year now. No luck so far.
But i can do it!
I also would delight in the ability to urinate into and on things, people, without making a terrible mess. I would also like to ejaculate at least once, but I know that if I had a penis I would probably never leave my house as I would be too busy putting it inside fruits, baked goods, and other inanimate objects. And I think balls are gross and probably uncomfortable to walk with.
:) Yes, it would be quite an adventure having a penis. Also, men can walk around scratching and rearranging their junk and no one thinks twice.
:) Yes, it would be quite an adventure having a penis. Also, men can walk around scratching and rearranging their junk and no one thinks twice.
It's definitely more socially acceptable for a man to rearrange his genitals than for a woman to, but I still think it uncuth for a man to scratch his balls or fondle himself in the presence of women and/or children :)
Vagina but a) I am curious about penis ownership and b) I would really like a sandwich but also c) if the two could not be touching that would be awesome.
Well, do girls really have junk to rearrange? I mean, come on. "Oh, hang on a sec, lemme readjust my clitoris."
I guess it's the equivalent of a girl yanking at and adjusting her bra?
Vagina but a) I am curious about penis ownership and b) I would really like a sandwich but also c) if the two could not be touching that would be awesome.
the penis and the sandwich shouldn't touch? I agree.
Well, do girls really have junk to rearrange? I mean, come on. "Oh, hang on a sec, lemme readjust my clitoris."
I guess it's the equivalent of a girl yanking at and adjusting her bra?
I have a random itch sometimes, but I just scratch.
Haha. okay. i dont know if its just a lack of men on here or not. Buttt, we have 18 chicks that want a penis for a day. Only one guy that wants a vagina.
Haha. okay. i dont know if its just a lack of men on here or not. Buttt, we have 18 chicks that want a penis for a day. Only one guy that wants a vagina.
Could be guys who wish they could actually have a penis.
The men are just having trouble admitting that have vag-envy.
Remember, dudes, it's only a vagina for one day; you are not required to menstruate or give birth (unless you're really unlucky).
Could be guys who wish they could actually have a penis.
Very true. Although he's not on here, here's an example of someone that needs to grow one.
My exxxxxxxxx.
Played me. Started talking about moving in together, then he needs a total of $565, then decides to bail on me and even block my number.
Right-o. I'd really like to talk to him.. I'd say something along the lines of:
"Wow, you're 36 and you're still not a man."
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