slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people
Posted by hespedal on Aug 24, 2008 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.
- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.
- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.
- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.
- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.
... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!
EXHIBIT B: When i lost my virginity, it was on my living room floor, and my dog tried joining in.
That's not gross, that's... I don't know, something else.
http://forums.fitnessreference.com/images/smilies/27916391.1clappin.gif ;D
EXHIBIT B: When i lost my virginity, it was on my living room floor, and my dog tried joining in.
That's not gross, that's... I don't know, something else.
i think the adjective that you're trying to think of is "HILARIOUS"
cus that's what it is.
That's hilarious, too.
I thought everyone peed in the shower.
Sometimes I pee in the shower while the water is warming up. Like, I stand outside and pee into the shower.
I just thought I would clarify. I stand next to the toilet and pee into shower. I wish I had a logical explanation for this.
When I lost my virginity, it was just gross...all around.
I just thought I would clarify. I stand next to the toilet and pee into shower. I wish I had a logical explanation for this.
Because it's fun. It's like speeding. You don't save much time, but it feels good.
Or is your toily gross?
toily
i like that.
*steals*
I've had some bad "omg where'd all this blood come from" experiences like that too, lubi. Funny in retrospect.
I thought everyone peed in the shower.
Sometimes I pee in the shower while the water is warming up. Like, I stand outside and pee into the shower.
I just thought I would clarify. I stand next to the toilet and pee into shower. I wish I had a logical explanation for this.
What?! Why? Do you have really bad aim or something? Need a bigger target? ;D
I want one of those pee thingers for girls so I can do this too.
I just thought I would clarify. I stand next to the toilet and pee into shower. I wish I had a logical explanation for this.
Because it's fun. It's like speeding. You don't save much time, but it feels good.
Or is your toily gross?
Toily's not gross. I couldn't tell you why I do it, I just do!
<---also a nose-picker, poo-looker, shower-peer and zit-picker. ::)
ok, don't read this if you are grossed out by periods........
back in college I was in the bathroom at school, on my period, I wiped and had one one of those clotty blood pieces(I know this is gross to even write!), I could tell it flew off the toilet paper, so I was looking everywhere for it. So, I come out of the stall and guess where my blood clot flew to? yep, it was stuck to the wall by the sinks and mirrors!! I couldn't really wipe it off the wall cause other people were washing their hands, so I just left it there.......
I had an almost identical incident in high school... except the stuff fell on my backpack. And my friend saw it and asked what the hell it was, once we'd walked halfway through the building from the toilets and were sitting waiting for a class. I mumbled something like "Umitmustbesomeraspberryjamfromlunch" and scooted back to the toilets to get rid of it. Needless to say, I think my friend was a bit mystified... :-D
I peed in the shower last night & thought of this thread.
I don't know if this is gross or just practical--but when I was running yesterday (at the gym) I could feel a big, wet, juicy boogie just hanging in my nose--so I totally did a snot blow and a huge chunk flew out of my nose and imbedded itself on the treadmill...I was so amused I giggled over it--I did clean it up in case you were wondering! I just didn't want to stop my run for a little thing like that...
<---also a nose-picker, poo-looker, shower-peer and zit-picker. ::)
ok, don't read this if you are grossed out by periods........
back in college I was in the bathroom at school, on my period, I wiped and had one one of those clotty blood pieces(I know this is gross to even write!), I could tell it flew off the toilet paper, so I was looking everywhere for it. So, I come out of the stall and guess where my blood clot flew to? yep, it was stuck to the wall by the sinks and mirrors!! I couldn't really wipe it off the wall cause other people were washing their hands, so I just left it there.......
I had an almost identical incident in high school... except the stuff fell on my backpack. And my friend saw it and asked what the hell it was, once we'd walked halfway through the building from the toilets and were sitting waiting for a class. I mumbled something like "Umitmustbesomeraspberryjamfromlunch" and scooted back to the toilets to get rid of it. Needless to say, I think my friend was a bit mystified... :-D
as long as you didn't eat it to prove that it was really jam....... :-D
I have tried peeing standing up while in the shower. ("boy style") it worked. you don't need a special device kmk! ;)
Here. Enjoy a Frankenstein sutured, yellow bruised, drain installed surgical site from when I had a fecolith (craprock) cut out of my abdomen in October. It was left over from a burst appendix 2 years prior and was boring a hole through my abdominal wall like an alien baby. Additionally, I opted out of sedation for the procedure.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/rabidchi1d/abdomenow003.jpg
Additionally, I opted out of sedation for the procedure.
Did you lose a bet or something?
I have tried peeing standing up while in the shower. ("boy style") it worked. you don't need a special device kmk! ;)
I think she meant so that she could pee INTO the shower....like SB does.
that's what I mean. You can aim it. :D heh
Additionally, I opted out of sedation for the procedure.
Did you lose a bet or something?
I don't like being sedated. It screws me up for about a week and makes me really sick. Of course, at the time I underestimated the pain involved in receiving multiple injections in the abdomen in order to numb the area, and they didn't realize I had a "tunnel of infection" through my abdominal muscles -- they thought there was just a suture under the surface that never dissolved. That made it so they had to go in much deeper, so more shots.. etc.. etc.. and it's seriously weird to feel someone's hands digging around in your inside, but not have it hurt.
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