pigeons at Paul Brown stadium
Posted by ShaolinBunny on Sep 29, 2007 · Member since Jan 2007 · 793 posts
The officials at the Paul Brown stadium in Cincinnati want to shoot the pigeons there because they sh*t on the fans' heads. The fact that the pigeons sh*t on fans' heads is downright hilarious; the fact that someone wants to shoot them for it is absolutely sickening. Here is one of those moments where I am going to applaud PETA for taking action.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/14225396/detail.html
I just love this quote...
No shooting would take place on game days, Brown said.
Oh, well, thank god for that. How considerate. :o
If you submit your vote for the poll on the right, afterward it shows you the percentage of votes. So far, 48% voted to shoot the pigeons. Nice.
The officials at the Paul Brown stadium in Cincinnati want to shoot the pigeons there because they sh*t on the fans' heads. The fact that the pigeons sh*t on fans' heads is downright hilarious;
That's great! Pigeons taking revenge on all the people eating hotdogs and other game day crap.
A friend sent me this article a few hours ago....
I'm still processing it-- wasn't there a similar thing that happened a few years ago?
Where they decided (or were tossing around the idea of) sterilizing the pigeons rather than killing them?
:-\
When I first moved here I discovered that they actually shoot and kill pigeons in the downtown area near where I currently reside (though not much longer)... Dahlonega, GA is full of tourists and to keep the pigeons from pooping all over the street and the idiots (er...i mean tourists)...they send out Goober and Jed once or twice a year to shoot the pigeons sitting atop the old buildings downtown (I'm sure they probably get good "an' liquored up" on corn mash first)....
Of course when I went to the county government and complained they looked at me like I was from Mars....which to them....might be right....then they told me that it was dove hunting season!!!! >:(
I wish the folks of this county would practice better "wildlife management" of their own kind (ya' know..barefoot dirty kids living in trailers)....and learn about birth control!!!...the world might just be a tiny bit better with a few less rednecks....(to make it clear, I'm not dissin' Southerners.....just Rednecks....like the inbreds born and raised in...and now running Lumpkin County, GA.). :o
I don't think they should do that.
When I first moved here I discovered that they actually shoot and kill pigeons in the downtown area near where I currently reside (though not much longer)... Dahlonega, GA is full of tourists and to keep the pigeons from pooping all over the street and the idiots (er...i mean tourists)...they send out Goober and Jed once or twice a year to shoot the pigeons sitting atop the old buildings downtown (I'm sure they probably get good "an' liquored up" on corn mash first)....
:'( >:( :'( >:( :'( >:(
How lovely...an annual/biannual pigeon massacre.
So tragic.
Of course when I went to the county government and complained they looked at me like I was from Mars....which to them....might be right....then they told me that it was dove hunting season!!!! >:(
I have family members and friends who think I'm from Mars (or Venus?!) because I spent time and energy trying to rehabilitate a SINGLE oiled pigeon to keep it from dying. (BTW, she's alive and doing well at the sanctuary!)
I wish the folks of this county would practice better "wildlife management" of their own kind (ya' know..barefoot dirty kids living in trailers)....and learn about birth control!!!...the world might just be a tiny bit better with a few less rednecks....(to make it clear, I'm not dissin' Southerners.....just Rednecks....like the inbreds born and raised in...and now running Lumpkin County, GA.). :o
;D I love that name...LUMPKIN County! (Sounds like it should be BUMPKIN County instead.)
Okay, now I'm going to really get kicked off vegweb for good, but I have to post this redneck birth control joke...
A redneck took his daughter to the Gynecologist.
They waited in the Doctor's office when finally the Doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today"?
The father answered: "to get my daughter on birth control, Doc".
"Well, is your daughter sexually active?", asked the Doctor.
"No", answered the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother".
Bengals fans get what they deserve.
'Nuff said.
;)
It's a skewed survey-- "yes" is one category while "no" is several. I doubt it's the official one (although that's no guarantee that the official one is better.)