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Worst Album Covers Ever (NVR of course)

I don't care for the fact that two of these album covers feature physically disabled people, but the others are great...  Thought I'd share.

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

Liebbe Mutter - what can I say? If only I liked the lads...

and Joyce? well, I'd pay the 50 cents  ;)

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How can the Devastatin Dave cover be terrible?!  He's so hotttt!!  And Jim Post is fineeee!!!!

I really hope ya'll know I'm joking.  

Those are funny!

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Simply awesome!

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Ha! Those looked like the fake album covers from A Mighty Wind.

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The "Let Me Touch Him" placement in regard to Tino was stroke of web design genius.

Also: What? No Poison?

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My husband looked over my shoulder when I was looking at the album covers.  Now Devastatin' Dave is the wallpaper on our computer in place of my beautiful sunflower picture :-\ Zip Zap Rap. Silly husband.

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Those were hilarious! Sadly, I remember the Orleans one (showing my advanced age).

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I'm so glad you guys liked these!  I was giving a final when I looked at these and I nearly gave myself a hernia trying not to laugh out loud.

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Too funny  ;D I love Mrs. McKeithens' hair  :o Could she get it any higher?

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What animal died for Mrs McKeithan's "hair"??? (It is SO not human!)

"Ken" bears a frighteningly striking resemblance to the Emperor Charles I of Spain and V of Germany (one of the Holy Roman Emperors)'s official portrait. He actually is suffering from a dreadful malformation of the cranium. Charles I's younger brother could hardly open his mouth because of the severity of it.

And Liebe Mutter is certainly the word for it... ::)

How many cases of unsold records are in these people's attics!!!

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Oh, wow.  I actually think there's actually a family portrait for my family something like The Cooper Family album cover.

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The one that cracks me up for some reason is "Let Me Touch Him." It makes me think of a Republican convention scandal... ;D ;D ;D all those suits... ;D ;D ;D

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My husband looked over my shoulder when I was looking at the album covers.  Now Devastatin' Dave is the wallpaper on our computer in place of my beautiful sunflower picture :-\ Zip Zap Rap. Silly husband.

I feel a disturbingly strong urge to follow suit and displace the picture of my cat.

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Also: What? No Poison?

no, but you do have the man o' war album, which is obviously some pretty hot stuff.  (all men play on 10-- i so want to hear it!)  they're a little more whitesnake meets maiden looking, but you can tell by their boots they're ready to go.  ;)

what is that on his hand though?  a puppet?  it's like the most he's wearing on his whole body.  maybe they're a ventriloquist act.  now that would be playing on 10.

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Since I'm "stuck" on this tour bus for a while today until I get to the airport...I thought I would show this thread to everyone on board here... they thought we could do "better"........since I still have a pretty good  wi-fi connection at the moment....I did my own "google search" for worst album covers....here's some great album covers as well....(don't forget to check out pages 2 and 3)...we here...on the bus.....are having a very "Spinal Tap" moment looking at these! ;D
http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers
enjoy!
-dave

Edit:
What do you think of: "BONEO...Up at the Crack"...... :D That is our "favorite" so far!!!!!!!!

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Yep, BONED is great.

Haha!  I'm loving the Hottt backpack action on the Francisco y Fernando cover.  

Pooh- Man is brilliant.

But I have to say, Millie Jackson is the best.  Though I don't think she's vegan.

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Yep, BONEO is great.

Haha!  I'm loving the Hottt backpack action on the Francisco y Fernando cover.  

Pooh- Man is brilliant.

But I have to say, Millie Jackson is the best.  Though I don't think she's vegan.

How about "The Song For Gay Dogs".....I know....just by the "law of averages"....some of my dogs might be....I'm so "OK" with that....I am! :)

As their Dad....I totally support and respect them.....does PFLAG have a "support group" for me?!  8)

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Haha!  Yeah, I'm kinda curious about what exactly a "Song for Gay Dogs" sounds like. 

Quit feeding your dogs soy, Davedrum, and then you wouldn't need a support group.

Duh!

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Worst album cover # 57....POLKA'N'FUN  :D....that's just wrong

#98 on page 2 made me go WTF

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Ethel Merman and DISCO??? Surely that's an oxymoron...accent on the moron... ;D

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