slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people
Posted by hespedal on Aug 24, 2008 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.
- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.
- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.
- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.
- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.
... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!
I used to quite competitive and posted on ratemypoo.com until one day I forgot to clear my memory card before my wife went on a hen day/night. After a day of whatever women do on those things my wife downloaded the pictures on the brides PC for all to see........
She was very mad and hence my postings ended.
He friends still bring that up to her disgust, and to be honest my delight (I hate those stuck up sorority girls and think seeing some working class shit will broaden their horizons.
that's what I mean. You can aim it. :D heh
haha! i can aim too. I told someone this once and she was like, what are you talking about????
all the girls should try it in the shower today. it works. for reals.
I would have never imagined that your wife is a soroity-type, GESC.
I used to quite competitive and posted on ratemypoo.com until one day I forgot to clear my memory card before my wife went on a hen day/night. After a day of whatever women do on those things my wife downloaded the pictures on the brides PC for all to see........
She was very mad and hence my postings ended.
He friends still bring that up to her disgust, and to be honest my delight (I hate those stuck up sorority girls and think seeing some working class shit will broaden their horizons.
so.....how did you rank?
I would have never imagined that your wife is a soroity-type, GESC.
She is actually not but for some reason she has a lot of friends who are. Her best friend growing up went into one when they went into collage and she went to the same school and hung out with them I'm told!
I do laugh to myself how I ended up around this (nothing at all like me) crowd. They fucking hate me to be honest! I have so many good stories of how I offend them it could take up a whole thread!
I used to quite competitive and posted on ratemypoo.com until one day I forgot to clear my memory card before my wife went on a hen day/night. After a day of whatever women do on those things my wife downloaded the pictures on the brides PC for all to see........
She was very mad and hence my postings ended.
He friends still bring that up to her disgust, and to be honest my delight (I hate those stuck up sorority girls and think seeing some working class shit will broaden their horizons.
so.....how did you rank?
"The Baby's Arm" came in third.
"Bomaby Blast" came in second
"Jared's Revenge" did not score well at all
"The Footlong" came in fourth I think?
u named them???? :-D.....I am cracking up!
u named them???? :-D.....I am cracking up!
I was up against a tough field, the "Rosy O'Donnel" was beating everyone back in 2004.
ok, this is my fiirst time reading this thread and you guys are seriously hilarious!
I also love picking blackheads off my bf's back and chest. I have this thing about picking my ears constantly. Not just removing the excess wax, but sort of scratching the outside of the ear. Seems like there's always dirt or dead skin or something in there. Just love removing that stuff. I dont use cotton swabs when I get out of the shower, somehow I seem to think it's more satisfying to remove it with my bare fingers. Ok, ive dont this my whole life, but now that i'm writing it, it sounds kinda gross. I haven read all 11 pages of this thread, but hopefully someone else has posted something grosser than me, LOL. :o
About the peeing in the shower, it made me think of something else... If you get a brazilian waxing (everything off) for the first time, you have to be carefull the first few times you pee in the toilet. Pee will just fly all over the place and spray like crazy. Seems the hair is there to direct where the pee should go. Just wanted to share this fact of life ;D
A few fruit flies flew into my bottle of wine while the top was off. Instead of getting rid of the bottle, I'm just inspecting each glass and scooping them out with a spoon before I drink.
A few fruit flies flew into my bottle of wine while the top was off. Instead of getting rid of the bottle, I'm just inspecting each glass and scooping them out with a spoon before I drink.
:wow: I couldn't do that.
I'm not throwing $12 down the drain!
I have one more story.....
conversation with co worker:
Coworker: will you look at this thing on my back and tell me if it is canc :-\ :-\erous?
me: no, thats a huge blackhead, I can get it out!
co worker: noooooo, (tries to get up)
me: hold her down Alicia!
me: omg, that thing is huge!
co worer: let me see, Oh wow, it looks like a peppercorn! I'm gonna save it and put it in Chris's foood tonight! (the husband that she hates, but will never leave) :-\
I have one more story.....
conversation with co worker:
Coworker: will you look at this thing on my back and tell me if it is canc :-\ :-\erous?
me: no, thats a huge blackhead, I can get it out!
co worker: noooooo, (tries to get up)
me: hold her down Alicia!
me: omg, that thing is huge!
co worer: let me see, Oh wow, it looks like a peppercorn! I'm gonna save it and put it in Chris's foood tonight! (the husband that she hates, but will never leave) :-\
hahahahahA! I want to know if she ever did!!
supposedly she put it in his hamburger helper!
supposedly she put it in his hamburger helper!
That's gross!!! Seriously reminds me of the restaurant co-workers I had when I was 16. Those women would put bugs in anyone's food who annoyed them. I never ate at that place.
I pee counter-clockwise.
I pee counter-clockwise.
I'm waiting........
That's so gross, lubi! I didn't know people could get blackheads on their bodies. I've never had one. Blecchh!
reminds me of the restaurant co-workers I had when I was 16. Those women would put bugs in anyone's food who annoyed them. I never ate at that place.
i am NOT ok with that. i have seriously worked in food service pretty much non-stop as at least one job since i was 16 and never have i ever known any of my coworkers to do anything like that. disgusting and not ok.
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